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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 26, 2013
Transcript:
Zonker: I was thinking of hemp farming in California, but now it seems Colorado is the promised land. So that's where I'll start my new life, the way Henry Deutschendorf did when he moved to Colorado... and changed his name to John Denver! Waiter: Cool. Got a new name in mind? Zonker: Kevin Colorado Springs. Waiter: Wow, that is a fresh start!
Linguist almost 12 years ago
AKAā¦The Colorado Kool Aid Kid !
alviebird almost 12 years ago
Uhhhā¦.wouldnāt Kevin Boulder be more appropriate for a stoner?
7samauri almost 12 years ago
Wherever you go, there you are.
gimmickgenius almost 12 years ago
Pete Pueblo?Greg Greeley?Al Amosa?
rpmurray almost 12 years ago
Bo Zo?
cleokaya almost 12 years ago
I wonder why every article or comic that I read is about Colorado, Washington passed the same law.
MiepR almost 12 years ago
But who will babysit the twins?
mrbribery almost 12 years ago
he could change his name to Henry Deutschendorf, and mess with peoplesā mindsā¦
wcorvi almost 12 years ago
Thereās actually a town called āStonerā. It is south of Telluride. BTW, Punkin Center is in Arizona.
Salinasong almost 12 years ago
Thereās a Pumpkin Center in California, too, right outside of Bakersfield.
thirdguy almost 12 years ago
I think the better advice is to stay out of experimental ultra light aircraft!
BearsDown Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Definitely should change to Howzier Aspen.
wdpeck almost 12 years ago
Definitely not Colorado Springs ā those people think the Tea Party is dangerously liberal.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Bobby Boulder is my first choice
JB10000Lakes almost 12 years ago
Nizbet Aurora
brick10 almost 12 years ago
Zonkers Springs would be a good place to settle.
Jack Straw almost 12 years ago
Looks like Oregon may slide it in legislatively, not by ballot. Stay tuned. Zonk could be Gene Eugene.
KSfarmgirl almost 12 years ago
Donald Durango
Alabama Al almost 12 years ago
Keith Fort Collins
flyfisher almost 12 years ago
Danny Durango has a nice ring
James38 almost 12 years ago
I woulda changed my name too. To almost anything else.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
it is 420 somewhere in the world
tesaje almost 12 years ago
Set up for freaking out over the religious right takeover of Colorado Springs.
Seed_drill almost 12 years ago
Remember, Zonkās Uncle is Duke, who used to live next to John Denver and fire automatic weapons at his property.
rroush Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Benny Boulder?
Ermine Notyours almost 12 years ago
Zonker has family in Washington State, for plan C.
RoninBob almost 12 years ago
Hey Zonk oops I mean Kevin Meet me at the Front Range BBQ and Iāll buy you a beer and a burger!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 12 years ago
āIndustrial hemp has little or no THC it is strictly for making paper, clothes, oils even food additives.ā
Geez, I canāt imagine that ANYBODY needed that clarification. If Zonker said he was going into āweed farmingā, would you have pointed out that he isnāt talking about dandelions? Not all hemp is marijuana, but all marijuana is hemp, and the term has been used for 100 yearsā¦
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
We knew the future was Colorado. Maryland is on the brink of legalizing āmedical marijuanaā, albeit with enough caveats to make it hardly worth the effort.
Hieronymo almost 12 years ago
Yeah, a pot farmer could never be known as āLord Zonker.ā
N.S. Michael almost 12 years ago
Durango Joe
JP Steve Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The Washington vote has been getting Canadians into trouble:ā¦" Since Washington State legalized possession of small amounts of marijuana last November, confused Canadians have been banned from the U.S. for attempting to bring the drug over the border, Blaine, Wash. lawyer Len Saunders said.ā¦āIf you get stopped at the port of entry either with a small amount of marijuana or admit to possessing it in the past or using it, you are deemed inadmissible to the U.S.,ā Saunders said."ā¦ā¦CTV News
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
Not just CO, Zonker. Donāt forget WA! How about changing your name to Tony Tacoma?
MsSplish almost 12 years ago
Once again, hereās a Doonesbury man who has to be in his sixties by now, yet looks the same as he did in 1978. No rooster chin? No grey hair? No paunchiness, balding, nothing? Tsk tsk Trudeau.
Newshound41 almost 12 years ago
Dude, you need a prescription. Here go to this website:
http://www.mmimeds.com/
Newshound41 almost 12 years ago
Greg Greeley