Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2013

Really, Mr. Pastis, that’s the best you could do? eye roll

Pig, it’s not terminal, but it could be long and miserable.

Just this once, I fully understand Pig. I’ve been in crowded bus terminals full of smelly sneezers….

It’s just the wind.

Everyone at the bus terminal is smelly. Just the way it is.

It’s yew.

Maybe it’s the swine flu.

Peanuts is/was slightly lame on some day’s, too. It’s still a great comic, and so is Pearls… it reminds me that I go to work everyday, and not everyday is filled with greatness. Some days it’s just about gutting it out. Keep up the excellent work, Mr. Pastis!

What you can pick up at an airport terminal can be even worse than at a bus terminal. Nothing like sitting in close quarters with a bleary eyed coughing international crowd. I know from experience. Picked up something from a sneezing German at LAX on my way to a 3 week vacation in S. America. Spent the whole 3 weeks in bed with alternating chills and fever.

But please leave out profaning God’s name…

it’s a trailways arbutus!

The world is gonna end, Pig.

Lots of people that used to go by bus are now on airplanes…..and they always sit behind me.

That’s a tribble still in St. Pattys mode.

WHERE ARE THE CROCS???

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Pig would get aides if he were a congressman . . . 2

Terminal disease? I thought Pig was going to make a joke about computer viruses.

Life is a terminal disease.

Legal Beagle, you have the floor. Now do better than Pastis….

There’s a difference between a comment and a post. Legaleagle made the first comment.

The other day Pig tried on some pantyhose (out of curiosity), and he got the runs.:Next!

Actually, when Goat said “Let’s start over,” he meant from the very beginning:“Hi there. My name is Paris, but everyone calls me Goat. What’s your name?

He does have a terminal disease. It’s called bacon.

you must be so proud. congratulations on being such a winner.

Yes, but you actually have to make a comment

Get some rest, Pig.

And keep your bedroom door locked so Rat doesn’t burst in playing an accordion.

LOL xxx

I don’t know, Radish, but I think it’s getting closer

Smacks Forehead

It’s the blob.

Now, in the Covid-19 era, this isn’t so far-fetched, sadly.

That would have been funny before Covid.