Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 21, 2015

I think I may have just thrown up a bit.

I’ll bring the torches. You bring the pitchforks.

Blecchhh! Booo! I thought the 40 year old cultural references were limited to the posters on the comment section? That joke’s been done on Family Guy btw.

“People like to remind me of my movies, of course.” " Like “Deep Throat” and “Dora Does Dallas”? Dammit Marty, not those movies!

Welcome Back Carter? I guess Breck and Dory are gonna be a couple of the new Sweathogs.

I wish the two of them would end up as tackeling dummies….at least then we would have football!That would be cool!Rod & Todd

In all reality , I would like to issue a disclaimer stating that I have no input into the storyline, its content , production ,and finished product of the " reality " show to be known as Welcome Back Carter .

Ahhh…Dora’s greatest hits bring back fond memories to Moonpie sitting in a mostly empty, rundown moviehouse in Goshen watching a discounted Dora double feature with a pint of Dewars.

In all reality , Carter S Carter the nosey teacher snooping and prying into student and staff lives at Milford High .Will the fetish for hot soapy showers and clean shinney floors be exposed , tune in Wednesday nights at 9 .

I sure hope all of this doesn’t affect Gil’s shot at a state championship repeat, Tru’s recruiting decisions, Boo’s crazy lifestyle choices, or the Darwin boys chance to become really cool lineman. Surely there has to be some topical teen-oriented issue that hasn’t been broached yet.

If she has a production assistant named Horshack, I’m leaving…

Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from a crappy sitcom that got cancelled after 5 weeks!

Hey, I thought bad jokes and puns were MUT’s job. I think Whig-Ham is trying to put me out of business. You know, I actually did have a thought of maybe trying to put in a “Welcome Back Kotter” reference in a future strip when they’re in the classroom when this teacher story was first revealed. If it somehow worked out, have one of the kids act like Epstein or Washington or whoever Travolta’s character was. But now they ruined the originality of it!And speaking of ruining things, don’t ruin your day by forgetting to check out today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

Was Carter S. Carter related to Sgt. Carter from Gomer Pyle USMC?

Marty remembers those films specifically involving Ice and Stirring (not shaken).

I been thinking all along that MOP was really Neal Rubin. After today I think Whiz is Neal Rubin.

Oh well…….. here’s one for Marty:,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnW9QUHm97w

To beat Ellis to the punch: I’m sure the Darwin boys will evolve into outstanding linemen.

what a rip off…..been there done that. Can’t they ever come up with new ideas?

“To help build buzz for my return to Milford and the launching of my new reality show, Channel 48 will be showing a marathon of my fondly remembered sitcom ‘Room 4 Rent’. All 8 episodes! And I’m in almost half of them!”

Every once in a while there’s a strip like this that makes me smile just thinking about the comments section.

“Room 4 Rent” reminds me of the muffler I recently purchased at “Mufflers Four Less” because apparently “for” and “4” were taken. I personally would have gone with “fer”.

In all reality , Room for Rent was filmed at the No Tell Motel in Las Vegas and Carter S Carter , CC to her clients , was a hooker living at the motel who spied on the othrt wotking girls and crackheads frequenting it.