Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 30, 2015

Anywhere there is rationing, there is a black market available. Janis had better be careful. The rain checks may wind up being cashed elsewhere.

Hey, he didn’t say consecutively…Maybe he meant simultaneously.

Susan, that’s what I was thinking too. Could be a real jackpot.

The mind is willing but the flesh is old and lacks sustained potency.

Come on Arlo! How long has it been since you played “Pepé Le Pew”?

Everything I have is inappropriate but accurate.

Spaghetti straps and the word no seem incongruous somehow.

very funny

Yuck, Yuck. Premature virility.

Not even going to say anything about how sex is apparently the only thing that men care about in a marriage. Men are clueless.

Those were the days my friends, we’d sing and dance til dawn, yes those were the days….

I bet her “classmate she found on facebook” a while back never gets a raincheck from her.

I notice Arlo’s hair is straight up….

“And you know that you’re over the hill/When your mind makes a promise that your body can’t fill”

Little Feat – “Old Folks Boogy”

The old expression, “thought is father to the deed” doesn’t always pan out.

Rather than an AS IF YOU COULD kind of laugh

And he needs to make an appointment!

Sex after a big meal feels awful. In the morning it is much better, right after you wake up.

This seems familiar.

Nope, pretty much derisive and belittling. I know it well.