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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 13, 2016
Transcript:
TJ: I'm gonna write a sitcom called TJ and the Brad! Brad: makes sense. We're a laff riot. TJ: Well, I am. You need to be way funnier. The goal is 6 jokes per minute. Brad: ok. Why did the chicken- Tj: We start with a funny one minute scene that states a problem. Brad: I can do it in one second: you're an idiot. TJ: We bring in a subplot... Brad: Make mine a foot long meatball. TJ: The hero struggles comically. Brad: What's the difference between a "sub" and a "hero"? TJ: But never changes... Brad: True. You've worn that shirt forever. TJ: Ok, if you're not gonna take this seriously, forget it! Brad: Hey. I did my 6 jokes.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
well, at least you tried, T.J., to come up with a sit-com
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
âSituation Roomâ
âSketchy PeopleââWeâre Living In A Material WorldâŠâ (âȘ)âA Comedy Of ErrorsââEasy As Falling Off A DialogueââShow And TellââPrograms And ConsââFeeling A Bit Skit-ishââChanneling Your Energiesâ
âGiving Him StaticââRoom For Improv-mentâorâFodder Knows Bestâ
Argythree almost 9 years ago
I like it when Brad wins one of these little âconfrontationsâ with TJ. TJ is just so smug about how âsmartâ he is, compared to everyone else on the planetâŠ
blunebottle almost 9 years ago
Good. Well, thatâs the contractual obligation to have TJ appear in the strip over and done with for a while, again.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
Whoa! My computer just switched into Daylight Saving Time, and is telling me itâs 3:10 am. I better go switch my collection of battery powered clocksâŠ
Skylark almost 9 years ago
Not amused..However..a change from the who loves who (or is it whom?)
Kymberleigh almost 9 years ago
And I have another dumb question for which the answer is âwait and seeâ ⊠if Quill is going to be off doing Drama at Moony but apparently not seen (so we can quietly forget he existed) but The Fuse is still going to be presenting shows, does this mean old shovel to the face Manezon is going to show up again, or was her cameo with ZebĆ the end of her existence in the Luanniverse since Quill was her primary reason for turning up occasionally?
Mikeyj almost 9 years ago
Brad wore the same shirt for 25 years, who is HE to judge? :p
Pointspread almost 9 years ago
I think a Knute & Krystal sitcom would be better.
Mikeyj almost 9 years ago
Flash Gordon almost 9 years ago
Please get back to Gunther and Tiffany. Please have TJ go away forever.Thanks.
dlkrueger33 almost 9 years ago
I have yet to see TJ at The Fuse. Isnât he an owner?
Schrodinger's Dog almost 9 years ago
not the author of the book TJ is reading: âBets Shucantâ ⊠= Bets You Canât .Wonder if itâs also G.E. poking fun at those who believe they can write a comic strip better?
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well Brad, at least You were RIGHT about âGrin-Boyâ being an IDIOT.
Which makes Your continuing to ALLOW this Conniving Jackball to Hang Around, even MORE InexplicableâŠ.,
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
T.J. is the Eddie Haskel of today.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I really enjoy how much was communicated w TJâs eyes in these panels.
I canât believe no one pointed out the sandwich groaner that TJ wants to document their daily grind(er) as poor boys.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
TJ also partly financed the Fuse. Shannon actually got Frank and him to directly discuss it, if my recollection is correct.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I count five. âWeâre a law riotâ isnât a joke.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
By itself, without baggage, it is a funny joke.I can see what Puzz was saying, though. We all have some things that carry baggage and wound up really hurting us at some point. Of course, there is no way for others to know that. We all have such things and we all wind up at times inadvertently awakening pain in others, too. So, i think Puzzâs comments were not at all about you, Brd, but about the pain that recollection holds.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Boy, i am really typing in substitute words a lot today, arenât i? Paper was made at that time often from recycled cloth, not paper, and usually from linen, if memory serves.
I have mild dyslexia. It never bothered my reading because i had books published in England amd ones in the U.S. so i figured many words had multiple spelling, and reading was fun, so⊠If i am rushed, tired or a little sick (today) it kicks up worse. Luckily, besides being exasperating at times it can also be funny. One day decades ago when i had influenza Steve popped in during the middle of the day to check on me. Heâs a doting hubby, was then and is now. At the time i was having a long, hot soak to ease breathing and keep my body temp in a good range for fighting the virus. So when he called out asking how i was, i replied that i was in the tub, or more accurately i TRIED to reply with that. Instead it came out as, âIâm in the sink.â My second try was worse: âIâm in the toilet.â It was not until my third attempt that the right word came out.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
In the U.S., BTW, one of the pushes to improve literacy was connected to the cost for shopkeepers of having illustrations near cans or boxes to show their contents. Words were cheaper.
So, we have to wonder if Bernice will thank the plague if they go out to fulfill the expression (as one poster said, rather like glad rags) and buy her the mentioned âparty pantiesâ for the NYC trip.
We also have to wonder if the students depicted ever thank the plague and grocers when they open their texts.
Kymberleigh almost 9 years ago
That was incredibly offensive, Ralph.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Whew! Glad to see the waters calm again!
I find your reasons for abstaining mentions of politics to be wonderfully considerate, Bird!
Life sure does have its strange silver linings to be grateful about, Jay! I am also glad i do not invert that way.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
If anyone gets confused by Brdâs note to me, that is only because i removed the post. All is well!
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
I am guessing that âTJ and the Bradâ is a parody take-off of the TV series B.J. and the Bear, which featured a pretty-boy truck driver (=TJ)and his pet chimpanzee (=Brad). Not distinguished as high art, but it did last three seasonsâŠ.But I donât want to accused of taking TJ seriously!
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ok, i have a question for those here with longer recollections about the characters. People often refer to TJ as a con man, but i do not recall anything that indicated that he really has been one, just some people wondering about his truck. So, that mght only be people assuming the worst.
There are two reasons i ask. The first is because his investment and the Fuse itself could be at risk if there is anything to it, maybe even if there isnât but suspicion arises.
The second reason is that for at least a decade there has been a fable in tv and movies of the con man with a heart. It replaced the gun slinger with a heart fable, i think. Of course, anyone hurt by a con man feels differently, as did my hubbyâs grandma about gunslingers. As a young child she was lucky to escape bullets shot through their front door by Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid who made most of their income with protection rackets imposed on those who could not defend themselves.
So, i was wondering if they ever played into that fable with him, or if only peopleâs suspicions voiced in the comments section were so definite. Anyone know?
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Thanks for answering my question, Puzz!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 9 years ago
Brad did a good job.
Meowmocha almost 9 years ago
Comedy is lost on TJ today.
Kymberleigh almost 9 years ago
Last TJ appearance before today was on January 23, right before the âGunther thinks he wants Berniceâ story arc started:
The firefighter meal scam ran over eight year ago, starting on September 24, 2007. Here are the key strips from that story arc:
Youâre welcome.
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
Thank you very much! â Iâm sure your neighbor was very glad for your kind assistance! My wife and I can relate to the situation in a sort of connected way, in that we had a rear tire blow out a while back, (nail, glass, mysterious something or other), as we left a store parking lot, with a smoking hub trying to make it back to our place! Fortunately, we were only a minute away, a couple of blocks from our house. Gives me pause, though, whenever weâre out and about, in being mindful when it comes to whatâs in/on the street, and when it comes to the potholesâŠespecially if weâre getting on the interstate!
Kymberleigh almost 9 years ago
I guess Jay and I were both looking up strips at the same time. At least we only duplicated one.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Glad all are safe now, Brd. You folks are salt of the earth.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
-SPOILER ALERT, MEANWHILE
No, Gunther, tell us what you thinkâŠ
JastMe almost 9 years ago
Iâm guessing youâre from the US. The staff (including reporters) at BBC and Al Jazeera are just as human as the staff at any of your American media. So they also report based on their biases. Years ago an investigative reporter in the Chicago area (if I remember correctly) covered a case that seemed simple â a policeman was shot by a known bad guy. Later an informant told the reporter some information that also fit the facts â but showed the âbad guyâ wasnât the bad guy. Same facts, different bias/viewpoint completely changed the case around. I couldnât find the reporterâs original short squib about it â but hereâs an article after he viewed the case with a different mindset: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1976/08/22/page/1/article/4-years-in-jail-and-innocent/index.html