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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 11, 2014
Transcript:
Child 1: "College seems hard!" Child 2: "Why do you go?" Luann: "To prepare for a career" Child 3: "What's a "krear"?" Tiffany: "It's what you waste time preparing for in college when you should be a star in hollywood" Child 1: "Why do you go to college. Miss Tiffany?" Tiffany: "'Cuz daddy says so" Child 4: "Yeah. That's why I'm here"
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Figures, Tiff! ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
It would seem that instead of taking the local bus, Tiffany wants to ride the express to the âSilver Hillsâ, with no stops on the wayâŠ
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Hahahah! ;)
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
So⊠uh⊠Tiffâs father doesnât approve of his daughter going straight into a career without getting an education for a getting a career?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âAmerican IdleââSleepwalk Of FameââFor All Intents And PurposesââYou Donât Have To Be A Star, BabyâŠâ (â«)âThatâs Why Iâm Hereâ (â«)âToo Cool For SchoolââThe Express FactorââBecause A Dime Is A Terrible Thing To WasteââHollywood Nights And School DazeâorâClass Is In Recessionâ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âThe Grand Illusionâ, StyxâThatâs Why Iâm Hereâ, James TaylorâHollywood Nightsâ, Bob SeegerâSouth California Purplesâ, ChicagoâIt Never Rains In Southern Californiaâ, Albert HammondâFooling Yourselfâ, StyxâYou Donât Have To Be A Starâ, Billy Davis/Marrilyn McCoo
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
What we can see of one of Luannâs textbooks is titled âonometryâ. Is she studying trigonometry at Pitt CC? If tiâs anything like the âArt Historyâ class, she will be learning to identify the names of the 3 types of triangles.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Actually, the partial book title is âometryâ. Maybe sheâs studying Optometry.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Because daddy knows that beauty fades and sometimes has too much Botox for itâs own good.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Hahahaha! I wouldnât doubt it! ;)
Airman over 10 years ago
Ah, Tiff, you have to learn your craft or learn to wait tables. Where is Elwood when you need him?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Careers -âYou see, she was gonna be an actressAnd I was gonna learn to flyShe took off to find the footlightsAnd I took off for the sky-And here, sheâs acting happyInside her handsome homeAnd me, Iâm flying in my taxiTaking tips, and getting stonedââ Harry Chapin
wiselad over 10 years ago
by the books she is studying, looks like Luann is going for social studies, and become a teacher
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Itâs 25 past the hour hereâŠhad heavy rain most of the day! IS Katie just hates the rain! She finally went when she absolutely could not hold it anymore! I swear she thinks she is going to melt! Well, time to turn into an acorn squash (I just got one from a good friend). This will be the first time I cook it. The recipe if for the MW. And now, off to read my book about the birth of Star Wars! âNite all! ;)-ââââââââââââââââââââ-âMen, you are all marksmenâŠdonât one of you fire until you see the whites of their eyes." [Bunker Hill, 1775], (Israel Putnam, 1718-1790)
Skylark over 10 years ago
I see Ego Mouth speaks again. butâŠwaitâŠcould it be some truth leaked out??If Daddy wanted her to fly, she would ask âWhere to? Hollywood?â
Mats Dahlgren Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hmm, that little boy in the bottom right corner looks alot like Brad â he has an unknown son, or? Just askinââŠ.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âHer âDaddyâ probably owns the picture frame companyâ ^Hmm⊠I guess the family portrait hanging over the mantle is one of the perks of owning oneâŠ.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
self motivation needed
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good one.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
âCareenâ Little Annoying Blonde Girl MEANS: âMoving SWIFTLY and in an UNCONTROLLED Way in a Specified Direction(s).â
LOOK, Iâll Use it in a Sentence: (A-Hem) "It was a Dark and Stormy Night. Mom was Driving while talking on her Galaxy s5 when She suddenly Had to SERVE to keep from Hitting a Deer and CAREENED âAccidental-Likeâ INTO Her Ex-Husbandâs BMW."
Oh WAIT. You Said âCareerâ.
NevermindâŠ..,
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Quite a set of books for a community college freshman: [History of] War, [Ge]ometry (didnât Luann pass that in high school?), [A]rt History, and Political Science!Most if not all of the little kids seem to mirror one of the bigger ones. The little brunette with glasses=Bernice, the little blonde=Tiffany, the guy in panel 2 is surely=a little Brad. The only one that seems less clear is the boy in the Whereâs Waldo? shirt in the double-wide panel 1; Quill?
TheLiam over 10 years ago
To be Quillâs wife! Quill! Quill! Quill!
TheLiam over 10 years ago
It would have been nice if Evanâs showed some growth for Tiffany. I guess thatâs expecting too much.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
If you want real power, Tiffany, become the father who dictates the lives of his children.
doublestop over 10 years ago
This may have been mentioned earlier this week, but: has anybody noticed how the kids look like the adult characters? Quill, Tiffany, Bernice, Brad â and thatâs just the ones in todayâs strip.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think that Tiffany is actually quite smart. Even though she is perhaps going to Moony right now just because her father is âmaking herâ do so, I think that she will undoubtably find a niche and find something she DOES become passionate about, whether it is Drama or something else.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
While the usual cast of posters is busy here digging their fangs and claws in, with their usual comments about all the terrible things Luann is guilty of, and how we havenât seen frame after frame of her studying (which would only result in more complaints about how boring the âtoon is), or we havenât heard dissertations on the 4000 hobbies she has, thereâs been no comment at all on what the heroine of these posters is doing today.-Tiffany is pouting. So, let me get this straight. Itâs perfectly ok for a kid whose father is presumably paying her way through college to pout about it (while other kids would give their eye teeth to have parental financial help with education) and complain that itâs a waste of time for her to be there when she should be rushing to Hollywood for all the starring roles waiting for her.-But itâs not ok for Luann to study political science or geometry at a community college? Why? Because Luann didnât tell the kids her career goal or list her 4000 hobbies? Because geometry wonât help with a career? (Tell that to surveyors.)-No matter what shows up in these frames, one thing will always be the case: haters will hate. Shake it off, Luann. Shake it offâŠ.
maverick1usa over 10 years ago
So Luan has four text books & her notebook that whe is holding; ergo four classes!
TheLiam over 10 years ago
Letâs take this a step further for those after Tiffany: We have Quill who magically comes back to the US because he wants to study acting. Meanwhile Australia has a very active theatre/film community with more opportunities than here in the US. Then we see him tell Gunther that he came back for Luann. So how does this make him better than Tiffany?
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Apparently, you, like most extremists, know of no middle ground in life. -It is entirely possible to be indifferent to the story of a particular character in a book, movie or cartoon, without either hating or liking the character.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Luann has stated explicitly that she has no clear career objectives yet, or if she does, they are constantly changing. Tiffany does have a life-long career objective, and she has actually worked hard at pursuing it. She has other talents too, though â we have seen that she is an excellent manager, having the responsibility for organizing the homecoming dance and the senior prom. She gets things done. If her father is a successful businessman, he surely recognizes that talent in his daughter, and it would be entirely reasonable for him to insist on her going to Moony to develop those skills along with continuing to study theater, so that after graduation she can go into business (perhaps with him?) if her acting ambitions do not lead to success in the entertainment field.
wiselad over 10 years ago
first, I am one of the few people who tries to stay impartial about Tiff and Lue, second, their âreal jobâ is as characters of comics, not âreal life peopleâ, but we can generalize about them or project about our life and views into them if some desireâŠâŠâŠ. I always seem to think that in general(except for in times of need of a gag, where Tiff becomes Chrissy of 3s company or Blair of facts of LifeâŠor Luann becomes Drama queen, or becomes âwoe me, I am so imperfectâ) Tiff is the rich girl who is lazy in her studies, but we know that if she applies herself, can show she can be very smart, she is not as bad as London Tipton of suite life, and that Luann is the adaptable person, who is passionate about dealing with kids, likes acting for sake of acting, not for sake of being the tool to get stardom, and who sees herself as miss unpopular and even thought she is still undecided, we know she would love to be either/both teacher of elementary school or be an actress(not for sake of stardom, but she genuinely loves the acting; would be as happy in Hollywood or Broadway as in a local town theater)
wiselad over 10 years ago
BTW, some students in order to âfill requirementsâ do not go according to their assessment(only used to determine what classes the student is NOT READY FOR) and elect to take easy classes, if anything, I am glad that Luann chose to take relatively hard classes, not âbasic historyâ or basic math for her first semester
wiselad over 10 years ago
I think B might be Beetle, and given that it seems âanimal relatedâ, I say A is Ant and D might be either Dog or Duck
BuffaloBusker over 10 years ago
Hasnât Tiffany reproved her point yet? Why has she returned to the boring, lack-luster world of child care â when she could buy her way into any position she wants?
KEA over 10 years ago
Every prospective actor should have a backup plan (thereâs too much luck involved) â and hearing how many actors get ripped off by their âbusinessâ people, Iâd say a good choice would be an MBA.
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
I remember a college course in Integration in the Complex Plane âŠ. shudder
I can âiâ magine the horror⊠;-PPP
krys723 over 10 years ago
Where what I find interestingâŠTiffanyâs enrolled in university while Luannâs in junior college. How is that possible? Tiffany barely passed, at least Luann got her act together as she got older
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
> I remember a college course in Integration in the Complex Plane >The professor I had for that course told us that one year when he taught it there was a student from Poland in the class, and he took great offense when the professor evaluated a contour integral by computing the residue for a function that had a âsimple poleâ.
wiselad over 10 years ago
http://www.cde.ca.gov/ci/gs/hs/hsgrtable.asp note that to simply graduate, they only need beginning algebra, and the max required to go to a university is intermediate algebra in the school I graduated it was pretty much thatâŠâŠâŠâŠ in order to fulfill requirements, my choices included California history(Civics), Typing(career technical), biology, plus my high school required that either I proved my efficiency in swimming in a test, or take a semester of swim class
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
âOtherwise she would be busting tables in Hollywood.â.I think you meant bussing or busing, as in cleaning tables, even though the image it put in my head was of her going Hulk on a bunch of tables and yelling, âTiffany SMASH!â
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
âI thought that was my lineâ.It was and now it isnât.I stole it from you.You borrowed, leased, plagariazed it from Robot.
Argythree over 10 years ago
Sounds like a good idea. Just in case heâs possessive about his lineâŠ
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
Tiff really DOES know how to relate to the kids!
doverdan over 10 years ago
âHowever, everything we have seen so far of Luannâs âcollegeâ courses at Pitt CC suggests that they are mainly remedial material meant to compensate for the dismal standards of Pittâs secondary school system.â??We have seen only two teachers at Pitts HS: Mr.Fogarty and the gym teacher.
38lowell over 10 years ago
Being a surveyor is usually a Mexican, because thatâs where those jobs are, & he didnât go to college. Learned it on the job, like BO. The owner never gets out in the field. Plus, being one, you are extremely poorly paid for what you doâ $30-40K for accuracy over all, in all kinds of weather. No pension. Again, no pension! Be wrong, & see how long you last!. Plus, most of the instruments are made in Japan. Your life can be in danger, many times, plus bad weather. No retirement, usually.Be a math teacher, get a pension, plus parking.As an ex-surveyor, being one, is the most thankless job I know! Canât give line in foggy weather, with the gun fogged up, so all the crews donât work, & the job goes to hell!Blame the surveyor!!!Nuff said.
38lowell over 10 years ago
PS: If you want movies, go where they are.Son wanted movies. Moved across the country. Left, to take a 29 cent job there. Was in the right place, when cheaters were caught-moved up, because he knew that job. Been there 20 years, directing movies. Some college, but very big DESIRE!Be prepared.Learn how to read, by reading comic books, make money by going where money is-oil, construction, Wall Street, fishing, get college by moving to a college-free country, learn math by doing, etc.How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice!An, âin you belly desire.âUnless, itâs inherited.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Re: the joke of the History ChannelâŠdid used to be a more serious channel; miss that. Oh, well, thereâs always The Natâl Geographic channel or The Science channel to name a few⊠;)
Argythree over 10 years ago
Great pic!!
wiselad over 10 years ago
http://www.cracked.com/funny-5720-the-history-channel/
http://www.ranker.com/list/7-tv-channels-that-forgot-what-they_re-about/jf-sargent