Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 04, 2014

unless you a rat? this time I cheer for Rat

How do you get out of this chicken outfit?

Oh great, just what Pig needs. It’s a FRAP party. (Free Rangers At Pig’s)

Careful, dude — you don’t want to wind up henpecked.

hippie chickens

This is a job for…..Mr. Mittens!

“Met a babe…”? You’d think he’d have preferred chicks…

time to call in Guard Duck

Time to call in Guard Duck!

they might be ranging but they sure ain’t chicken!

This free range chicken stuff is the same gag over and over again. Stephan must be having an off day.

I can’t say know to free range chicken, especially when marinaded in teriyaki. And look at all those chickens. Enough a couple of weeks’ dinners.

Start heating the oil. I’ll get the flour and seasonings.

No free-range chickens getting in here. On the other hand, if you know some modestly-priced-range chickens, we may be able to work out an appropriate access fee.

Crash your pad? More like trash your pad.

Humor most fowl. I like chickens. I have chickens. I also have guineafowl. They crashed my pad long ago, now I can’t imagine not having them.

it’s all chicken sheet!

Obviously never raised actual chickens. The whole process takes less time than saying “Hey Babe”. Why do you think it only takes one rooster for 100 chickens?

There’s a cross-over in Cul de Sac this morning. Alice named all of her Halloween candy things like, icky, gummy, etc. She named one Pastis.

Who knew that free range chickens were such douchebags?

Pig has been mesmerized by that gang of Free Rangers! I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Rat needs our help! I like to fry up a batch of chicken breasts, myself….

I can see that!

xxx

Bring in the crocs, they would love cheeken dinner!

why dpes norman reedus look like a lesder of a covert cell?

I see this strip in hard copy. Steph, are all your readers this wacko?

Were the heck is Guard Duck when you need him?

Any chicken who gives me attitude will find themselves in a deep fryer.

It looks like Beavis and Butthead’s house now. I wonder if there’s a new crossover.

I still don’t get this.

Me, either. Maybe SP is trying to see how potent that stuff the chickens are smoking and it’s warped his mind. Pray for a new story line (or habit) soon.

So…. they’re lesbian chickens?