Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 24, 2014
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Transcript:
PANEL 1 "SO WHAT'S NEW, DEAH?" "WELL...THERE'S A WACKY NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT JEFF BEZOS IS STARTING THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE..." PANEL 2 "WHERE HUMANKIND WILL BE ENSLAVED AND HE'LL BE CALLED EMPEROR BEZOS! HEH HEH" "WELL THAT'S JUST CRAZY TALK." PANEL 3 "SEE? IT'S EVEN TOO NUTTY FOR EDDIE!' "WAIT FAH IT..." PANEL 4 "HIS ROBOT MINIONS CALL HIM LORD BEZOS." "SIGH" "EDDIE'S A STICKLAH FAH CONSPIRACY THEORY ACCURACY, DEAH."
wrwallaceii almost 11 years ago
There has to be conspiracy theories. Otherwise all of those people that believe them would be wandering around outside, unattended talking to themselves, and we can’t have that… why someone might believe them and we’d have a whole flock of new religions starting up… It would be best to give them a computer and let them rant. This way the NSA can keep an eye on them and adjust their medication as needed.
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
We’ll need the robots to get rid of the zombies.
Trilobyte Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I wasn’t taking this seriously, but if Eddie knows this is real then it is time to pay attention…
RoadTrip3500 almost 11 years ago
Impressed how Eddie blew a question mark out of pipe smoke…
Linguist almost 11 years ago
Bezos’ nation of drones makes him Lord of the Wings.
drjinx almost 11 years ago
Anybody find the 2ed. shooter yet ??
ekw555 almost 11 years ago
if Cap’n Eddie said it, wouldn’t it be “Lahd Bezos” ?
milania almost 11 years ago
Bla bla bla bla
Raygun almost 11 years ago
I sense a new story arc… (I hope)
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 11 years ago
Where does Jeffrey stand on all this?Doesn’t he still have government agents on a Moebius strip somewhere?
Wiley creator almost 11 years ago
milania said, “Bla bla bla bla”-—————————————————The very next post:Raygun said“I sense a new story arc… (I hope)”-—————————————————————
This shows that you can’t please everyone in this business, and trying to do so is folly.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
let’s all pray, for nevah nevah land.
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
They’uns already dronesThe Krundai approve
dabugger almost 11 years ago
Amazone as a conspiracy? Well, dat jes not sell, it is too late, already here.
route66paul almost 11 years ago
This is what cops do in their spare time. Everyone is guilty, they may not be able to prove it, only other cops are safe…..
roctor almost 11 years ago
Has Eddie ever been proven wrong?
AndGar almost 11 years ago
I think Bezos prefers Darth ;-)
Melekalikimaka almost 11 years ago
All hail Lord Bezos!
Wiley creator almost 11 years ago
That’s exactly the point. The biggest mistake any artist in any field can make is trying to please anyone else, much less everyone…so I don’t.
watmiwori almost 11 years ago
She’ld probably scare ‘em silly and they’ld fleeback from whence they came.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 11 years ago
-All joking aside, read “A Cruel and Shocking Act” by Philip Shenon, for a very good investigative journalistic approach to what went wrong with the Warren Commission’s investigation into the JFK murder. It’s clear that both the FBI and CIA had info about how dangerous Oswald was and didn’t share that info with the Secret Service. There was no real evidence of a conspiracy to kill the President, but plenty of evidence showing that the killing could have been prevented.
pouncingtiger almost 11 years ago
Fox News gets their information from Eddie.
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
@pouncingtiger : Fox news gets information from Eddie, but where does he get his information from? TMZ or Danae?
reynard61 almost 11 years ago
Conspiracy theories are fun until they become the basis for laws and policy.
susan.e.a.c almost 11 years ago
I hear Eddie will be the new lead on the next opinion show on MSNBC