Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 17, 2013
Transcript:
Caulfield: Which would you rather do: Watch cars race or watch golf? Frazz: That's a toughie. Auto racing. Coach Hacker: Oh, ho! I didn't know you were fans of either. Frazz: Mostly we're fans of our new game. Caulfield: Round 2: Watch auto racing or do your own appendectomy with school scissors?
Varnes over 11 years ago
Noooooo!!!….Not school scissors….!!!!!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
We used to play it as “Gun to your head….”
Usually guys…like “Gun to your head… so-and-so or so-and-so.”
PacoP…. save me a place in line!
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
Drink a bucket of boiling medicine or get stung by a thousand bees!
no1scouse over 11 years ago
How dare you copyright ‘snow melt’ Also add (e) baseball
jessegooddoggy over 11 years ago
I don’t play golf but I used to enjoy watching it at times with my late husband – some of the golf courses are really pretty. The dumbest thing I ever watched was a boat race – they left the harbor and were out of sight for hours until they came back. I was bored, tired and hungry, and very sorry I got talked into that wasted day.
lightenup Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’m in line behind Susan Sunshine for the tattoo, and I choose watching grass grow. LOL! (You all are cracking me up today!)
Strod over 11 years ago
“Bryson Bison”Awesome name for a school team!
cabalonrye over 11 years ago
@PacoThe needle! Please, the needle!And I’ll take soccer. I need to work on my drama queen act and there’s no better teacher.
Piksea Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh, boy! I can’t wait to find out the choices in Round 3!
Pipe Tobacco over 11 years ago
Haha! I love the school team name…. the Bryson Bisons!!!! Wonderful!
Editer63 over 11 years ago
Utah Phillips tells the story of the labor activist Art Nurse, who went out one election-day morning in Missoula and was accosted by a drunk with a gun who said, “Are you voting Democrat or Republican?” He replied, “Shoot me.”
jerak over 11 years ago
Interesting. I didn’t know that there was more to baseball than “get as many runs in as possible before your team earns three outs,” and “get three outs asap to minimize the other team’s scoring opportunities.” Be that as it may, I don’t think watching chess would be all that interesting for me, either.
What IS interesting (from my perspective, of course) is how remarkable it is that a human can even hit a baseball thrown by a major league pitcher. Check out: http://axonpotential.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Science-of-the-Swing.jpg if you don’t already know how hard it actually is.
I can, and often do, stay up all night reading about things like that. I guess that is my chosen way to be a spectator!
JR6019 over 11 years ago
We played ‘Who would you kick out of bed’. Given the choice between Marilyn Monroe or Madonna, I chose to kick out Madonna, because of the fear of being stabbed by the brass bustier.
mechaman over 11 years ago
I’m holding up a finger, Frazz .. guess which one ..
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Auto racing. Hands down. Especially anything with Clint Bowyer in it.
Jhony-Yermo almost 2 years ago
Yeah auto racing, golf, baseball. GAD ! Well throw in fishing for sport.