Endtown by Aaron Neathery for January 16, 2015

This may (not) be his lucky day!

I miss Endtown and it’s much more carefreel attitude. Only rats with guns and itchy trigger fingers tried to murder you there.

ouch!

he shouldve told them to do the search before facing his wife .

and because the crazy racoon part felt like a scary movie he may still be alive …..at least on the movies when they go to check if the psycho is dead hes always alive

Well, arent racoons rather resilient?

Sorry about that, Chief.

How are Wally and Phil going to top that for drama?

Don’t they have to wait a bit for the gas to disperse before they go in?

Chief: “You already missed the fight. Too bad. It was glorious. It’s like I can still smell the blood from it.”

Darn! She only beat him up and didn’t kill him. Murder though that would be, she probably would’ve been doing them all a favor if she had. You never know how much change can come about through one political assassination.

they are mutants after all….what are the odds he mutated yet again and the gas had no affect? What about Sarah? What about the dittoes Tune in next week for the continuing saga of “Endtown”……………

Notice that Chief is currently hoping that Chic’s not dead.Right now.

I take it that Helena got the better of her husband in the rematch. I wonder if she had the sense of telling the kids to leave the room before she started pounding the chief’s nails.

@GuiltyBystander

Lol I always remember my grandfather saying to me he wished all politicians and world leaders just duke out their own problems in the ring. He lost a lot (as did many) in WW2.

Despite broken bones, Jim could have pushed off the ladder and followed Chic and Holly to the hole.

Wow… Man, I would have paid to see that fight!…Well, he’s still able to walk and talk. I guess she did show some leniency, after all.Of course, even when everyone sees that Chic escaped the gas chambers, it still won’t make Helena feel better about her husband.

Its funny to me that in the visible state the chief is in, the guards showed no inkling of concern. Heck, they were more concerned about the upcoming fight than anything in front of them.

I don’t normally advocate domestic violence, but he did supposedly murder his own son the night before…

I’ll say this for him: It appears from both his attitude and injuries that he took his lumps without retaliating. At least he had the decency to take it like a man and not a lizard.

That’s more than I expected of him.

He’s hoping they don’t find the body. There’s a difference.

What do you do if you ( as a lizard ) find Jim alive in the passage, and the only affect the normally toxic gas had was to cure his syndrome? I could see Jim sitting there saying “What happened?” and the fear would be the cure would only be temporary.

Cue the horror movie music.

I think the only reason she let him live was so he could look for Chic.

William Duell was hung in 1740 for rape and murder and survived.In the early 1940s, Amerigo Dumini was reportedly shot 17 times by a firing squad for being a spy. He later escaped.In 1942, Konstantin Feoktistov, later a cosmonaut, was shot in the neck by Nazis and survived.In 1650, Anne Green was hung for the stillborn death of her baby. Her friends beat her severely to make sure she was dead, then brought her to her autopsy. She got better.Szymon Srebrnik escaped from a concentration camp in 1945 after being shot in the back of the head, and later testified against SS men. He died in 2006.In 1848, Phineas Gage survived an iron rod being blasted through his skull, and lived the next 12 year with his own form of schism syndrome.I think the reports of Jim’s death may be greatly exaggerated.

I see there was a coronation and some facial redecoration on the King. Regicide perhaps would have been a better decision. Ascendance by murder has been common in many cultures, I see this as no different from those..“the King is dead! Long live the Queen!”Still the king has some murders to cover up, perhaps we may find out if Jim is still alive. Holly and Chick are most likely safe in the laundry room.

“Chief?”“McCloud!”