Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 28, 2015

That’ll show Dory.

So Milford is a neighborhood in Hollywood, CA? Good to know..If it ISN’T, then no, Holly, you’re not. You’re an actress with a failing career crawling on your belly back to your piddly little home town pulling a reality show stint in desperation.

Are they in jail in P1 or is that Dora’s ghost of Christmas future?

Mimi pulls out the finger gun as Dora, showing off her acting chops, puts up her hands so Mimi won’t shoot in P2.

Mimi to Dora in P3: You dumb beeatch we’re in Milford, not Hollywood. And you’re about to become a dead woman! Now get those hands up higher.

They say the truly great actresses can break out an EES on a moment’s notice.

On second thought, Monday could become a very special episode of State Champion Coach Gil Thorp as Mimi, feeling sorry for Dora, hugs it out with her and they walk off hand in hand to the showers. Fade to black.

In all reality , " Do you know how hard it is to be a woman in Hollywood , MimI ? Your just a piece of flesh who has to do the most unthinkable perversions just to find work. I’m an aging has been competing against nubile 20 year olds. This was my last chance ."

“Well okay then Holly thanks for sharing , basketball starts next week , Bye ".

A woman in Hollywood with a musatche.

Aha, the secret is out. No, wait a minute, we already knew that. Our only hope is this is all on film.

So T.A.P. is the beneficiary of this breaking news True hatched. Instead of verifying data, T.A.P, T.A.P., T.A.P.-A-ROO ran with The Woman in Hollywood’s scoop. Unethical journalism, encroachment of privacy, unauthorized access to minors. Where is the Foley Law Firm?

“Just a gigalo, everywhere I go. Life goes on without me”

I’m a woman in Hollywood. Ya, and I’m a Pulitzer prize winning author.

I’m a woman in Hollywood. Oh, I didn’t know you were Mexican.

I’m a woman in Hollywood. Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.

OK Thorpies’ your turn

I guess that means you can be a bee itch with aplomb!

Opportunist? What the hell was in it for Holly to call some sports guy about True thinking small and West Coast? Was that supposed to help her career in some way? This makes no sense!

Ohh Ohh, Victim card about to be played!!!

“GILford- the TRUe Story” is one terrible show. If this is the best they can do than this show makes Honey Booboo look like high art. They might as well show lamps being built in shop class. Or pottery class making GIL mugs. We need some drama! A raging TruDad throttling Gil for screwing up the franchise! Gil screaming over and over while putting a wrestling move on TruDad " It’s STATE CHAMPION Thorp mother——-!"

Maybe Holly can get a bit part on “Duck Dynasty” in an episode where they all pray for her spiritual healing.

Well it ended up getting a plug for her show on TAP, which has the potential to drive upwards of 4 people to check out Welcome Back Carter. And speaking of potential, today’s Mopped Up Thorp shows some potential for more fireworks.

Actually Holly, you’re a skank on a reality show, filmed in MILFord….Big Difference!Everyone,

MI