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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
May 16, 2014
Transcript:
Pat Sajak: Our category is famous films. Andy Capp, you'd like to solve it? Andy Capp: Yes, I would, Pat. "Gone With The Wino." Pat Sajak: I'm sorry. No. Andy Capp: @#*@ B.C.: "Gone With The Jesus?" Comic Strip Week on "Wheel of Fortune."
I thought of the same thing. (If I were Andy, I wouldâve guessed GONE WITH THE WIN[E]. Seriously, B.C.? GONE WITH THE JESUS? How do you get JESUS from WIN_?)
There is already an âOâ visible in âGONEâ, so âWINOâ clearly cannot be the solution. Andy may be a provincial drunk, but it is an insult to his character to make him that stupid.
Pastis hasnât read BC since Johnny Hart died seven years ago. Up until then, he used the strip to preach his born-again message. After his death, his kids took over the strip and returned it to caveman jokes. Seven years ago, Stephan.
This one is a head-scratcher⊠since Andy said â@*#â why didnât BC say âGone with the â*#@â? Why did the word âJesusâ get bleeped for Andy but not for BC?
BC was and is written on a different level, and for a different audience, than Pearls. BC mocked mean-spiritedness, and Pearls celebrates it. More a generational difference than anything else.
I thought it was to point up how very religious people see Jesus in everything. I have some relatives who try to interject Jesus into every situation. (Not that thereâs anything wrong with that.)
Andy Capp said âJesusâ is panel 4. While you can use the word âJesusâ in the comics, you canât use it as an exclamation.
Peter (or is that BC?) interpreted that as an answer and is questioning it. I think it would have been simpler to understand if he had said âGone with the *#?â, but Pastis likes to point out the arbitrary nature of comic censoring ârulesâ.
I was going to come in to give you all the benefit of the genuine correct answer that would have shown exactly who in this thread is right and who is seriously mistaken, drawing on my vast wisdom and years of experience in the cold, cruel world.
A wino is gone but not forgottenâŠâŠ..Andy can hardly be âexaggeratedâ as a drunk, of course, but Peter (replacing BC in either a mistake or a âmiracleâ) is definitely being exaggerated. I never could stand the Anno Domini episodes of âBCâ with their extremely awkward preaching, but I donât recall the main cast doing all that much of it.
Lately it seems âPearlsâ has sunk to a lower level than when it was really funny. Seems most all cartoonists run out of ideas and try to be more outrageous to keep the interest. Wish he would look at two-three years ago and see the quality of his work at that time.
âGone with the Jesus,â seriously, BC? The last word is four letters long with the first three being WIN, not five with the first three being JES. And the category is Famous Films. At least Andy was close with âGone with the Wino.â Why couldnât you have gotten it wrong with âGone with the Wine?â
Actually, come to thing of it âGone with the Wineâ could be Larryâs answer.
@JPuzzleWhiz: First âJesusâ is not a profanity.>> It is when used as an exclamation, like Andy did.Second, Andy did not say"Jesus".>> If he didnât, then there is no joke at all there.And third, thatâs Peter, not B. C. (B. C. has red hair.)>> Sorry, I stopped reading BC as a child, so Iâm not familiar with their names. But why would Pastis not choose the title character?
Oh, LOL. I get it now. Andy must have said Jesus, thatâs where BC got if from. I was looking at what Andy said and why would he say Galaxy â Star â Hash â Galaxy and not Saturn in place of Hash. âș
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
I thought of the same thing. (If I were Andy, I wouldâve guessed GONE WITH THE WIN[E]. Seriously, B.C.? GONE WITH THE JESUS? How do you get JESUS from WIN_?)
Atanwat almost 11 years ago
There is already an âOâ visible in âGONEâ, so âWINOâ clearly cannot be the solution. Andy may be a provincial drunk, but it is an insult to his character to make him that stupid.
JohnoTeacher almost 11 years ago
Hey, why did BC turn into Peter? :)
Michael Peterson Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Pastis hasnât read BC since Johnny Hart died seven years ago. Up until then, he used the strip to preach his born-again message. After his death, his kids took over the strip and returned it to caveman jokes. Seven years ago, Stephan.
inshadowz almost 11 years ago
I donât see why «GONE WITH THE WIN» canât be the complete answer.
doublepaw almost 11 years ago
Inane and lame.
Kirby_Dots almost 11 years ago
Then again everyone could be looking too deep. It may just be a satire against stereotypes and the details about the puzzle donât matter.
My first thought was that it was another jab by newer artists against the classic strips that keep running long after they should have been retired.
pcencula almost 11 years ago
This one is a head-scratcher⊠since Andy said â@*#â why didnât BC say âGone with the â*#@â? Why did the word âJesusâ get bleeped for Andy but not for BC?
jbmlaw01 almost 11 years ago
BC was and is written on a different level, and for a different audience, than Pearls. BC mocked mean-spiritedness, and Pearls celebrates it. More a generational difference than anything else.
chris_o42 almost 11 years ago
I thought it was to point up how very religious people see Jesus in everything. I have some relatives who try to interject Jesus into every situation. (Not that thereâs anything wrong with that.)
JudyAz almost 11 years ago
He got it wrong because he didnât phrase it as a question
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
âThe Wind Done Goneâ, the satire that Margaret Mitchellâs estate tried to suppress, was much better!
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
my heart she hollered!
eddie6192 almost 11 years ago
Vanna doesnât look too good. .
docredbird almost 11 years ago
PC guy got it correct
Andy Capp said âJesusâ is panel 4. While you can use the word âJesusâ in the comics, you canât use it as an exclamation.
Peter (or is that BC?) interpreted that as an answer and is questioning it. I think it would have been simpler to understand if he had said âGone with the *#?â, but Pastis likes to point out the arbitrary nature of comic censoring ârulesâ.
sarah413 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Time to move away from the politicking going on here and onto the real matter at hand. Does Larry, or is it Bob, come up weeth right anser?
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Itâs an old movie (1939), so maybe these youngsters arenât familiar with it? (Iâve only seen it a few times on TV, and not lately.)
cfrosenlof almost 11 years ago
Other than Easter and Christmas, BC is never overtly pro-Jesus. This was a really lame one Stephan. Youâre better than this.
Kip W almost 11 years ago
I was going to come in to give you all the benefit of the genuine correct answer that would have shown exactly who in this thread is right and who is seriously mistaken, drawing on my vast wisdom and years of experience in the cold, cruel world.
Then I remembered: âWho the **** cares?â
Godfreydaniel almost 11 years ago
A wino is gone but not forgottenâŠâŠ..Andy can hardly be âexaggeratedâ as a drunk, of course, but Peter (replacing BC in either a mistake or a âmiracleâ) is definitely being exaggerated. I never could stand the Anno Domini episodes of âBCâ with their extremely awkward preaching, but I donât recall the main cast doing all that much of it.
cj7ole almost 11 years ago
I am getting so tired of the popup ads on the left that make my screen jump right halfway through reading the comicâŠ
doublepaw almost 11 years ago
Lately it seems âPearlsâ has sunk to a lower level than when it was really funny. Seems most all cartoonists run out of ideas and try to be more outrageous to keep the interest. Wish he would look at two-three years ago and see the quality of his work at that time.
Iwa Iniki almost 11 years ago
Not funny!
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
âGone with the Jesus,â seriously, BC? The last word is four letters long with the first three being WIN, not five with the first three being JES. And the category is Famous Films. At least Andy was close with âGone with the Wino.â Why couldnât you have gotten it wrong with âGone with the Wine?â
Actually, come to thing of it âGone with the Wineâ could be Larryâs answer.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Love it!
xxx
danketaz Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Gone with the wing and a prayer.
lmonteros almost 11 years ago
HmmâŠâwindâ can also refer to the Holy Spirit, so it seems that Peter (aka BC) should have gotten it.
TimeLordSoundwave almost 11 years ago
âI canât believe we missed âMY HAIRY AUNTââ
claire de la lune. almost 11 years ago
Okay, Pastis does his best. His work hasnât been that up to par lately, but it will come back. I partly agree with your statements, everyone.
pcencula almost 11 years ago
@JPuzzleWhiz: First âJesusâ is not a profanity.>> It is when used as an exclamation, like Andy did.Second, Andy did not say"Jesus".>> If he didnât, then there is no joke at all there.And third, thatâs Peter, not B. C. (B. C. has red hair.)>> Sorry, I stopped reading BC as a child, so Iâm not familiar with their names. But why would Pastis not choose the title character?
purpleriver almost 11 years ago
Oh, LOL. I get it now. Andy must have said Jesus, thatâs where BC got if from. I was looking at what Andy said and why would he say Galaxy â Star â Hash â Galaxy and not Saturn in place of Hash. âș
Processed Mouse Loaf over 4 years ago
He should have said, âGone With the Wineâ.
the muppets. almost 3 years ago
gone with the wind