Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 21, 2016

And there’s a German whose full name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissen­haft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorg­faltig­keit­be­schutzen­vor­an­greifen­durch­ihr­raub­gierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolf­hundert­tausend­jah­res­voran­die­er­scheinen­von­der­erste­erde­mensch­der­raum­schiff­genacht­mit­tung­stein­und­sieben­iridium­elek­trisch­motors­ge­brauch­licht­als­sein­ur­sprung­von­kraft­ge­start­sein­lange­fahrt­hin­zwischen­stern­artig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nach­bar­schaft­der­stern­welche­ge­habt­be­wohn­bar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wo­hin­der­neue­rasse­von­ver­stand­ig­mensch­lich­keit­konnte­fort­pflanzen­und­sicher­freuen­an­lebens­lang­lich­freude­und­ru­he­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­an­greifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­ge­schopfs­von­hin­zwischen­stern­art­ig­raum (he’s on Wikipedia).

We also boast more Starbucks than the rest of the world. But that’s not as impressive.

But you can just call me “Bill”

Prince Philip-Jesus. Yeah, why not. If one, why not the other? god(s) really should use condoms.

Okaaaaaay……If the US has more pyramids than Egypt, how come I’ve never seen any? You’d think I’d at least find ONE.

Now we know why it took Picasso thirty minutes to sign a check!

@TEMPLO S.U.D.—Believe This, Or Don’t!! TEMPLO needed to soak his fingers in Epsom salts for a full hour after he typed Adolph’s full name!

It’s a good think Picasso didn’t sign his paintings. No one could have seen the picture.

Take that, Mr. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!

Most pyramids in the world are step pyramids. The Egyptian pyramids became notable when Egyptians started building smooth-sided pyramids. Also, the Egyptian pyramids were larger. The Great Pyramid was the world’s tallest man-made structure for over 3,000 years — longer than any other.

Hence Picasso just being popularly known as Picasso.

Picasso must have really hated filling out forms.

It’s just as believable as any other religion.

If Picasso had been in the U.S. Army, his dogtags would have read “Pablo NMI Picasso”. (NMI= No Middle Initial)