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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 20, 2013
February 19, 2013
February 21, 2013
Transcript:
Tiffany: "I'm going to lure Quill here this summer. I have an actual plan. Unlike Luann"
Tiffany: "She's just inventing fantasies to get attention. Some people will do anything to get noticed"
Tiffany: "What?"
Crystal: "You are so entertaining"
Hmmm, so, instead of flying the OZ, Tiff is making plans to get Quill to Pittsville, this summer??? Just for starters, heâs already planning to do that, for LuannâŠsecondly, that isnât for a VERY long time yet Tiff (I guess we know how long THIS arc will last!)
One would think that after all of Tiffanyâs spectacular failures, sheâd wise up and get the message. Unfortunately for her, sheâs a couple of pickles short of a Big Mac, and the light will never go on. Well, it makes for another lengthy story arc.
Canât help but wonder if this âplanâ was developed by Tiff or whether she had help by TJ. Can you say failure? I thought you could. Now, the only question is, âWill it be entertaining?â.
I wonder how many layers of hairspray she puts on her hair in one day. Also I bet she goes through a tube of lipstick a week the way she puts it on. Such a âhung up on myselfâ girl.
What an unattractive girl Tiffany is, with ugly hair and bozo the clown makeup. I hope, but not likely, that sheâll be written out but her appearance makes me sick. So there. :)
So right! Tiff IS entertaining.*Every time the arc features her, the strip if all lightness and laughs. As an earlier commenter mentioned, she ddinât want Quill until he paired up.
âWell, it makes for another lengthy story arcâIt would be nice to see a new arc. Iâm tired of seeing yet another Tiffany plan to steal new boy from Luann. And I actually had hopes for a Tiffany/Ox pairing.
TJ, for all of his stupid or evil scheming, at least has some substance to him. And I think everyone (except for Levi) was rooting him to beat Ann. Tiffany would not have helped with the v day dinner as TJ did or cook meals for others. Tiffany is truly a waste of ink.
ChihuahuaMama: The technical show-biz term is âtalking womanâ â to distinguish from show girls, singers, dancers, strippers, etc. which deliver no lines, and comediennes who deliver the punch line. Yes, I know Gypsy Rose Leeâs gimmick was reciting doggerel while ecdesisizing, but she was an exception in many ways, including not only knowing, but using ecdesis to describe her occupation (term invented by H. L. Mencken).
Tiff is going to âlure Quill thereâ and âput him somewhere no one else can find him?â Sounds like sheâs going into stalker mode.Can you say âFatal Attraction?â
Cough! Cough!Whatâs in that hairspray? Tiff is a walking Toxic Hazard!No matter what her âplanâ is, she will never win Quillâs affections (regardless of what does or does not transpire between him and Luann).
Tiff is needed as a contrast to the other â more real â characters. However once in a great while â I wish Greg would let her surprise us with something generous or intelligent.
take a second second look . . . the right arm has a skinny black bracelet and a colored one, the left has a wider black bracelet and a colored one.
.The bracelets didnât change, the color of the bracelets changed. . . Iâm was under the impression that Greg didnât color the strips himself . . .
Lev â Per your request a poem for Crystal (provide your own music or beat). âSome say Crystal has a different drummerâ; They say âToo bad, man, what a bummerâ; Those guys are Dumb & Dumb & Dumb & Dumber; We say, âOMG sheâs 18 next summerââŠ
Lonnie is quite correct, Gunther is extremely lame. There were great reasons why he lost the vote to someone as inconsequential as Aaron. Gunther is less than that.
Smart people donât always get good grades in school. Note the donkey is supposed to be smarter than the horse. The horse is only more willing to follow instructions.
If Tiffâs going to lure Quill to Pittsville in the summer, we could be waiting a very long time to see something happen. Unless Quill really =does= show up this actual summerâwhich is still a few months away. Will something happen before then with this whatever-sheâs-planning?
And how could Tiff possibly not know that Quillâs coming in the summer anyway, since Luannâs been blabbing about nothing but Quill morning, noon and night? She has to know.
Tiffany is the typical dumb blond type of female that tends to appeal to macho males; IMHO, thatâs why sheâs included in the strip. Such women seem to âwin outâ every time in attracting the handsome hero of the play etc. They also tend to be portrayed as getting into the most trouble in books and plays and always in need of a dire rescue at the last moment. They tend to create drama and attract readership. Judging by the 97 responses above, the strategy is still working.
Re: Crystalâs friendship with TiffanyâŠ..a) she feels sorry for Tiffany and her lack of friends b) she also hopes to meet the good-looking guys who are attracted to Tiff c) since she does her own thing, perhaps Crystal canât seem to attract a guy who would appreciate her for herself and d) she doesnât feel she fits in with the regularsâŠorâŠall of the above.
That said, there is a Tiffany and a Crystal in every group of students at various grade levels. For a while, my granddaughter was a âChrystalâ, now sheâs a âLuannâ with a very artsy side.
DaJellyBelly almost 12 years ago
I know! Sheâs spraying Eau De Bull Feces !!
Angelalex242 almost 12 years ago
And now it comes out. Why does Crystal hang with Tiff? Because Crystal needs a good laugh :)
Dconskjk almost 12 years ago
I have to agree with Crystal. Tiffâs obsession is very entertaining to watch.
DaJellyBelly almost 12 years ago
Pssst! Donât look now, but Crystalâs bracelets have switched arms.
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
Follow the money if you want to see where this romantic train wreck will jump the tracksâŠ
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Hmmm, so, instead of flying the OZ, Tiff is making plans to get Quill to Pittsville, this summer??? Just for starters, heâs already planning to do that, for LuannâŠsecondly, that isnât for a VERY long time yet Tiff (I guess we know how long THIS arc will last!)
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Flying to OZ*
blunebottle almost 12 years ago
Tiff âhas an actual planââŠ..kidnapping??
ShagsCA almost 12 years ago
On her way to perfecting her inevitable negotiable virtue.
The Old Wolf almost 12 years ago
One would think that after all of Tiffanyâs spectacular failures, sheâd wise up and get the message. Unfortunately for her, sheâs a couple of pickles short of a Big Mac, and the light will never go on. Well, it makes for another lengthy story arc.
kenhense almost 12 years ago
In the last frame Crystal looks gorgeous and intelligent
curmudgeon68 almost 12 years ago
Nah, Vegemite doesnât come in a can! :-)
Angelalex242 almost 12 years ago
Seriously, isnât there a football team captain she should be seducing? And getting her heart broken by?
Gerry Lee almost 12 years ago
Aww, I canât wait âtil summer! I wanna know Tiffâs ingenious plan to woo Quill away from Luann now!
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
@Gerry Lee⊠she drew a diagram , look up
38lowell almost 12 years ago
Is that bug spray?
ErrorMessage almost 12 years ago
you are so DELUSIONAL!
flagfly almost 12 years ago
Why are you friends with this airhead?
Mordock999 almost 12 years ago
Good Lord, LOOK at the SIZE of THAT Handbag in Panel One! TELL Me: What is the OBCESSION You Ladies have with Large Hand Bags??
imbaldeagle almost 12 years ago
Canât help but wonder if this âplanâ was developed by Tiff or whether she had help by TJ. Can you say failure? I thought you could. Now, the only question is, âWill it be entertaining?â.
imbaldeagle almost 12 years ago
If she switched hairstyles, that could be Rosa in panel #2.
jeanie5448 almost 12 years ago
I wonder how many layers of hairspray she puts on her hair in one day. Also I bet she goes through a tube of lipstick a week the way she puts it on. Such a âhung up on myselfâ girl.
melmarsh9v almost 12 years ago
It almost seems that Tiffany might broadcast some nude transmissions to Quill as âbait!â
LordDestroyer almost 12 years ago
Some people will do anything to get noticed? Look whoâs talking, Tiff.
suebearmck almost 12 years ago
Cystalâs bracelets switched arms because she is seen in the mirror.
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
Thatâs no way to attract a REAL man, Tiff.
Mine calls me anytime on Skype, so he catches me however! Usually no makeup and often in workout gear and/or pin curls! He likes me that way!
snarky1941 almost 12 years ago
Yuk. 50 shades of maligant green. But she should know that her natural odor needs to be covered; maybe she could try Janitor in a Drum?
buccaneer8 almost 12 years ago
What an unattractive girl Tiffany is, with ugly hair and bozo the clown makeup. I hope, but not likely, that sheâll be written out but her appearance makes me sick. So there. :)
scottjsmith.peng almost 12 years ago
Yes, I spotted that too!
ACTIVIST1234 almost 12 years ago
So right! Tiff IS entertaining.*Every time the arc features her, the strip if all lightness and laughs. As an earlier commenter mentioned, she ddinât want Quill until he paired up.
ILikeMeSomeComics almost 12 years ago
Just date Ox, Tiff.
LadyJ4444 almost 12 years ago
Well, that must be what Crystal sees in Tiffany. I couldnât figure out why she was her friend.
Jessica_D almost 12 years ago
âWell, it makes for another lengthy story arcâIt would be nice to see a new arc. Iâm tired of seeing yet another Tiffany plan to steal new boy from Luann. And I actually had hopes for a Tiffany/Ox pairing.
buccaneer8 almost 12 years ago
TJ, for all of his stupid or evil scheming, at least has some substance to him. And I think everyone (except for Levi) was rooting him to beat Ann. Tiffany would not have helped with the v day dinner as TJ did or cook meals for others. Tiffany is truly a waste of ink.
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
ChihuahuaMama: The technical show-biz term is âtalking womanâ â to distinguish from show girls, singers, dancers, strippers, etc. which deliver no lines, and comediennes who deliver the punch line. Yes, I know Gypsy Rose Leeâs gimmick was reciting doggerel while ecdesisizing, but she was an exception in many ways, including not only knowing, but using ecdesis to describe her occupation (term invented by H. L. Mencken).
FigwitsMom almost 12 years ago
Tiff is going to âlure Quill thereâ and âput him somewhere no one else can find him?â Sounds like sheâs going into stalker mode.Can you say âFatal Attraction?â
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Cough! Cough!Whatâs in that hairspray? Tiff is a walking Toxic Hazard!No matter what her âplanâ is, she will never win Quillâs affections (regardless of what does or does not transpire between him and Luann).
kenhense almost 12 years ago
MikeyJ â You might have nailed itâŠ
kenhense almost 12 years ago
Tiff is needed as a contrast to the other â more real â characters. However once in a great while â I wish Greg would let her surprise us with something generous or intelligent.
cwkrrk almost 12 years ago
Isnât Quill Tifâs cousin? I seem to remember that was how he was originally introduced.
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
@Carol Kaz
Isnât Quill Tifâs cousin? I seem to remember that was how he was originally introduced.^^Nope!
Bucinka almost 12 years ago
Late to the party, but I guess when Quill comes to visit Luann*, Tiff will think heâs actually coming to see her.
*Whoâs lookinâ all foxy on the new header nav bar, I must say!
krelboyne almost 12 years ago
take a second second look . . . the right arm has a skinny black bracelet and a colored one, the left has a wider black bracelet and a colored one.
.The bracelets didnât change, the color of the bracelets changed. . . Iâm was under the impression that Greg didnât color the strips himself . . .
doverdan almost 12 years ago
Tiff will have Elwood finance bringing Quill to Hollywood, which is a plane trip away, and she will be there â to entrap him..She thinks..
kenhense almost 12 years ago
Lev â Per your request a poem for Crystal (provide your own music or beat). âSome say Crystal has a different drummerâ; They say âToo bad, man, what a bummerâ; Those guys are Dumb & Dumb & Dumb & Dumber; We say, âOMG sheâs 18 next summerââŠ
overtherainbow almost 12 years ago
Mikeyj, do you take requests? How about a rendition of Crystal? :-) Iâd love to see what you do with her. Thanks!
buccaneer8 almost 12 years ago
Lonnie is quite correct, Gunther is extremely lame. There were great reasons why he lost the vote to someone as inconsequential as Aaron. Gunther is less than that.
kenhense almost 12 years ago
Smart people donât always get good grades in school. Note the donkey is supposed to be smarter than the horse. The horse is only more willing to follow instructions.
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
I saw that online, itâs part of a sketch Greg did about ideas for strips to commemorate the 911 attacks
feralglance almost 12 years ago
Heh, heh, this should be good.
overtherainbow almost 12 years ago
If Tiffâs going to lure Quill to Pittsville in the summer, we could be waiting a very long time to see something happen. Unless Quill really =does= show up this actual summerâwhich is still a few months away. Will something happen before then with this whatever-sheâs-planning?
overtherainbow almost 12 years ago
And how could Tiff possibly not know that Quillâs coming in the summer anyway, since Luannâs been blabbing about nothing but Quill morning, noon and night? She has to know.
kfccanada almost 12 years ago
Tiffany is the typical dumb blond type of female that tends to appeal to macho males; IMHO, thatâs why sheâs included in the strip. Such women seem to âwin outâ every time in attracting the handsome hero of the play etc. They also tend to be portrayed as getting into the most trouble in books and plays and always in need of a dire rescue at the last moment. They tend to create drama and attract readership. Judging by the 97 responses above, the strategy is still working.
Re: Crystalâs friendship with TiffanyâŠ..a) she feels sorry for Tiffany and her lack of friends b) she also hopes to meet the good-looking guys who are attracted to Tiff c) since she does her own thing, perhaps Crystal canât seem to attract a guy who would appreciate her for herself and d) she doesnât feel she fits in with the regularsâŠorâŠall of the above.
That said, there is a Tiffany and a Crystal in every group of students at various grade levels. For a while, my granddaughter was a âChrystalâ, now sheâs a âLuannâ with a very artsy side.
mikecronis almost 12 years ago
She could probably just get pregnant by him.