Endtown by Aaron Neathery for May 03, 2013

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    Level_Head  over 11 years ago

    Well, he’s run for his life and he made itHe escaped, and no doubt he’s elatedBut the news of this riftNow will rise up that liftAnd their problems are now … elevated=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooVote for Endtown ClassicThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

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    firestar23373  over 11 years ago

    yea he made it! unless the rope is shot, or the armor is junk

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    pam Miner  over 11 years ago

    wow, rat 3 got away. against all odds. I wonder what he will tell them. Maybe Ben and the other rats had families. Maybe the HC will toast this rat for not giving his life too. This is a cliff-hanger for sure, but a good one. No more rats killed, the angry End towners may have some serious meetings about why the regular cops were not sent, who sent the rats?It looks like guns or something were being fired, the Duck, but off to our left. I would like to know what happened to the rat’s tails. ANd what about the trial?

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    Level_Head  over 11 years ago

    Incidentally, those guns are uniqueAt their loads we have not had a peekBut I’d sure not be fastTo say how long they’ll lastThey’re a Mallard design: Magnifique!And the bullets, we know, are quite smallThey don’t take up too much room at allBut the damage they do(Though they’re sub-.22)Is enough to make Endtowners fall=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooVote for Endtown ClassicThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

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    GoNordrike  over 11 years ago

    3 went in, only one came back, I feel bad for this rat but I feel worse for the folks who died (Spike) and the ones who got hurt (the girl cat in the arm, the others, etc.), I just hope this doesn’t affect the trial of Holly, Maude and Linda!

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    Jenner Premium Member over 11 years ago

    A Whiter Shade of Pale (Endtown version)by Jenner. Based on the original by Procol Harum We tore the night with thunder.Made cartwheels of the guard.I was feeling strange elation.The crowd was crying hard.Hot metal in my fingersThe muzzle flame in bloom.When I saw the next Security,Sent another to his doom.And so we danced in the wet streets,As the rabbit told his tale.And the panda’s face was ghostly,Like a whiter shade of pale.He said there is no reasonFor girls to swing for cake.They were eating milk and cookies,While we were carving steak.And our love of bloody freedomWas exploding ‘cross the town.Ev’ry eye was on a TV screen.And a tear on ev’re frownAnd so we danced in the wet streets,As the rabbit told his tale.And the panda’s face was ghostly,Like a whiter shade of pale.

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    dirtyoldlady1  over 11 years ago

    With the bullets breaking into the box elevator it is possible that the third rat may not make it either. So who is going to tell the story?Most of the people are going to disappear quickly. I doubt that days from now pig will come up to duck and say ,“good shooting.”.. This is something to forget and never talk about it.One little problem with three has become the problem of all.Blessed Be.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 11 years ago

    One got away to tell the tale – at least it was the nice one… if any of them are nice I guess.

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    Ida No  over 11 years ago

    For those of you who’ve wanted to know what Veteran does on the weekends, this is it (make sure you’re looking at Friday on the calendar, if the day rolls by the time you check).

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member over 11 years ago

    And only I survived to tell the tale…

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 11 years ago

    Like I said yesterday, he could be going back to get reinforcements (that is, if he makes it).

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    Francis362003  over 11 years ago

    KILL HIM angry duck.

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    salenstormwing  over 11 years ago

    It looks like the assault rifles, as good as they are for punching through multiple soft targets and radios, don’t seem to have the strength to punch through the thicker material of the elevator lift.-Either way, you now have the setting for a very angry stand-off. Let’s remember that the lifts are the only way UP to where the rats are, and the the lifts are the only way DOWN to where Endtown is.-So, congratulation, shadowy council of ambiguous nature who sit around in smoke-filled rooms controlling the world (or Endtown), you have successfully created a disaster. Mission Accomplished.

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    twcowdery  over 11 years ago

    Even though I agree, this is NOT an appropriate comment for Endtown. Let’s leave real-life politics out of Endtown!

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    RickD Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Where’s the car the rats came in? The one with the nifty siren? How do the rats get to them?

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    RickD Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I figured there’d be some way for the rats to communicate with their superiors while they were deployed. As has been suggested before (while folks discussed TV transmission), radio could be a problem, but in the Neatheryverse maybe some solution. I figured the rats’ situation would be known above. In any case, reprisals will follow. The HC also has 3 hostages….that could be summarily executed as an example. Things are getting even worse.

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    JusSayin  over 11 years ago

    I think that weapon may be out of bullets quite soon. Even the front of the elevator has about 30 holes in the front of the car, and who knows what happens to the rat in the bar. If he lives, he could become the Endtowners’ best hostage and source of intel.;Hi Surfi, glad to see you are going to be kicking it across the right side of Florida. Did you get down in time for the Start of the Swim Across America? Tampa also has a 24 mile swim soon, I think it is called Marathon Swim. No time limit, but it is 24 miles. Qualifying is a big deal, successfully finishing is a huge deal. I think it is one of the ten biggest Long Distance Swimming events. I thought Tampa Bay did have a longer swim, but I cannot remember the name. I think it was time limited with staggered starts. Gosh, if we only had a swimming competitor on the comment board who was familiar with Tampa, Bradenton and Winter Park swimming competitions, perhaps he or she could fill in a couple of gaps in my memory.I was quite the swimmer, but have not competed or seriously trained in over a decade. I think it would be good for me, because it would help me recover and really commit myself. Just out in a river or open water with a couple of chase boats or kayaks to watch me if I get too tired. I was accustomed to swim eight hours MWF and another six or eight on the weekends. I think I can recover at least within two years to qualify for a twenty four mile£ distance swim. I just wish I could remember the name of< that bigger Tampa Bay Swim, or if some competitive swimmer in the area could let me know the name of that older, longer and more competitive swim. Tampa has a lot of long distance events because it does stay mostly warm compared to Catalina to Mainland, around Manhattan, and the big one.Speculatively and Sympathicly,JusSayin

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I am not sure what TSOJ meant. I am not with Bizarro. I work for the DPS in Texas. Highway Patrol service. I do more what the security rats do except I am better at trigger control and don’t panic as easily.Like I said yesterday. I am glad Rat 3 made it. Not just to “rat” out the Endtowners but he remembers who gave them the order to go in the first place.Think about this.Velda is the Police Liaison for the Security force. She would have the influence to “suggest” to send Security (when they are not trained for it) instead of real police which we know Endtown has.The rat may reach safety only to die by some else’s hand at the top.No witnesses.

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Storm,On bullets it just depends on material and the size and weight of the bullet. I have seen a 5.56mm bullet defected by a small branch about the size of a pencil. Bounce off car doors. The bullet needs weight to penetrate what we call “hard” surfaces. Like one said these seem to be 22 cal size but a 5.56 is just about 22cal size. The bullet however is heavier at 55 grains versus 20 to 25 grains for the 22.That is why choice of cover versus what caliber the weapon is always a necessary decision. AK 7.62 rounds rip car doors no time flat. 5.56 if head on maybe if it hits nothing else.Bullets do unusual things. Physics, environment, objects all influence what a bullet will do.My favorite was a YouTube video of a person firing a 50 cal Barrett rifle at a metal plate 200 yards away. It was one inch thick. He was using the BMG round which is a full metal jacket 760 grain bullet. That round does NOT penetrate. Instead it comes back and you can hear it spinning in the air and strikes his protective head phones shattering the right ear piece.He should know to penetrate thick plate you need ARMOR piercing rounds not the BMG hard ball.

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    John Reiher Premium Member over 11 years ago

    You know, if Flask was still in charge of the Rats, none of this would have happened. But she’s off in time with living a life free of conflict…

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Darwinskeeper You make a good point. I too have thought that. Back in earlier stories like when Wally entered there was police. They admonished him for taking matters into his own hand.What may be here is the Police have been not necessarily removed but are not “allowed” to do their jobs except to take paperwork and reports. No patrol, walking the beat so to say. The High Council could have decided (in their favor) the Security Rats would be better. Its SORT of like Mexico. The local police have little power to get things done. Most locals don’t even listen to them. But the Federales the Federal Police those guys are not to be messed with. A YouTube video I saw pointed that out. A citizen came up and grabbed an officer who was wearing FULL tactical gear and carrying a 40mm grenade gun loaded with RUBBER balls (Riot round). That officer just pushed him back and fired that weapon right into his chest. Lesson here. Don’t grab the officer.

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    yangeldf  over 11 years ago

    in the end collapse of society isn’t caused by “deviant” behavior, but by backlash from those who tried to deny people their rights to engage in that behavior.

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    Ida No  over 11 years ago

    “I do not think it is premature to call this a disaster. If indeed the HC wanted an incident to prove how “inhuman” Endtowners have become mission is definitely accomplished.”Oh, it is a disaster. But what makes you think the HC is done yet?

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    Ida No  over 11 years ago

    “And what is it you are trying to insinuate about Veteran?”Sorry. I blame Seattle PI. It was the strip for Friday my time when I posted the URL this morning, my time. It’s now the strip for Thursday. Whattayagonnado?

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    Storm F-1/4  over 11 years ago

    Uh…isn’t that the way to the surface?

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    TSOJ, I got it now. That is funny.I do like bib overalls. How did you know?They are quite comfy.

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Storm,I have puzzled over their weapons too that being a fascination of mine. I can tell by the size they are not big rounds like 30.06 or 308. But using our universe I base on the 4.6mmX30 H&K round. 5.7mmX28. Both are small rounds in size but big on power. .If you look at the image for the H&K MP7 the Endtown design is similar. So I tend to lean towards the MP7 just by the similarity of actual design versus the artist rendering.

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    Tha_Hype  over 11 years ago

    Martial law coming?

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    lordrunningclam  over 11 years ago

    In the 4th panel that duck is just wasting bullets. Cathartic, yes but he may need them later…

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 11 years ago

    “Martial law coming?"

    Hope not. “Martial Law” often means “shoot to kill” orders. Curfew after “sundown” (not 11:00 PM). Martial Law also means “Our word is law!”

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    Gildedtongue  over 11 years ago

    Flee, flee your tail-less butt away!

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    Tyrnn  over 11 years ago

    Ugh. Well, there’s no doubt at all that they’re all… human in their actions and justifications now.

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    pam Miner  over 11 years ago

    I love overalls. I wish they were more back in style. I look a bit funny maybe, but I’m comfortable. At my age the hip and waist seem to about equal so lots of pants slippage, cuz I don’t like anything tight. Put the lime in the coconut…

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    Ida No  over 11 years ago

    “we used to have a word for them ’til it became an unPC unword, it was gestapo.”The Gestapo was the German secret police. The rats are anything but secret.

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    Ida No  over 11 years ago

    I now know why the security rats are so distrustful of the rest of the populace.

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    craigwestlake  over 11 years ago

    I believe that the HC will now use this episode to declare a state of martial law and openly become a “corporate dictatorship”…

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    To MacEwanMouse and Surfstuff55, sorry but your example of “the rats introduction” does not support saying the rats are a Military force or an army. Standing guard at the entrance to check out anyone who comes thru is more of a police force function. If they were military the rats would have been sent out with Blackie, not Holly, Petey, and Walley when they were sent to destroy the upsiders missile and satellite. So NO they are not Military or Army, just a lousy police force. Closest they are to a military would be the Brown Shirts of early Nazi Germany before Hitler took over total control, basically a political party thug force. Even Hitler had enough sense to kill off their leaders and disband the force.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Dora, keep your political comments on the editorial comics page. Keep playing the ‘Blame Bush’ song & dance and you’ll discover it’s more dead than Disco.

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    Jenner Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Skyway to Heavenby Jenner. Based on Stairway to Heaven, by Led ZeppelinThere’s a rodent who’s sure all that partners are cold,And he’s riding a skyway to heaven.When he gets there, he knows if the doors are all closed,With a word, he can get them to take him.ooh, ooh, and he’s riding a skyway to heaven.There’s a sign on the door saying “None but the pure”,And he knows he’s as pure as his brethren.In the room full of light, clearly tainted with blight,Stand the mutants by which he is measured. Ooh, it makes me wonder. Ooh, it makes me wonder. There’s journey I choose, as I gaze on the rooves And my spirit has dreams of tomorrow.Many words I hear spoke, and they drift up like smokeFrom the people below who can’t follow.And it’s whispered that soon if they dance to our tune,Then the piper will rule with his vision,And a new day will dawn for those of the norm.And unblemished will stride the patrician.If there’s a rumble in your laneway, don’t be alarmed, now.It’s just a spring clean for the sunrise.Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run,There’ll be no place for those who trouble you. And it makes me wonder.Your head is humming. Are you bleeding? Or are you bloodless?The piper’s calling you to join him.Dear rodent, can you hear the wind blow? The sky above you?Your joyful soul is soaring cloud to cloud.And as we wind on down the road,With blasters full on overload, There floats a rat we used to know,Who shines white light and wants to showHow right it is to reap and sow.And if you listen very hard,The truth will come to you at last.When all are one and one is all -To be a human animal.And he rode on a skyway to heaven.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 11 years ago

    @Jenner:

    (standing ovation)

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    Ida No  over 11 years ago

    “You just never knew when one of their agents were listening.”Another way that they’re different from the rats.

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    lordrunningclam  over 11 years ago

    Back to dangling plot points, whatever happened to that head in the cooler? Petey took it to Mallard and then…

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    lordrunningclam  over 11 years ago

    And where is Mallard in all this? I thought he was the real power in Endtown. Does the Council have him?

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    JanBic Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Dora,Your response made no sense in the context of Silversummer’s advice. Please read the comment. This forum is no place for polarized political comment.Thank you.

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    stevegallacci  over 11 years ago

    Got a thought on the gun and ammo thing. Though Arron likely just drew a “gun thingy” rather than having a solid design in mind, what he did can be rationalized. The ammo is likely a pistol size case, say 9mm or smaller, but firing a rather large and long bullet, a bit overkill for human to smaller targets, but just what you need for massive destruction in monsters. Small fast bullets can have some dramatic hydrostatic effects, potentially creating massive soft tissue injuries. Big long slugs can smash exotic exoskelitons or break big bones. A big squishy monster might be able to soak up any number of high velocity hits, depending on its elastic properties, but big tumbling slugs can churn, tear, or smash awful wound channels. And they are lousy for penitrating elevator cabs.

    Before the debate over the effects of the classic .223 come up, let me mention that they tend to do one of two things, dump all their energy right away, with the expected dramatic hydrostatic temporary displacement(usually with the bullet tumbling or disintegrating to a full stop right away, which is where all the kinetic energy comes from), or not dump their energy right away, with unpredictable paths of damage and/or over-penitration. This second mode has been made much of, usually as a good thing. However, it is not the best way to stop man or beast, as the bullet is a fairly tiny thing, and doesn’t make much of a hole by itself (without that extra kinetic energy doing other things, it might as well be a .22 LR).

    As for the guns, it looks like a generic sub-machine gun, and kind of bulky. A heavier gun might be a bit less handy, but less punishing for a small person to handle the recoil.

    But, again, Arron likely just drew a “gun thingy” and we’re making way too much of it.

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    Darwinskeeper  over 11 years ago

    Surfstuff55,

    “Is there any Texan born that doesn’t have ‘an interest in firearms’…?”Darned if I know, I’m from the Northeast.

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    ConstanzeN  over 11 years ago

    Surfstuff55,“Is there any Texan born that doesn’t have ‘an interest in firearms’…?”

    Why yes. I’m from Houston and I’m one of many Texans that has no interest in firearms…Not all Texans are gun crazy. It’s a widely held but fixed oversimplified image or idea of what Texas and Texan are like.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I wonder how old the rats are. If they’re just a few years old and were born rats instead of being mutants, they may not have the mental maturity to carry guns responsibly.

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    Storm F-1/4  over 11 years ago

    Yea, it hit me after I wrote that that it is the way up, not out. As for the weapons, they do have an eclectic sort. But black market was big I bet when stocking this place.

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    The Flynn  over 11 years ago

    Mmm, retribution like this never pans out. The authorities kill one of the mob, the mob kill one of the authorities, the authorities kit up and mow down the mob…

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