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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 28, 2015
March 27, 2015
March 29, 2015
Transcript:
Teacher: "Save your scraps of shared ego. We shall soon build with them! Adieu!"
Student 1: "Build what, a dump? How lame"
Luann: "We're supposed to save these!"
Student 2: "Yeah! They're like super important!"
Yeah, if Luann became an animated series, I could definitely see Patrick Warburton as āJockā.. ā A bunch of relatingā¦.now comes the creatingā¦. ā At least all theyād have to do, is just do 17 moreā¦and āshred āemāā¦..
āReconstructive CriticismāāThe Eye Of The Paper Tigerā (ā«)āUnhappy Trailsā¦ To Youā¦ā (ā«)āA Crumb-y AssignmentāāCliffhanger HangoverāāTrail MixāāLosing Yourself In Your WorkāāThe Quicker Mixer-UpperāāRunning On EmptyāorāHansel And Regrettalā
So shredding the self-portraits was just one step in the creation of a larger art project. There was no need to threaten Mr. Zebo with lawsuits or invoke some collegiate ārulesā about destruction of property, etc.
Iām wondering if Professor Zero will be wearing a beret the next time we see him, or maybe heāll be missing an ear. Heās doing a good job of acting like the stereotype of āweird artistā, so he should look the partā¦
Iām actually becoming quite intrigued with his methods. Hereās hoping we wonāt have to wait months to find out what his method to his madness is.
Scroll up. Several posts back, I showed the strip from the first time we saw this class, and there were a bunch of āshadow peopleā in the classroom in addition to these three students.
Zeboās next venture into art with Luann as the victim subject:.1. Place Luann in a large clear glass cylinder..2. Fill the cylinder with pale yellow ā colored water^Sort of like āDouble Dareā. Funny how Luann always ends taking the āPhysical Challengeāā¦
You Know what, Luann? YOU could have SPENT the Last Few Weeks in ANOTHER Class learning about World Economics, Mechanical Engineering or Computer Programming But Nooooo. YOU had to WASTE Your Time in Professor Moon-Batās B/S āArt Class.ā A āClassā whose ONLY Lesson Seemed to Have Been: āHow One MUST Always Take JOY whenever Oneās HARD Work Is Publicly Destroyed Before a Group of Peers, and Never Forget to Feel Real Gooey GOOD about Yourself While DOING It.ā
I donāt know if he is being metaphorical. But if not I was close, because ātaping the pieces back togetherā would be sort of like building with the pieces.
Actually, if heās being metaphorical, Emo is dismissive of his ego, which means heās self-effacing and modest. Jock is careless with his ego, which means heās careless about what people think of him and will do his thing no matter what they say. Luann is proud and wants to hang onto her ego, which means sheās just like Tiffany. Sorry, but Iām just sayinā!
Again, I have to point out an analogy ā it is common in a chemistry lab course to use the compounds that you produced one week in making some different compounds the next week. This of course destroys what you did the previous week, even though you put a lot of work into it. Itās all just part of the process.
The museumās board of directors has recently adopted a new Regulation regarding photography in the museum:
āStill and video photography is permitted for private, noncommercial use only in the galleries housing the permanent collection.
The use of flash or other means of artificial lighting is prohibited.
Photography and filming are not permitted in the temporary exhibition galleries. The same restrictions apply to the photographing or filming of technical installations and equipment.
Special permits can be obtained for educational or research projects; requests should be made in writing>>
Oh no, it sounds like Colonel Zebo is coming back. Can we please say adieu to Zebo forever and ever? Can we shred Zebo up and throw him in the trash like the Emo Kid? Anything, but please, please get rid of Zebo!
Someone may have written this but I am guessing they will be assigned to take some of the shreds and rebuild their portraits in a collage style ā thus rebuilding themselves.That actually sounds like a cool art project, would have been nicer if the professor had explained that from the beginning though.
When doing homework for Zebo, make copies of everything. And turn in the copies. Because heās going to destroy whatever you give him, for no reason other than to make a stupid point.
So many comments are just plain mean. I donāt blame Evans for not reading the comments, he said he finds them distressing and I can see why. I for one enjoy his work everyday (as silly as it is sometimes) some days more than others. A major reason I like Luann comic strip is because it is often laugh out loud funny. Plus I love reading the comments.
they still part of the class, GREG is just saving having to draw them, and set up Emo/Jock/Lue as the trio who will work together in this class, and there are āother triosā that we will not see (for Gregās convenience)
Townsend Coleman is most well-known for the voice of āThe Tickā, and Jennifer Martin did the voice of āSara Bellumā from āThe Powerpuff Girlsā.
Two days late, but I finally got to see the strip!*This is such a beautiful display of the charactersā characters.- Emo man emotes and will later regret his act.- Little girl obeys authority figure, only to later lose it in her room- Mr. Jock has the will but not the way.*If he has them each create real art out of those scraps, this will have been an amazing arrrrgh lesson.
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Yeah, if Luann became an animated series, I could definitely see Patrick Warburton as āJockā.. ā A bunch of relatingā¦.now comes the creatingā¦. ā At least all theyād have to do, is just do 17 moreā¦and āshred āemāā¦..
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Then why did that lame-brain decide to take an art class if heās not liking the teacherās teaching methods?
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
āReconstructive CriticismāāThe Eye Of The Paper Tigerā (ā«)āUnhappy Trailsā¦ To Youā¦ā (ā«)āA Crumb-y AssignmentāāCliffhanger HangoverāāTrail MixāāLosing Yourself In Your WorkāāThe Quicker Mixer-UpperāāRunning On EmptyāorāHansel And Regrettalā
Angelalex242 almost 10 years ago
I think the guy on the left is supposed to reflect audience opinion of the art teacher.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
Dumpy Emo and hole in the Jock got lost but confused Lue was still in the game as she keeps following instructions to a tee
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
So shredding the self-portraits was just one step in the creation of a larger art project. There was no need to threaten Mr. Zebo with lawsuits or invoke some collegiate ārulesā about destruction of property, etc.
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Ha!! Good one!
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Iām wondering if Professor Zero will be wearing a beret the next time we see him, or maybe heāll be missing an ear. Heās doing a good job of acting like the stereotype of āweird artistā, so he should look the partā¦
Phatts almost 10 years ago
It occurs to me that this appears to be an awfully small class.
barbarasbrute almost 10 years ago
Iām actually becoming quite intrigued with his methods. Hereās hoping we wonāt have to wait months to find out what his method to his madness is.
jemgirl81 almost 10 years ago
I bet the professor put a hole in his ego bag on purpose.
ShagsCA almost 10 years ago
Only three people in the class?
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Scroll up. Several posts back, I showed the strip from the first time we saw this class, and there were a bunch of āshadow peopleā in the classroom in addition to these three students.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
When I was in college, at least 4 students had to be enrolled in a course for it to be offered that term.
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Zeboās next venture into art with Luann as the victim subject:.1. Place Luann in a large clear glass cylinder..2. Fill the cylinder with pale yellow ā colored water^Sort of like āDouble Dareā. Funny how Luann always ends taking the āPhysical Challengeāā¦
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You Know what, Luann? YOU could have SPENT the Last Few Weeks in ANOTHER Class learning about World Economics, Mechanical Engineering or Computer Programming But Nooooo. YOU had to WASTE Your Time in Professor Moon-Batās B/S āArt Class.ā A āClassā whose ONLY Lesson Seemed to Have Been: āHow One MUST Always Take JOY whenever Oneās HARD Work Is Publicly Destroyed Before a Group of Peers, and Never Forget to Feel Real Gooey GOOD about Yourself While DOING It.ā
BAH!
The One-Eyed Goth Kid Is RIGHT, for Once.
ā¦.But I STILL Donāt TRUST Him.
Caldonia almost 10 years ago
I donāt know if he is being metaphorical. But if not I was close, because ātaping the pieces back togetherā would be sort of like building with the pieces.
Caldonia almost 10 years ago
Actually, if heās being metaphorical, Emo is dismissive of his ego, which means heās self-effacing and modest. Jock is careless with his ego, which means heās careless about what people think of him and will do his thing no matter what they say. Luann is proud and wants to hang onto her ego, which means sheās just like Tiffany. Sorry, but Iām just sayinā!
sarazan7 almost 10 years ago
Please make it stop!
pabsfx-comics almost 10 years ago
Honest students got a chance to stretch themselves, by researching/developing 17 different styles, but I would not have shredded my work.
cubswin2016 almost 10 years ago
This teacher is making me miss Mr. Fogarty.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Again, I have to point out an analogy ā it is common in a chemistry lab course to use the compounds that you produced one week in making some different compounds the next week. This of course destroys what you did the previous week, even though you put a lot of work into it. Itās all just part of the process.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
he freaked out because of their policy
<<Museum Photography Policy
The museumās board of directors has recently adopted a new Regulation regarding photography in the museum:
āStill and video photography is permitted for private, noncommercial use only in the galleries housing the permanent collection.
The use of flash or other means of artificial lighting is prohibited.
Photography and filming are not permitted in the temporary exhibition galleries. The same restrictions apply to the photographing or filming of technical installations and equipment.
Special permits can be obtained for educational or research projects; requests should be made in writing>>
elvy almost 10 years ago
This arc is really getting tedious. Move it along, please.
lotsalaffs Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Itās just plain stupid.
dre7861 almost 10 years ago
Oh no, it sounds like Colonel Zebo is coming back. Can we please say adieu to Zebo forever and ever? Can we shred Zebo up and throw him in the trash like the Emo Kid? Anything, but please, please get rid of Zebo!
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
The guys pass; theyāre being creative. Lu is stuck following the rules. Fail.
ginal9 almost 10 years ago
Someone may have written this but I am guessing they will be assigned to take some of the shreds and rebuild their portraits in a collage style ā thus rebuilding themselves.That actually sounds like a cool art project, would have been nicer if the professor had explained that from the beginning though.
Tom44 almost 10 years ago
Seriously? A bell to end class? Dark ages and high school, man. And the teacher is completely off the wall. Pretty lame material.
shamino almost 10 years ago
And the lesson learned here?
When doing homework for Zebo, make copies of everything. And turn in the copies. Because heās going to destroy whatever you give him, for no reason other than to make a stupid point.
milady1 almost 10 years ago
What college or university has bells ringing to dismiss classes? I thought that ended in high school.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Or a paper macheā mask?
harkherp almost 10 years ago
Like dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the windā¦ā¦
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Maybe one-eyed Emo guy will replace Crystal, and not-too-bright Mr. Jock will replace Knute.
Pointspread almost 10 years ago
I liked Crystal & Knute, I hope they will return. Of course by now Knute might have settled into a career as a bathroom attendant.
yangeldf almost 10 years ago
paper mache, the highest of art forms
wiselad almost 10 years ago
the only major problem for me with Zebo is that he seems to be basically teaching ādonāt be like meā
ClarkSavageJr almost 10 years ago
Brdshtt . . . Can you tell me how to insert an image in a posting? Doesnāt seem to work the same way as inserting one in a forum post.TIA
flowergirl19 almost 10 years ago
So many comments are just plain mean. I donāt blame Evans for not reading the comments, he said he finds them distressing and I can see why. I for one enjoy his work everyday (as silly as it is sometimes) some days more than others. A major reason I like Luann comic strip is because it is often laugh out loud funny. Plus I love reading the comments.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
they still part of the class, GREG is just saving having to draw them, and set up Emo/Jock/Lue as the trio who will work together in this class, and there are āother triosā that we will not see (for Gregās convenience)
Pointspread almost 10 years ago
Good one! Iām just saying that he could be ācleaning upā!
Argythree almost 10 years ago
SPOILER ALERTā¦.-There are all kinds of signs pointing out directions, but sometimes people just donāt see themā¦
Comicman424 almost 10 years ago
Townsend Coleman is most well-known for the voice of āThe Tickā, and Jennifer Martin did the voice of āSara Bellumā from āThe Powerpuff Girlsā.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 10 years ago
Two days late, but I finally got to see the strip!*This is such a beautiful display of the charactersā characters.- Emo man emotes and will later regret his act.- Little girl obeys authority figure, only to later lose it in her room- Mr. Jock has the will but not the way.*If he has them each create real art out of those scraps, this will have been an amazing arrrrgh lesson.