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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 08, 2013
Transcript:
Luann: "It's planned! It's set! It's all ok! Quill's returning to the USA!!" Mom: "GREAT news, hon!" Dad: "He's staying at Gunther's, right?" Dad: "He won't be around here much, not with a job and a full class load, right?" Luann: "It's planned! It's set! It's all ok! Quill's returning to the USA!!" Dad: "She's avoiding my questions" Mom: "Or YOU, mister downer"
JayBluE over 11 years ago
āYou Put The Rhyme In The CoconutāāThe Important Thingāor āLa La La! Canāt Hear You!ā
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
Thatās it Frank, keep her grounded!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And Frankās not really being a downer! Heās doing his job, and knows his jobā¦. And his girlā¦. ā Lu is celebrating enough for10 people, anyway! As a matter of fact, she can probably turn on the lamps in the living room with all of that unbounded energy sheās gottenā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Luann! Sponsored byā¦Downer fabric softenerā¦ from E. Orr industriesā¦ āYeah, itāll be soft and freshā¦. If you like that sort of thingāā¦.ā Whatever frozen foodsā¦ "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Itās got nutrition in it!ā¦ā¦ Somewhere in thereā¦. "ā P. Semestic Art suppliesā¦ āWe supply the world with bright and artistic stuff!ā¦.But, reallyā¦. whatās the use?ā ā and byā¦.Surfacx Recordsā¦ āAs long as it sounds good! Worry about the rest, later!ā
live2read over 11 years ago
Oh, you know how it is. āWhat was okay for me is NOT okay with my daughter.ā Also known as ādouble standard.ā
live2read over 11 years ago
Well, of course she does. Sheās a teen.
gkid over 11 years ago
Well, at lastā¦ā¦I would say itāsabout time. Thank you, forbringing Quill back.
kfccanada over 11 years ago
Heād probably have a lot more success with his daughter if he acted like she was intelligent and had good judgment. He acts like he doesnāt trust her for even one second. A father canāt live his daughterās life for her so he may as well get in the game and help celebrate Quillās return and perhaps plan a lovely dinner for him when he shows up.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well Iām With Frank on THIS One.
And YOU Should be TOO, Nancy!
WHAT Is WITH You, ANYWAY, āNancy-botā??
When Your ADULT Son FINALLY Found a Gal, YOU had the CLAWS Out and was READY to LOCK Him Away in the Basement and BURY Claymore Mines in the Front Yard.BUT that Your Highly Impressionable Teenage Daughter has Gone APE over some Pretty Boy, YOU are Ready to Give UNLIMITED Access To HER.
This Woman, I SWEARā¦, Oh Wait, WAIT, I Just Figured it Out: If Something goes PREDICTABLY Wrong, Itāll be Frankās FAULT.
Carry Onā¦..,
honeysum over 11 years ago
YAY. I am bounding with Luann. thanks for bringing Quill back.
seyleigh over 11 years ago
Good one!
watmiwori over 11 years ago
I believe Frank is ā to Luann ā what Ozzians call a wowser.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
With Luannās rhythmic, repeated chant and broad gestures, maybe Frank and Nancy should conspire to get her onto the cheerleading squad at Pitts H.S. That would take up a lot of after-school and weekend time and thus cut back her opportunities for hanky-panky with the Aussie chap, once he has arrived and settled in with Gunther and Mrs. Berger.
LeoAutodidact over 11 years ago
Hey, at least Puddles is happy for her!
schmid13 over 11 years ago
In Frankās mind: Luann marries Q and moves to A. Those tickets cost a bundle. See ya once a year, maybe. Bye Bye Mrs. Quill.
schmid13 over 11 years ago
Making a nice salsa are we?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
Luann will not be groundedhead in cloudsHeart in Australiaeyes to the futureTiffany for a project
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Note who thinks Quillās pending arrival is āgreat newsā. Sorry, Frank, but once Quill is living in Pitt, thereās no way to keep him away from your wifā¦ er, daughter. Yeah, thatās the ticket ā ādaughterā. Keep telling yourself that, Frank.
Dragongourd Premium Member over 11 years ago
What happened with the kids? I hate an incomplete story line. There seem to be quite a few of those in this comic.
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
I guess the Quill haters are going to have a field day.
YatInExile over 11 years ago
A real downer would be if the government shutdown put a crimp in Quillās ability to get into the countryā¦
YatInExile over 11 years ago
I have a sneaking hunch Frank is thinking about how he was when he was that age.
That exactly what Frank is thinking. And every other father of a teenage daughter.
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
How does Frank know that Quill is going to have both a job and a full class load?
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
She also is busy with filling out the Common Ap, taking one more shot at the SATs, figuring her CSS and FAFSA forms writing her college essays, college tours, and wading through the ridiculous pile of mail from 3200 colleges all over the country.
Willow Mt Lyon over 11 years ago
I hope you donāt have children. You donāt deserve them with that attitude.
Willow Mt Lyon over 11 years ago
If they live in California, they cannot drive somewhere together alone because they are not 18 years old yet. The teen pregnancy rate is dropping in California as a result. The parents should enforce the rule most teenagers have, and that is two feet on the floor and the door wide open when they are together in the bedroom. Plus at least one parent must be home. Luann, wear something under that v-neck that will cover your cleavage.
Moorbo over 11 years ago
HUMAN PARENTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Or another camel themed one: Back Tree N type. silk productsā¦. "The āNā stands for niceā!
ST Joe River Premium Member over 11 years ago
what are you ranting about braās ???Nothing about that in the strip
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Or given the way that Luann feels, the energetic, unbounded, and bounding āBeginningsā by Chicagoā¦ especially the version with the congas and the combo claves/tambourine/shaker solo at the end!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I hopped off the plane at L.A.X. with a dream of seeing LuannWelcome to the land of fame, excess, Iām stoked I am gonna fit inā¦.. ^As long as neither Luann nor Quill start dancing with distorted looking teddy bears, Lol!
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Enter the over-protective father.
ErikN over 11 years ago
Australiaās loss is our loss.
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
So are you in favor of stoning them to death, or would tarring and feathering be enough for you?
live2read over 11 years ago
Unless he ships Luann off to a convent, makes her wear a burqa, or permanently jails her in her bedroom.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
This Spirit Dance has me psyched! If the little kids get to be there the first hour:*1) Lu & Qu will meet up, and Qu will ask to meet the kid who colored the Australia flag. Heāll give the kid a little token from Down Under.2) Tiff will be with Ox, who will turn about to be terrific with little kids, who in turn will worship the start football player.*But there has to be tension.1) A zombie couple from the Funky Winkerbean Homecoming Dance will turn up and scare the little kids to death.2) Les the bully will show up to do some devilish deeds, when the little dark-haired girl will see him and exclaim, āDaddy!ā*Of course, none of this will probably happen.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Everybodyā please wish good things for Torad today and tomorrowā heās taking the last half of his credentialing exam. When he gets back, we can either party or commiserate.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
Check out yesterdays āZitsā comic. You will appreciate it as did I.
dblbaraje over 11 years ago
Whereās the boomerang necklace????
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
āDonāt worryā¦ Iām a much better seamstress than your mother was.ā
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
The reason that Frank is acting so protectively is that there arenāt many other ways of introducing some conflict or drama into a story line centered around Quill. Quill is a character with no personality or interesting features of his own and who exists only to admire Luann and reflect her āinner beautyā, so there arenāt many ways of basing a story arc around him. One of the few ways is to change Frank into someone who feels the same way about Quill that Nancy has always felt about Toni, and thatās the option that Greg has chosen.
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
Geez Frank put her in a nunnery. What is she, like 17-18?
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Iām trying to remember what happened when Brad (very maturely) came to Frank for the sex talk. I remember that Frankās advice was āDonāt,ā but I donāt recall the details. Unfortunately Iām lousy at finding stuff in the archives.Got any dates for me, Leviticus?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
This doesnāt always have to be involving matters of sex, eitherā¦ remember that Lu can be very easily distractedā¦ And she has a senior year to finish. In the past, she has been so enamored that itās all she sometimes thinks about. Frank can also be concerned with this- her need to focus on her goals and plans. Even if she has those set, she now has to follow through with some things, since this is her senior year. The more Quill is around the house, the more of a distraction he can prove to beā¦ even if they were to see each other someplace else, it still can be a distraction, because of her penchant for āmatters of the heartāā¦ sheād be likely to spend so much time with Quill, and not have the strength to tear herself awayā¦. Frank is recognizing his own daughterā¦. her fine abilities, but also the challenges that lay ahead for herā¦..
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
Poor Frankā¦ heāll be ālocking/loadingā his M-16 quite soon!
Iām back among the living. and I PASSED! I have the cert!
As soon as the bureaucracy catches up!
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
Thereās a big difference between preferring and sitting down and talking with a daughter to suggest delaying sexual involvement and actively suggesting that the daughter is defying his authority by not answering questions. The ānot answering questionsā is warning language indulged in by those who decide to control, not guide.
Miles VanDelay over 11 years ago
Has anybody today mentioned that itās just a comic strip?
Miles VanDelay over 11 years ago
Ever notice how far Luann can open her mouth?
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
And have you noticed how many on this board have responded as I have, like Doctor 11 and live2read, suggesting that the way Frank is acting now is not simply as concerned, but as over the top?
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Leviticus has the book, so he can page through and find the dates really easily without having to dig through the archives one strip at a time.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
How about dancing āDead-dyā bears on tie-dyed T-shirts to the jams of Phil Lesh, Bob Weir and crew. ā¦ā¦.And the Music Never Stopsā¦ā¦.. ^What Miss Cyrus has done, as of late probably seems worse than anything āGratefulā¦ā could have ever imaginedā¦. well, then againā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Cāmon, be serious! Iām talking about something else!
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Thank you. The part I was looking for was 10/12/92-10/17/92. But the later stuff was also helpful. It (at least mostly) absolves Frank of the double standard accusation. He freaked out almost as much about Brad talking about sex while he was still in school, but was slightly less adamant about it when he came to him as an adult.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well, at least that would show some āspiritā, which was the purpose of the dance.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
That certainly beats my puny olā ^5, Lol!
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
JPW, yesterday I responded to your post about getting a crossword acceptedādonāt know if you saw it. Itās near the end of the comments. If youād like to gab a bit more about it, we can go back over there. Let me know.
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
āYeah! Quillās returning to the USA!!ā Yeah, yeah, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Courtesy of The Beatles) ;)
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Iām not sure he takes requests. Besides, itās not nice to send him after a needle in a haystack when there is a guy who already has the haystack all sorted into cross sections.
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
āMy son took the SAT again a few months ago-ā Well, congrats to him! :)
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
āBetter than winning the lottery.ā Yeesssss! ;)
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
Byeeeeeeā¦ ;)
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
@live2read
Hindsight yes, but it all boils down to the fact that people still think behavior that was okay for Frank and other men and teen boys is not okay for Luann or any other female. Much as we want to believe otherwise, girls and women are still judged harshly for being sexual. How else do you explain Frankās attitude? Yeah, heās being a father, but heās also being a man who, whether he realizes it or not, thinks his daughter should have absolutely NO interest in sexā¦
Men canāt get āpregnantā and then ādumped,ā (leaving the man with the sole burden of that pregnancy). If they could, I bet thereād be a lot less āinterestā (and, hopefully, a lot fewer unexpected pregnancies).
Willow Mt Lyon over 11 years ago
Luann has been egging Quill along. If her parents would set down and enforce the rules of dating, she just might make it through college without the pitter patter of little feet, or worse yet, having to give up her baby. That is why they should make her keep her bedroom door open and with two feet on the floor and dress conservatively when with Quill. If that is so 1946, so be it. I was a teenager once, and I speak from experience. Unless she learns to restrain herself, her life would be altered completely, and the memory doesnāt get better with time. Luann says and does things that make her a roll model for girls her age and younger. Let her be a positive role model in dating, too.
EricPost over 11 years ago
Interesting how Luann was complaining about losing her job but she seems perfectly OK when her boyfriend from another country takes away a job from an American.
It wouldāve been interesting to see Quill take her job at the library and she couldāve seen what it felt like.