Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 23, 2013

Not to get heavy, but Wiley’s basic statement here, is the highest truth…

Congress members pimp those kind.

Feed Me…

Of course, that’s easy to say when you can lick yourself all over.

Cats CAN give, or maybe have given, politicians lessons on ego, arrogance, and “flexibility”.

That’s what cats DO.

Enlightenment: The sun shines out of MY….

Ahhh! But a cat’s patoot must be licked.

No, the cat is on the way to enlightenment – you have to get over the self-important cat.

I was given a book of quotes that were applicable to cats when I adopted mine. It reads “If you love me half as much as I love myself, then we’ll get along just fine.”

Tastes fishy.

funny stuff, and no caption necessary

For guys I thought the Grotto of Enlightenment was that part of a woman…. Well, enough of that! This site is generally PG or G rated…

and you can kiss my patoot when I’m through.

I don’t know if that’s the secret of life, but it is certainly the secret of happiness.

Never knew it was a ‘secret’Been doin’ that for years…

The woman’s hair matches the cat. I wonder if that means anything. Ooohhhmmmm!

A good philosophy, unfortunately paranoia rains ….. and vanity is an ideal….

You shouldn’t live by other people’s opinions,but caring for what certain people say is fine. If you don’t , you won’t learn much.

Can’t remember where I saw this:

A dog thinks, “You feed me! You must be a god!”

A cat thinks, “You feed me! I must be a god!”

Humanity i love you because youare perpetually putting the secret oflife in your pants and forgettingit’s there and sitting down

on it

e.e.cummings

dogs have owners; cats have staff

Hey it works just great for Danae.

I don’t believe that troll is any more a liberal than you are. I think it is just a sick twisted attention seeker pretending to be an uber-liberal just to garner attention and negative reaction. ITT ( Ignore The Troll ), brother.

That’s the advice my father gave me, though his wording was a little different. Amazingly enough it works! Okay, so in my case I have Aspeger’s and was bullied during my formative years so I learned real quick to just say, “FU!” to public opinion when I realized I was always going to be the pariah no matter what thanks to physiology.

All things considered, I’d have to say this is a place where smart and funny people gather…….Kinda cool really….You guys crack me up….

My view of ominous is like as if the comment section was an open mic night, he’d be the one that sings horribly out of tune, but what are you gonna do? He does deserve a shot…Me, I just ignore him….Hey, he’s kind of an institution around here now anyway, by now….

At least he keeps it short…

Like most cats – great at yoga ….. but not much of a gourmet….

I thought this meant the yogi left the cat in charge to keep his pillow warm while he went for a walk.

How a dog reacts when you come home:“Oh yes,yourehomeyou’rewonderful, iloveyouiloveyou let’splaylet’seat, iloveyouiloveyou iloveyou.”…How a cat reacts when you come home:“Oh, it’s you. Where’s my dinner?”

Life is short…..enjoy it (within legal means)

Paul, point well taken….

@ capnLaz: I make sure that the cats that I associate with know that “were” is the operative word in that statement.

Better be kidding, or I’ll call you a pig.

Cats were once worshiped as gods

by primitive people who didn’t know any better. Dogs helped in hunting, had to do something with cats, either cook them or worship them.

I misread the last part of your quote capn, to read,and we should never forget that. my apologies.

Kinda became my motto when I turned 50 — learn from the cats.

They tend to get testy when they aren’t fed on THEIR schedule.

Which shows you have a very long way to go.