Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 25, 2014

3 Wild And Cra-aaazy Girls”“Change Of Clothes, Change Of Formula”

“Bern-New And Improved”or“I’m Wearing My Fun-derpants, Today!”…..

And throw in a crazy and convoluted plot, and some hidden product placements, and schedule a guest appearance by Charo or David Hasselhoff, and you have the makings of a semi-believable plot!… or a “feel good okay summer block-blister!”….

Bern: I’m gonna get so wild, I might even drink milk from the container!Delta: I’ll get so wild. I’ll take 5 needy dogs from the animal shelter on a walk.Luann: I’ll get wild alright…me, Quill, alone…

“Sponsored” by…“Born To Be Mild”, the movie… if that’s okay… “Out in theaters this Monday , instead….. Ooooooh! Bold!…”

So, what tattoos will the 3 girls get? If Delta agrees to do it (which I doubt), she would pick some inspirational (and tedious) quotation, probably. Luann will get a heart with the name “Quill”. Will Bernice get so wasted that she winds up with her whole back covered by an eagle fighting a snake?

“I’ll….I’ll… I wont phrase my sentences grammatically!…. Whew! I’m A-Livin’- On Da Edge, now!…. Ha ha! See?…”

Bernice letting her walls down could be like the Hoover Dam collapsing. The damage would be irreparable.. She might even change her choice of profession from counselor to Pole Dancer.

Happiest I’ve seen Bernice. Ever.

WILD WOMAN BERNICETHE MOVIE

Sounds about right to me. The time of transition to college is also the time of calculated lifestyle changes for many late teens/young adults….

I wonder what their idea of an adult movie will be and their reactions afterwards.

From yesterday, I assume “adult movies” means those with R- or NC-17 ratings. I don’t see the 3 Musketeers watching the other type of adult movies.

What happened to the friggin’ prom????

“Girl’s Night Out,” huh?

Gonna GO “Wild” eh?

SO, WHAT Are You Three “Maniacs” Gonna Do?

Viciously Clean Streets and FORCE Your “World Views” on Unsuspecting Passersby???

I have a feeling this “welcome to legal adulthood” party will take place shortly before all the classmates leave for their respective colleges (or jobs, Knute). It will be their parting of the ways, and then Luann goes on to meet new friends at Pitt CC.

Is it just me or is Luann getting real boring the last 6 months or so?

I recall when Tiffany decided to do a makeover for the plainest girl in school — Bernice. Tiffany gave Bernice the curly hair, and Bernice kept the curly hair but not the clothes and make up Tiffany chose for her. Will Tiffany give Bernice another makeover now that not many girls perm their hair anymore? We shall see.

Prediction: pregnant Bernice. You read it here first.

Let loose, girlfriend!

I’m really liking this new version of Bernice. No more snarkiness, and it’s possible to imagine that she did love a guy who wasn’t physically perfect. Hope this lasts…

-Corey Hart and Wyclef Jean?

Whatever they plan, they will end up at Luann’s house, watch a movie on DVD, and eat popcorn.

Since Pitt is probably in San Diego County, this party could easily end up in a bar in Tijuana. Good times!

“GIRLS GET WILD” party, Dirk reappears, as a male stripper !!

Bern’s getting ready for college with her new attitude…it will serve her well as it looks like she is not going to be a stodgy student!

Re: Bernice’s new personality. I really like the new Bernice…her “upgrade” has long been awaited! ;)

Simply canNot imagine Bernice being “wild”…maybe she’ll throw some water balloons on top of her “worst” teachers heads? Nah, she isn’t into That kind of fun. Maybe they Will go skydiving…that’s certainly a “wild” thing to do…just imagine the storyline… ;)

About Spring: “Where’er you walk, , cool gales shall fan the glade, Trees, where you sit, shall crowd into the shade: Where’er you tred, the the blushing flow’rs shall rise, And all things flourish where you turn your eyes.” – Alexander Pope, Pastorals (1709). For our trio, they are entering the Spring of their lives…the anticipation of whole new lives has made them giddy as new lambs… See y’all tomorrow afternoon…the sunny skies beckon! ;)

Luann will try once again to get Quill into her bed. The way she sees it, the third time is the charm.

She will not be successful.

Although 18 (at that point), I think Frank will exercise his “alpha male” and prohibit any such activity in his house. If she wants Quill, she will have to find her own accommodations, temporary or otherwise.

I wonder how close their birthdays fall. Must be within the same month or so to be able to plan a party for all 3.

She’s coming out of her shell.

It’s funny, all the comments on this site about how Frank will stop Luann from getting crazy with Quill, and meanwhile, on the Zits comic today, Jeremy’s Mom is displaying pictures of rental limos, tuxes and bouquets to a completely disinterested Jeremy and his pal.

“She is indoors. How many people wear them indoors?”^]Delta did. I did, too, when the “Corey Hart Law” was still in effect (“I wear my sunglasses at night”…)…

Also Geordi LaForge…

Bernice wants to experience the wild side so that she can be knowledgeable enough to be an effective counselor. Delta wants to check the wild side so she can devote the rest of her life to charitable causes and KNOW that she missed nothing. Luann wants to try the wild side…

Our suspicions of your fantasies turned out to be true

One of the all-time absolute classics of country music, written by Hank Thompson in 1952: "The Wild Side of Life-——You wouldn’t read my letter if I wrote youYou asked me not to call you on the phoneBut there’s something I’m wanting to tell youSo I wrote it in the words of this song-I didn’t know God made honky tonk angelsI might have known you’d never make a wifeYou gave up the only one that ever loved youAnd went back to the wild side of life-————-So are we about the see the making of 3 new Honky-Tonk Angels?

It’s okayYou were born that wayOr so it seemsbased on your dreamsWell done stripWith lots of lip

If the cartoonist would be realistic, this would lead to drunk driving and possibly unplanned pregnancy. Not a good idea, kids! “Wild” just means stupid.

Where is the skill of educated guessing taught?- -

Commenting 101….

Don’t be so judgmental of others you imagine doing the same thing as you do and approve.EMBRACE whatever you areIf you dream of minor girls making out with each other, that’s who you are.Seems strange to me but only because I’m not you.

Bernice won’t make it to 2nd semester before getting pregnant.