Herman by Jim Unger for July 02, 2015

Let her speak with Smith and Wesson; they’ll convey the message.

“Do you have an account with us, sir?”

It will cost you $3.50 to rob this bank.

This is why the well-prepared bank robber puts his demands in writing.

Sheeesh ! Some days it’s chicken, and days like this, it’s feathers !

“Curses! Foiled again!”

this is how it seems in my world and that the teller’s power of observation and connection is the way of 80 to 90 percent of the people around me. totally self absorbed in their own little world and completely ignorant to the truth of what reality is presenting to them – i guess if it works for them??

I have a gub. Abt natural and hand over the mummy.

Years ago a young fellow tried to hold up a local bank, and the teller gave him a royal tongue-lashing. “Does your mother know what you are doing? You are an absolute disgrace. Pull up your pants.” and more of the same. He finally just turned around and walked out.

For a withdrawal of that size I’ll need to see two pieces of picture ID.

Herman Herman !!! cant you do anything right ???