Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 10, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Things are going pretty well for you these days, Steph. Pastis: Quick... Knock three times on wood. Pig: Why? Pastis: Because if you say how well things are going and you don't knock on wood, you're inviting bad luck! Pig: You don't really believe that, do you, Steph? Pastis: You bet your @#@ I do! Now hurry up and find wood to knock on before-
knight1192a over 9 years ago
It is a superstition, but is it a superstition to be ignored? I don’t actually know. I’ve had instances where I’ve jokingly said their knock on wood instances, but didn’t do so and had bad luck follow. And I’ve had instances where I didn’t do so and had good luck follow. Instances where I did so and had good luck follow, and instances where I did so and bad luck followed. Which would suggest a superstition to be ignored. The irony is the instances where I didn’t do so and had bad luck and the instances where I did do so and had good luck follow actually out number their opposite. Coincidental and doesn’t prove a thing.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Lady Luck sure got Steph pretty badly.
WoodEye over 9 years ago
Oh good, it got him before the bad pun came out.
WaitingMan over 9 years ago
As Isaac Asimov said, more apropos of these modern times, “Knock plastic”.
arye uygur over 9 years ago
In Yiddish you must say “Kunna-horah” (spelling?) – It refers to the evil eye
Arianne over 9 years ago
Hey Steph – Break a leg! -There’s no bad luck, the toon’s just drawn that way. (@Bruno)
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Ksssshhhhh!Today’s Mother’s Day Special is Pastiscakes with maple syrup and sliced bananas. Don’t slip on the peels; that would be bad luck.You have to be really unlucky to get squashed by a falling piano while seated at your own desk, ehh, Cartoon-Boy?
wiselad over 9 years ago
glad it was not rat, he would have knocked Tiger woods 3 times
Bilan over 9 years ago
Don’t blame Pig. He’s just the piano knocker.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Timing is everything.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
LMAO!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
So does this mean someone else will be writing/drawing this strip?
PICTO over 9 years ago
I was told that believing in superstitions is bad luck…
alviebird over 9 years ago
Steve Cropper & Eddie Floyd / Knock On Wood
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Better to error on the side of caution…knock on wood !……Me thinks that this habit came from earlier times and was a way to check and see that the wood was good for building.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Forgot to say Happy Mother’s Day !
rshive over 9 years ago
Not fast enough, Pig!
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Hey Pastis, play us something off key. That should be easy.
Squoop over 9 years ago
You’re supposed to knock THREE times???? OMG no wonder….
hariseldon59 over 9 years ago
Something tells me that Rat is responsible for the falling piano. Or possibly Wile E. Coyote.
cgrantt57 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Something tells me that Stephan is fixing to “un-die.”
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
can you pull wood just in case?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 9 years ago
Pig shoulda knocked on Steph’s skull!
rajasetlur over 9 years ago
Just a plain KSSSSSSSH?? With 220 bones breaking and fifty odd strings snapping one would expect a philharmonic orchestra cracking and twanging. And Pig was so close in the previous panel – did the piano not hit because he did not believe in the belief?
A_NY_Outlaw over 9 years ago
it still counts Steph…
OldestandWisest over 9 years ago
Could have been worse, could have been a 15-ton weight!
tuna1 over 9 years ago
Why do I get the feeling Rat was at the other end of that piano?
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
i always knock on wood, or lacking any wood, i’ll knock on my head. i still do this even though i learned the origin of the superstition has to do with christ on the cross. did i say that i’m jewish?
finale over 9 years ago
PENNY!
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 9 years ago
When they pry him out from under the piano, he will have black and white keys in place of his teeth.
Steve_The_Beard over 9 years ago
You made me laugh out loud :-)
codedaddy over 9 years ago
Dang! – It was a perfectly good piano, too.
mjb515 over 9 years ago
That’s what you get putting yourself into Toontown, Steph.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
@firebrand1That’s the third time this month I’ve fallen for that!
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Pastis is lucky, though, he could have had a pile of lemmings (or crocs) fall on him……
phlash over 9 years ago
…and on that note……that really struck a chord……proving that if you don’t C#, you’ll B♭…
Number Three over 9 years ago
At least Stephan and Peter Griffin from Family Guy have something in common.
xxx
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Is that piano a Steinway or an Acme?
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 9 years ago
Too little too late.
the thing is- almost 4 years ago
poor piano.
AustinMains almost 4 years ago
well he did knock on wood
alantain over 1 year ago
Wood!?! Will MDF, plywood or particle board work? It has wood in it!