Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 28, 2015

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Even wanting to abuse drugs is considered a problem. But by suspending him, Max Bacon will be cured!

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    bitsy twill  over 9 years ago

    Whoa, looks like Gil spent his hiatus from the strip growing a mullet.

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    Ravenswing  over 9 years ago

    Max not Goodthink. Max crimethink. Double plus ungood. Max not crimestop, Max be unperson..FREE LUMPY!

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 9 years ago

    Mr. Bacon. Mmmmm. Much better than Mr. Coffee. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio. . .

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    kdizzle  over 9 years ago

    Those shadow people behind the cabinet in P2 are creepy. Gil sure has a lot of stuff on his desk for a guy who does nothing.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 9 years ago

    Mr. Bacon must have some bucks too. He looks to be around 70 with his hot 19 year old trophy wife. Speaking of 19 year old trophies, there’s that baseball trophy again. Must be Gil’s first one.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 9 years ago

    I think the shadow people might be Max and Bobby in hoodies, Gil’s making them face the wall as punishment.

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    chiphilton  over 9 years ago

    Mr. Bacon: “OK, fine. I have a good friend who’s a doctor. He’ll be glad to write Max an Adderall prescription, and we can all be happy.”

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    chiphilton  over 9 years ago

    C’mon Gil, no parent has ever matched your level of concern — about anything.

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    doublepaw  over 9 years ago

    So how do they know it was aspirin?

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    Pappaw57  over 9 years ago

    … and would’ve deserved every penny

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    Mr Reality  over 9 years ago

    In all reality , Mr Bacon says " Look here Thorp , Max is a victim here due to your extended absence you allowed my son become an asprin addict. If you and your assistant were here to coach none of this would have happened .

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    Lukebunkin   over 9 years ago

    Unknown to Gil is that his Mimi supplied “blue pills” are actually grape jelly bellys she bought from Kaz, who is on the lamb! Seriously….on the lamb!

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    HooDaD  over 9 years ago

    Irony alert: Gil telling anyone how to parent when his own kids are missing/neglected/murdered/abused. Also, I’m confused: Is Max suspended or still in school?

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    jcogs1  over 9 years ago

    Thinking of A Few Good Men here oregano/marijuana to aspirin/adderal. Gil on the stand ‘You can’t handle the truth!’ Could this be the reason Kaz is in hiding? Feds have him stashed away to testify.

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    miffedmax  over 9 years ago

    In P2, Mr. Bacon’s hands and mouth continue to move after he has finished speaking. He used to star in Godzilla movies back in the ’70s.

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    bearwku82  over 9 years ago

    Astonished and concerned. Not a verb and adjective on the mind of a coach with a baseball bong on his desk.

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    twainreader  over 9 years ago

    C’mon Coach, I’ve been supplying my wife with Roofies for years. She gets compliant, you get a star point guard. Now aren’t you ashamed? By the way, what’s in the jar marked Shower Meds?

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    dputhoff  over 9 years ago

    Let me get this straight. In the Thorpverse, if I were driving, were pulled over by a cop, and I told him I drank two quarts of Bud when I actually drank two quarts of non-alcoholic beer (presuming I could tell the difference), and the blood alcohol test proved clean, I would still be arrested for DWI. The Goofymeter just went up to 11 on this strip.

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    Mopman  over 9 years ago

    Sigh, it’s not that complicated. Max was suspended from the basketball team, nothing to do with school. Gil does not have the power to suspend students from school. At least in the real world that would be true, but Gil is pretty powerful when he decides to make an appearance.

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    Mopman  over 9 years ago

    SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!I left out one crucial detail, actually entering today’s strip on the blog. Forgot to take my morning Placeberall. Today’s MUT is there now. It was worth the wait, I think.

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    TArbiter  over 9 years ago

    Balancing that baseball on your wrist in P2 is quite the bar trick, Mr. Bacon.

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    Mr Reality  over 9 years ago

    In all reality , come Monday Bobby will burst into Gil s office and apply for the Milford HS baseball scorekeeper and batboy job.

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    twainreader  over 9 years ago

    ToTo, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore! Dr. Demento help us!!!

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    tcar-1  over 9 years ago

    On my comment about the ‘family reunion’ the other day that was what I was alluding to. ‘They’ seem to me multiplying.

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    tcar-1  over 9 years ago

    Getting back to business………. has nobody else noticed that guy is giving Gil the bird in panel two!

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    kdizzle  over 9 years ago

    Thank you for your service

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