Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 23, 2015

What’s an elite rugby player doing in MILFORD? Doubt there are many top flight girls’ rugby teams there.

Hopefully we were wrong about Ms. Manly, I mean Hanley.

That player in p1 will now undergo the Milford concussion protocol, which consists of Mimi telling her she looks all right.

My question to you Mimi is how did you drag yourself away from Pedro long enough to show up for practice? And by the way, where was Ken hiding during football season. Hesheit would have been the coolest cool lineman of all.

In all reality , " ln answer to your question Coach Thorp , I’ m going to star in an Australian reality show being filmed here about my obvious Transgender issues and how a backward town’s high school and it’s coaches ,students and teachers deal with it . The shows being produced by Dory Darwin one the upcoming producers of reality shows." " Do you know when Boo and John Pascoe will be around , I want to get some feedback on their experiences ? "

In all reality , P 1 " Are you Ok, did your friend come to visit , want a Midol ?"

Of all the gym joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Well, this storyline should give us a basketball season of fun and snarkiness. To whichever holiday everyone celebrates (or chooses not to celebrate) this season, Have a good one and remember to tip your servers. And remember if you see Marty Moon at the local gin joint, make sure he has a designated driver….

Well, coach, I saw your posts on Ashley Madison about a 3 way. Since I’m only part way through my transition, I thought we could pull that off one on one.

Whoever predicted the coming Milford “stash” gets the Nostradamus award for P-3

Fun fact: the real-life Molly Kinsella from a few years back (the daughter of a huge Thorp fan) is an elite rugby player who plays on the U.S. team.

Well, I tapped a few keys and found last year’s announcement of a new girls high school all american rugby program. Then again, for all we know, Ken-Z might have an accent.

Wasn’t Terry “Shamrock shake” Gallagher also a rugby player trying out a new sport?

I can see what is going to happen-at every woman’s basketball game, Kenzy will flatten someone and we will have many a “OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENNY” moment.

Please note that by appearing today, Mimi has surpassed her appearances with the basketball team for the entire last season. It’s a Christmas miracle.

Nice discreet positioning in P1, hiding Ken-Z copping a feel.

In P2, she looks like Ivan Drago.