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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 28, 2014
Transcript:
Flo: So when this new system of findin' lobstah ended badly, you went back to what wahked befah, right? Eddie: Of cahse not. Since the theory is pah-fect, the only rational explanation is, it was just a one-in-a-million fluke that it didn't wahk......so I tried again......makin' it a two-in-a-million fluke... Flo: Ah...like gettin' you to pay yawr bah tab.
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
Making for some very confused penguins.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
KRILL is what you should be fishing for in THOSE waters.
jmarkoff2 over 10 years ago
The lettering is suddenly in lowercase rather than capitals.
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
At least it is easier to understand their āsawthernā accent.
Varnes over 10 years ago
I wonder what the odds of a 3 in a million fluke areā¦..
uniquename over 10 years ago
Hmm, desert and the South Pole. What exactly is this theory?
Charlie Fogwhistle over 10 years ago
Maybe his theory is to go where the other lobstermen arenāt to avoid competition. Of course, thereās a good reason no body else is trying to find lobsters in the desert and the Antarctic.
joegee over 10 years ago
@ observer fo ironyā¦where are you from? Just curious. The south of the U.S. is nowhere near New England and the accents are just as far apart.
dabugger over 10 years ago
Da flake flukes. Just so he donāt Fā¦ oh, o, not thatā¦ he may nevah pay is tab at dis rateā¦.
Dave M over 10 years ago
I wondered if this was part of a story being written by Danae since the printed font has become moreā¦feminine.On a separate note for those who donāt speak southern, ābless your heartā loosely translates to āpoor idiotic fool.ā
Geldhart over 10 years ago
Of course, thanks to the philosopher-king Terry Pratchett we know ALL about 1-in-a-million chances.
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
If that is their Maine accent what would their secondary be?
nosirrom over 10 years ago
I thought he was fishing for lobster. When did he change to flukes? If he keeps this up, heās just going to flounder.
hippogriff over 10 years ago
If the heart is little and pea-pickinā, Ernest Jennings Ford insulted his audience.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Observer, What about Yoopers? They got an accent, eh?
timbob2313 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I like where this is going, a comment on DC and all the pols of both parties
reynard61 over 10 years ago
Varnes said: āI wonder what the odds of a 3 in a million fluke areā¦..ā
I imagine that theyāre higher than 3-in-a-million.