There are some things that have been troubling me. I’ve heard it said that you see us when we’re sleeping. Does this mean that you are omnipresent? Also, you know when we’re awake. Does that imply omniscience? And finally, it is said that you know if we’ve been bad or good. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgments? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these claims?
ncrist almost 3 years ago
Sounds not at all like Santa
SnowBunny12 almost 3 years ago
Dang it. Now I have that song stuck in my head.
Purple People Eater almost 3 years ago
Dear Santa,
There are some things that have been troubling me. I’ve heard it said that you see us when we’re sleeping. Does this mean that you are omnipresent? Also, you know when we’re awake. Does that imply omniscience? And finally, it is said that you know if we’ve been bad or good. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgments? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these claims?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh my God! (Yeah I spelled it all out, such was my inspiration). Santa Claus is the internet. His elves are Amazon. Wow! …does Amazon sell coal?
gobblingup Premium Member almost 3 years ago
At this point, if you are doing anything on the internet, someone knows all sorts of things about you. It’s the price we pay for convenience and free.
Hello Cathy friends! Happy Tuesday! Have a great day, all!
this is summerdog almost 3 years ago
The watchers would find my life way too boring and ditch me, so I’m pretty safe.
Northgalus2002 almost 3 years ago
The new American Dream, fifteen minutes of anonymity.
JLChi almost 3 years ago
Little Cathy was so cute and adorable!
rgcviper almost 3 years ago
Yeah —that second panel isn’t creepy/distressing at all …
Cue “Every Breath You Take” by Sting, with the line “I’ll be watching you”.
HI, MOM. Hello, Clan.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They were tracking us long before the internet…no point worrying about it now.