Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 02, 2015

I thought “stupid” was Dory’s brand. “Tiny brain” was OK but “moron” is crossing the line?

What year did people migrate from Thayer and found New Thayer?

Anyone want to venture a guess that P3 tomorrow isn’t going to be “15 yards, personal foul, offense, 75 black” … ?

The championship games in Maryland begin Thursday. I wonder if the Mudlarks will limp to the finish before the Super Bowl.

I wonder if Mopman helped helped Rubin and Whigham with the dialogue in P3. It’s a bit snarky for them.

Looks like the cool lineman is about to lose his cool.

Doris… Now that the reality gig is swirling the drain, you can always revert to your “linemen are cool” public service campaign! Good first step would be to recruit some of your Kardashian friends into the cause!Lamar

In all reality ,Can I say stupid ? Sure you can just sound it out and remember stupid is as stupid does !

The climate in Milford even affects #51 of New Thayer, suffering from Melting Face. Not sure why a LB is over an OT, albeit, a cool lineman. 62 Stack Monster! 62 Stack Monster!

Gotta feeling Dory is going to do something when either A) The Mudlarks score what appears to be the game-winning touchdown or B) Dory ignores his blocking assignment and Jarrod or True (whomever is QBing) gets blasted and is out for the season.

Now if old number 51 there had admitted to slashing Boo’s tires at a really bad concert, then all heck would have broken loose.

Number 51……..Butkus??? ……… back off Dory before you get hurt bad!!!

Yep, tomorrow features a cheap shot by Dory that costs Milford the game. That’s 2 of their 4 games this season he blew or they’d be undefeated. On a side note, holy crap, that New Thayer kid is massive. Not fair for Dory to have to line up against J.J. Watt. And speaking of watt, watt do I have to do to get you to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp? I apologize. And I apologize for venturing into Ellisburkes’ territory. And with a poor attempt as well.

Sadly, having goofed his way through English class, Dory does not know the answer to that question.

Hey, Dory, the guy just asked a simple question. The least you could do is give him the courtesy of an answer.

When Dory draws that penalty tomorrow, a chorus of “HA-HA” should erupt from both the New Thayer and Milford players.

How do you spell moron? I’m writing my memoirs.

@MOP: maybe the “other” Darwin (you know, the one with his right hand on his left arm) can evolve into “COOLMAN”.Yes, COOLMAN, a high school kid who doesn’t act or say stupid things. COOLMAN, who, disguised as an offensive lineman, fights for…his own damn show!! to be called: “On the other hand”

@bearwku82- I thought that was ISIS

High School football season is over in Michigan already, but Milford appears to be going on and on and etc.