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The âtracks of those tearsâ between them there seem to resemble more so an interstate junctionâŠ. â And, uhâŠ. Frankie Vali and the Four Seasons lied to me!âŠ..Or⊠maybe somebody lied to them⊠â To us guys, a tearful moment is like a game of FizzbinâŠweâre not sure of all the rules, yetâŠsometimes, we wonder if you gals are âmaking âem up as you go alongââŠ
âSentimental AgilityââThe Postulation Of PosterityââMemories Kept Like A Fine WineââA Lifetime Of LanguageââTears And Oxygen "âThe Hallmark Of HumanityââLacrimals Are A Go!ââIf Youâre Happy, And You Know ItâŠâ
I think Nancy may be overdoing it a bit on this âproudâ aspect. The fact that Knute is graduating too shows that this âaccomplishmentâ of getting a Pitts degree consists simply of staying alive for 12 years.
Well, my laundryâs almost doneâŠâNite all! ;)-âââââââââââââââââââââââââââââFar from the madding crowdâs ignoble strife, Their sober wishes never learnâd to stray; Along the cool sequesterâs vale of life They kept the noiseless tenor of their way."(Thomas Gray, 1716-1771)
Yeah, I know⊠I was joking about the goggles! They say thereâs a zillion ways to cut an onion to reduce tears, but due to the process that you mentioned, none are truly going to be 100% effective⊠â Actually, onions donât bother me⊠I even like them raw (cooked, as well)âŠ.. my wife âhunkers downâ in dread, when itâs time for a GyroâŠ
At Luannâs High School Graduation, Nancy Wept and Cried.At Luannâs College Graduation, Nancy will Weep and Cry.At Luannâs announcement that Sheâs engaged to Pretty Boy, Nancy will Weep and Cry.When Luann INEXPLICABLY Marries Him, Nancy will Weep and Cry.When Luann HAS Her 1st Child, Nancy will Weep and Cry.
And Luann Leaves Mr. Oz because âthings arenât quite working out like she wanted and She and the Kid, need to MOVE back in with Mom and Dad until She SORTS Things Out,â Nancy Will Weep and Cry.
I never understoodâand still donât understandâall the fuss about high school graduation. Did Luannâs parents ever seriously think she wouldnât graduate from high school?
I never understood tears of joy because in six decades I have not personally experienced them. The photo of me going over the finish line at my first marathon shows me gleefully excited, but I didnât cry. Ditto the photos of me when my son married his longtime girlfriend, when I exclaimed âAt last! She is finally part of our family!â Crying makes other people uncomfortable and it makes oneâs body work harder to keep from getting sick. Crying from onions doesnât count as a real cry unless you rub the onion juices into your eyes. Now that would be something to cry about.
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Berniceâs parents exist. After all, they gave life to her and her brother. Because parents are expected to mete out discipline, they usually play a minor roll in a story about young people, if they are featured at all. Frank and Nancy and sometimes Guntherâs mom are enough right now.
We do know a lot about Berniceâs parents. Even theirpersonal drama..So they do exist. .And we have seen her brother, who should be at the graduation. If he does not appear and hug Luann aswell, it is IMO a missed opportunity to add new some interest here.
âGregâs not going anywhereâ*BS & Sheriff, or on the other hand, we could play with this constant question a little.*âYES, Greg IS leaving!â*(to go to the grocery store, bathroom, mow the lawn, etc.)
For those of You who are on Facebook check out todayâs âLuann DeGrootâ if You hadnât already done so, and take a gander at the alternative hair styles Greg had in mind for Bernie.
Yeah, either #3 or #7 (which I think is the closest to what he actually selected). I absolutely donât care for the Tiff âWagner-Opera/Firefighter Helmetâ
I think glasses are fine for Bernice, but she really needs different frames. These two TV-screens-joined-in-the-middle are not a good look for her (and likely not for anyone else, either).
We saw the inside of Berniceâs house a couple times in the mists of the past. Once she and Lu were hanging out there, and once the phone was ringing and Bernice was saying, âWill someone please answer that??â (She was hoping Dirk? would call.) Iâm sure Levi remembers that one.
And, uhâŠ. Frankie Vali and the Four âSeasons lied to me!âŠ..Or⊠maybe somebody lied to themâŠâ^âLater in the song, they say that big girls DO cry.â^And that was the reason I said âor somebody lied to themââŠLOL!
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Its a sad time and its a hallelujah time⊠;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
The âtracks of those tearsâ between them there seem to resemble more so an interstate junctionâŠ. â And, uhâŠ. Frankie Vali and the Four Seasons lied to me!âŠ..Or⊠maybe somebody lied to them⊠â To us guys, a tearful moment is like a game of FizzbinâŠweâre not sure of all the rules, yetâŠsometimes, we wonder if you gals are âmaking âem up as you go alongââŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âSentimental AgilityââThe Postulation Of PosterityââMemories Kept Like A Fine WineââA Lifetime Of LanguageââTears And Oxygen "âThe Hallmark Of HumanityââLacrimals Are A Go!ââIf Youâre Happy, And You Know ItâŠâ
orâWill Somebody Please Stop Cutting Onions?â
blunebottle over 10 years ago
We can all cry tears of relief, nowâŠâŠitâs taken SO LONG TO GET HERE!
smsrt over 10 years ago
An emotional moment. She finally graduates after (what⊠18 years in high school?)
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
tears of joymesses of makeup
Angelalex242 over 10 years ago
Female happiness is often incomprehensible to men.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think Nancy may be overdoing it a bit on this âproudâ aspect. The fact that Knute is graduating too shows that this âaccomplishmentâ of getting a Pitts degree consists simply of staying alive for 12 years.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 10 years ago
HAPPY TEARS! TEARS OF RELIEF weird is as weird does It takes one to know oneIf you canât say anything nice donât say anything at all
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Well, my laundryâs almost doneâŠâNite all! ;)-âââââââââââââââââââââââââââââFar from the madding crowdâs ignoble strife, Their sober wishes never learnâd to stray; Along the cool sequesterâs vale of life They kept the noiseless tenor of their way."(Thomas Gray, 1716-1771)
barbarasbrute over 10 years ago
Thank goodness Luann inherited her Momâs nose and not her Dadâs.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yeah, I know⊠I was joking about the goggles! They say thereâs a zillion ways to cut an onion to reduce tears, but due to the process that you mentioned, none are truly going to be 100% effective⊠â Actually, onions donât bother me⊠I even like them raw (cooked, as well)âŠ.. my wife âhunkers downâ in dread, when itâs time for a GyroâŠ
TechTalkGuy over 10 years ago
Itâs gonna be a long week!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
So, in your opinion, a minion will cut the best onion⊠but do they have to be in a union?
Namrepus over 10 years ago
Donât worry, with Frankâs camera you wonât be able to tell that they have tears on their facesâŠor that they have faces.
Samrhoads Premium Member over 10 years ago
Posted this question earlier: what is going to happen now that they have graduated? Will this strip continue?
Liam Astle Premium Member over 10 years ago
âAnd cut. Thatâs a wrap, people. Strike the sets.â
Rachel Yacovissi over 10 years ago
Awe! That made me cry mainly because it made me miss my mom who passed away. Luann cherish those moments.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Tears of joy! Luckily, the graduation gown will serve as visual evidence that this photo was indeed of a happy occasion!
Contessa Carrington over 10 years ago
Why not?
ajnotales over 10 years ago
So Luann will graduate college in, what, 12-15 years from now? :-)
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ah, POOR Nancy.
The âCrying Seasonâ Has begun.
At Luannâs High School Graduation, Nancy Wept and Cried.At Luannâs College Graduation, Nancy will Weep and Cry.At Luannâs announcement that Sheâs engaged to Pretty Boy, Nancy will Weep and Cry.When Luann INEXPLICABLY Marries Him, Nancy will Weep and Cry.When Luann HAS Her 1st Child, Nancy will Weep and Cry.
And Luann Leaves Mr. Oz because âthings arenât quite working out like she wanted and She and the Kid, need to MOVE back in with Mom and Dad until She SORTS Things Out,â Nancy Will Weep and Cry.
Deezlebird over 10 years ago
I never understoodâand still donât understandâall the fuss about high school graduation. Did Luannâs parents ever seriously think she wouldnât graduate from high school?
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
I never understood tears of joy because in six decades I have not personally experienced them. The photo of me going over the finish line at my first marathon shows me gleefully excited, but I didnât cry. Ditto the photos of me when my son married his longtime girlfriend, when I exclaimed âAt last! She is finally part of our family!â Crying makes other people uncomfortable and it makes oneâs body work harder to keep from getting sick. Crying from onions doesnât count as a real cry unless you rub the onion juices into your eyes. Now that would be something to cry about.
~
Berniceâs parents exist. After all, they gave life to her and her brother. Because parents are expected to mete out discipline, they usually play a minor roll in a story about young people, if they are featured at all. Frank and Nancy and sometimes Guntherâs mom are enough right now.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Agree with you
RedSamRackham over 10 years ago
Girls cry at HS graduation. Guys are more like âThank goodness weâre leaving this hell hole!â âș
doverdan over 10 years ago
We do know a lot about Berniceâs parents. Even theirpersonal drama..So they do exist. .And we have seen her brother, who should be at the graduation. If he does not appear and hug Luann aswell, it is IMO a missed opportunity to add new some interest here.
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
Mom either switched shirts between the processional & recessional, or else her tears have lightened parts of it!
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
âGregâs not going anywhereâ*BS & Sheriff, or on the other hand, we could play with this constant question a little.*âYES, Greg IS leaving!â*(to go to the grocery store, bathroom, mow the lawn, etc.)
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Excuse Me, Gentle People.
For those of You who are on Facebook check out todayâs âLuann DeGrootâ if You hadnât already done so, and take a gander at the alternative hair styles Greg had in mind for Bernie.
I WISHED He had gone with #3âŠ..,
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
Only 4 weeks of summer left until she needs to start preparing for college. (Will Lu, too, change her look?)
TechTalkGuy over 10 years ago
How come TJ wasnât invited to the Graduation?
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
i like #7 myself.
Yeah, either #3 or #7 (which I think is the closest to what he actually selected). I absolutely donât care for the Tiff âWagner-Opera/Firefighter Helmetâ
No sir, not at allâŠ
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think glasses are fine for Bernice, but she really needs different frames. These two TV-screens-joined-in-the-middle are not a good look for her (and likely not for anyone else, either).
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
Youâre right. #4 does tend to have the mind conjure up strange thingsâŠ
Yeah, I didnât even think of olâ Darth thereâŠ. Good one! :-)
Marie620 over 10 years ago
When did Nancy change her outfit? Now itâs green!
Daniel Aplet over 10 years ago
Yes that is happy and proud ,though it would make me cry also it is specially true when your a girl
overtherainbow over 10 years ago
We saw the inside of Berniceâs house a couple times in the mists of the past. Once she and Lu were hanging out there, and once the phone was ringing and Bernice was saying, âWill someone please answer that??â (She was hoping Dirk? would call.) Iâm sure Levi remembers that one.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And, uhâŠ. Frankie Vali and the Four âSeasons lied to me!âŠ..Or⊠maybe somebody lied to themâŠâ^âLater in the song, they say that big girls DO cry.â^And that was the reason I said âor somebody lied to themââŠLOL!
lynnskay over 10 years ago
I like 7 also. As we know, her hair is naturally straight, so this would be an easy care style for her.