Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 26, 2014

Take 10 – hey, Coach where’s your left hand? Oh, sorry Steve I was talking to Gil. Steve having trouble talking in full sentences in P3.

Unless I missed a promotion of some kind, Steve Boone must be the only part-time high school offensive line coach with his own office.

“Yes, Saad, you’ve gotten yourself involved in this storyline! What have you got to say for yourself, eh??!?!?”

“You’ve run up the highest long-distance bill in the outfit!”

I love these early days of a new story where there’s still a glimmer of hope that it won’t be preposterous.

And yet we read anyway.

Steve’s office is a closet he shares with Mop. Saad painted the fingernails on Boone"s prosthetic arm pink.

In all reality, don t go to Booners office Saad its in the showers , you dropped the soap .

And once again, the plot here is just sa(a)d.

Sa(a)d, but not Tru(e).

Oh please, have Boone question Saad on who it was that left a peacock in Boone’s office.

P1 explains Milford’s poor SAT scores.

I’m guessing Saad has done something right and this is Boone’s way of getting his point across.

Homeland Security heard you talking about our QB throwing a bomb!

Maybe Boonie is going to annoite Sad Captain of the O-Line since John Pasko remains silent on the matter.

P1: Gil likes to get drunk, sing karaoke and do the Heisman pose in a Speedo to lighten the mood at practice.

It’s a Saad state of affairs when you have a hard time distinguishing between the oddness of MUT and the original Gil Thorp.