Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 03, 2016

Max brought his nostrils to the free throw line, but he forgot his nose.

If Mop has shined up the floor, Max should slide right off like, well, bacon out of a frying pan. Also what looks to be an impressive effort from Sign Man coming into view in P3.

Five Years Hence: Max Achin’ sits in his wheelchair parked near the ruins of the old Armory, peddling copies of his autobiography, with a sign saying “Will Sell Book For Adderall” …

“Would you go out with a scrawny guy in a wheelchair?”

Confused by the “instead” in P2. The implication is that driving through traffic and getting fouled is a example of NOT being under control.

OK so Chocolate Thunder Darryl Dawkins could shatter backboards with dunks, but never with a flying drop kick like Maxwell. Although it is a mini-backboard and basket

Why does Bacon wear one wristband? All the cool kids wear two. Ask Dory Darwin.

I hope Gil sends in Ken(zie) to play the muscle. It worked for Mimi.

Maxwell must have forgotten how to play basketball.

Gil shows up, but still no Kaz. Coaches Held Hostage: Day 102.

What is Clark Kent doing in Milford?

(the George Reeves version)

I bet someone’s watching. signed Nostradamus

In Milford, George Reeves still lives and Hi Karate is still the after shave of choice.

Someone called for a flash mob dance the other day and today Gil tells us Max is doing the Hustle. With all the suspense of this story line I bet it was Edgar Casey, the Sleeping Profit.

P. 3;THUD, BONK…..

Broken wrist for Max. I broke mine in a similar way when a guy undercut me as I was shooting a jump shot. Unfortunately, it was in a pickup game the night before homecoming. Coach was not pleased with me.

Gil, still dressed up from his job interview at Miami of Ohio in P1. And making a rare coaching appearance.

Is that Menzie hip checking Maxwell in P3. At least Maxwell’s shoe phone scored.

So ESPN has all these news conferences and info scrawls on the screen for signing day, where the top 300 are going, who flipped from one school to another, etc. Maybe I missed it, but I haven’t seen Tru(e) Standish come up yet. Anyone see his name so we know where he’s going?

This has nothing to do with the story line. It’s been raining here all week and I just happened to be listening to these guys on YouTube auto-play and it came up..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8qB_kqEURs&index=1&list=RDC8qB_kqEURs

Speaking of dance revivals, I wonder if Maxwell is trying to start a new “Freddie” craze in P3.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgJ-P_uOkC0

You know what would be cool???If Menzie jumped out of the stands, rushed the court and coldcocked the Oakwood guy into Thursday’s strip.

That would be cool.

@EB: or Bella Lagosi

Looks like it’s only available, and for a high price, at Vermont Country Store. But it’s Hai Karate, not Hi.