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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 01, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: Let's try another approach...what do you do for a living? Eddie: I'm a lobstah-man. Woman: Ok...what does the us or...you know...them field guide say, dear? Man: He's most likely one of us, so it's ok for us to eat here. *BURP* Eddie: Theah's only one o' me. Flo: And I appreciate that maw than evah now, Eddie.
hsawlrae almost 10 years ago
āBURPā? He can surely do better than that.
Dtroutma almost 10 years ago
Itās the eddy around Eddieās burp that drove āem off.
phylum almost 10 years ago
thank you eddie for being one of usā¦I mean themā¦.I meanā¦oh ā¦I donāt know what I mean..thank you for not being mean..well you know what I meanā¦
dadoctah almost 10 years ago
Doesnāt the cafe have one of those signs that says āwe reserve the right to refuse service to anyoneā?.Or the tongue-in-cheek version that says āwe reserve the right to serve refuse to anyoneā?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
What a charming couple.
sarazan7 almost 10 years ago
Glad this oneās over.
tripwire45 almost 10 years ago
Unrealistic caricatures created by editorializing cartoonist to misrepresent real human beings are out the door.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Thanks, Millerā¦.
whiteheron almost 10 years ago
@hsawlrae.The burp is just a breath of airThat comes from the heart,But when it hits the lower tractIt then becomes a poot.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
the Burp scared the heck out of them, never hear, or ever did one.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
is that a gas mask on Paulie?
katzenbooks45 almost 10 years ago
Maybe they confused ālobstahmanā with, well, you knowā¦
Dour Scotsman almost 10 years ago
Love the gas mask on the Cat :)
Can't Sleep almost 10 years ago
Considering Capān Eddieās belch cleared the air and the diner, the next coffeeās on me.Must have been some burp. It sent the seagull flapping, and Pauly had to put on a gasmask.(I also like the exclamation point from Eddieās pipe!)
dabugger almost 10 years ago
Wow, peace at last. Yet wonders what the interloperās little book on āthemā says?
Rarely528 almost 10 years ago
Eddie isnāt āusā or āthemā but āhimā. āindividualismā trumps the gang mentality of bigots. Itās very challenging if you have to see someone from the group you hate as a real person and not just a gay, liberal, right winger, commie or whatever. Kind of puts a dent in the hatred. I guess those two werenāt up to the challenge of it.
Squoop almost 10 years ago
Love the seagull taking off, lol!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Thatās why they call on him when the foghorn breaks down.
johnschutt almost 10 years ago
What a lovely, tolerant individual you are.
You can only show tolerance when you disagree with someone else, but allow them to have their rights to differ with you. All else is that of yours and Wileyās ā totalitarianism.
ladamson1918 almost 10 years ago
They thought that a lobsterman was someone who ate lobsters, which would make Eddie one of the 1%. As far as the religious debate, itās been about profits, not prophets.
lindagommel almost 10 years ago
Wiley is lying, as liberals typically do. Memories Pizza, the bake shops, etc., did not refuse to serve gays in their places of business. They declined to serve gay weddings as a violation of their principles and faith. They have the right to that opinion and action. The Gay Mafia and the enabling media, including leftist comic strip artists, have decided that certain segments of society donāt have the right to their convictions. The Leftists and Gays are the intolerant, hateful people.
Gokie5 almost 10 years ago
Thanks to Puddlesplatt, NightShade and all the pointer-outers of the little touches like the gas mask (I was going to ask about that one), the seagull, and Eddieās pipe smoke. You help make us aware of amplifications of meaning (or words to that effect) we would not have otherwise noticed.And thanks to the people who put their own interpretations on who the bigots are. You helped illustrate Wileyās point.
gjsjr41 almost 10 years ago
I like the catās gas mask.
bsox almost 10 years ago
hope that is the last of this garbage..get back to writing funnies
Joy Sabl Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Thanks for this, deftly handled.
UniqeUsername almost 10 years ago
It would have been great if āTHEMā was Christians or Straight folks or something.
wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone almost 10 years ago
Glad itās over, but the truth is Millerās not the only bigoted cartoonist drawing today.
luvdafuneez almost 10 years ago
Ooooo, by the looks of things (gas mask, etc.), that wasnāt a burp. It was a āfurp.ā They can be quite odiferousā¦
Dr_Zinj almost 10 years ago
Yeah, but will she zero out Eddieās tab for it?
dflak almost 10 years ago
I like the way Wiley avoided the word, āBibleā or āKoranā or āTorahā or whatever and euphemized with āField Guide.ā Still leaves it wide open.
Well we donāt know if oral sex is a sin or not. Itās not covered in the field guide.
PhantomPlumber almost 10 years ago
The most amusing part of this story arc has been seeing how many people in the comments section have had their consciences pricked.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I hope they left a big tip.
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
This ending was appropriate, since so many of those commenting appeared to be full of gas! I predicted Eddieās parting shot three days ago. To quote myself: (Eddie is one of my favorite current comic strip characters but Iād be hard-pressed to put him into ANY category of āthemā since heās one of a kind!)
Ka`ÅnÅhi`ula`okahÅkÅ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Cat with a gas mask! (Donāt blame it!)Anyone know the catās name?
Dr.silly almost 10 years ago
For those who somehow think the characters portrayed in the strip this week were āunrealisticā and āover the topā caricatures, I offer you this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/30/pastor-homosexuality-death-worthy_n_7183158.html?utm_hp_ref=gay-voices
Varnes almost 10 years ago
I for one think this was one of the funniest story arcs in a long time. But it was an audience participation pieceā¦And Wiley purposely didnāt didnāt even name anybody, except bigots, yet look at all the flack he got! Oh, and dflac, thanks for pointing that outā¦.Ha! Field Manual..Wiley is so slyā¦ā¦Went right over my headā¦
Say What? Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I always like the punctuation marks coming out of Eddieās pipe. I think he just got an extension on his tab from Flo for his help.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
I guess what Iām trying to say is that this the best there is in both cartooning and social commentaryā¦.Iām stunned by Millerās talent and genius, as well as the idiocy of some of his readersā¦You knowā¦Themā¦..And Iām pretty sure heās laughing as hard as the rest of us areā¦ā¦.
Tonksquawk almost 10 years ago
Love the mask on the cat after the burp!!
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
@VarnesI had a quick little post for you yesterday@Dr.sillyDid you ever learn not to mistake Thomas Jefferson for James Madison, per my reply to your embarrassing mistake, yesterday?
Mickeylacey almost 10 years ago
Very cool comment on intolerance of all kindsā¦.was a generic overall cool idea!!!!
Rarely528 almost 10 years ago
Itās great the way Eddie just ignores these idiots and just continues acting naturally. The idiots canāt handle disinterest.
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
@Dr.sillyHere is your post from yesterday (your embarrassing mistake from yesterday):The phrase, āseparation of church and stateā comes from a guy named Thomas Jefferson. You may have heard of him. He wrote the Constitution.
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
Here is my reply to you: (and WHY nobody corrected your mistake in either yesterday or todayās comments saddens me)Erā¦ā¦no, he didnāt. Thomas Jefferson had as much to do with writing the Constitution as he did of writing the Magna Carta. He did write the first draft of that Declaration thingā¦ā¦..
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 10 years ago
One of you was all it took to dump those sorry losers. :)