Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 15, 2015

“John, there’s this brothel running out of the Alpha Delta frat house that needs a bouncer …”

“You think he’ll listen?” Well, he’s not likely to interrupt.

Good thing Pascoe wasn’t a QB. They’d always have to snap on the silent count.

Nicely done, Bitsy. You beat me to it. And dammit, besides that, I got nothing.

Pascoe is huge — probably 6-8, 300 pounds. He was supposed to be a tremendous blocker. If it turns out he has one offer from some small college it will be ridiculous.

In all reality , looks like Poppa Boo and Clark Griswold bought their cars at the same dealership . P 3 , Look Mimi you idiot , Pascoe can hear just fine he just refuses to speak. Maybe if you showed up on a regular basis you ’d remeber storylines .

I don’t know about backhand. That looks like a closed fist to me. Either way, Boo’s about to be on the wrong side of a beating.

That highway sign is lame. Where’s Sign Man when we need him? Also, in P3, it looks like Gil took the baseball trophy off his desk at school and brought it home to clutter up the house. He probably expects Mimi to dust it, too.

P3- Gil’s hands are as big as ham hocks. Pascoe is a college level kid. And Pedro is an A1 Mixologist.

That freeway sign is a disgrace, it looks like it was made by a 6-year-old. I can’t believe the city won’t hire me!

For the old-timers out there, do those four buttons on that contraption on the dash remind anyone else of the buttons for your eight track players?

Pascoe’s first words: “Mmmm….juicy fruit….”

We all made the mistake of thinking that was Boo’s biological father, but it’s obviously her sugar daddy. Kind of creepy that her mom is in on the deal, but then again this is Milford, which makes Peyton Place look like a Shining City on a Hill.

Looks like it’s all downhill to Central City. Speaking of downhill, Mopped Up Thorp may be headed that way too.

Addison acts like her father has a desperate longing to call her “Boo,” and she needs to reassure him it’s all right.

Addy, Adderall.Goll-lee! Shazam! BStatWhiz and Baconator can duke it out for a new love interest.

Ellisburkes, Dad lives on Moonlight Bay. P-3 Mimi, who’s jacket is this, I found it under the bed?