Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 20, 2015

Wow! Desperation breeds truth!

This is where the imagination kicks in.

Here, Here, Arlo.No I mean its the same here in my home.

I have no problem imagining my wife or her friends in the nude. Especially whey they wear suggestive clothing or their high beams are on. Remember the series when Robin gave Janis some of her clothing and Janis was showing it to Arlo and asked if her could imagine Robin in something skimpy? Arlo said “no.” Arlo lied.

Embrace the Internet, Arlo, embrace the Internet!

Plenty of other women out there, Arlo. Ditch this loser and go find one of them.

Seen one, you’ve seen them all, but some how that does not count.

For me, the naked and the nude(By lexicographers construedAs synonyms that should expressThe same deficiency of dressOr shelter) stand as wide apartAs love from lies, or truth from art.

Lovers without reproach will gazeOn bodies naked and ablaze;The Hippocratic eye will seeIn nakedness, anatomy;And naked shines the Goddess whenShe mounts her lion among men.

The nude are bold, the nude are slyTo hold each treasonable eye.While draping by a showman’s trickTheir dishabille in rhetoric,They grin a mock-religious grinOf scorn at those of naked skin.

The naked, therefore, who competeAgainst the nude may know defeat;Yet when they both together treadThe briary pastures of the dead,By Gorgons with long whips pursued,How naked go the sometimes nude!

From: Robert Graves; English poet

Bravo to Edgetoedge and Robert Graves. That’s a poem that cries out for illustration.

There’s the internet, Arlo.

Clothed, nekkid, nude – I like the missus just fine!

Did anyone here ever hear of too much information? Dear Heaven! Dear Mr. Johnson, there may be nothing wrong with your cartoon but it’s bringing out the worst in your readers. PLEASE close the door on the bedroom-bathroom stuff!

Naked means unprotected. (Football’s ‘naked bootleg’ play)Nude means unclothed. (Unclothed models, etc)

He’s worse than your dog or cat scratching at the bathroom door…

FosterGrantShouldn’t she be doe naked?

If that were my wife I would simply join her.

So what’s the difference between a nudist and a nakedist?

So what’s the difference between a nudist and a nakedist?

He’s lucky she does not bathe in the dark…

The only nude he ever sees in the flesh. However, his imagination can run wild as far as nudes.

Wow! What a sheltered life Arlo has led.

He didn’t say “ever seen”. He respects his wife, so he doesn’t look at naked women. He’s a decent fellow.

Not true!