Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 25, 2016

Sorry Maxwell, you’ve just been dumped for fist-pump guy.

Nothing to comment on in P2…..P3 – Kenzie is fist pump guy? The girl behind her is praying this story ends soon. And of course a random pointing hand.

42-35? Pretty low-scoring game. Must be because of Kenzie’s defense?

I guess if she had missed it would have been, “Kenzie Hanley, you’re no basketball player.”

So Kenzie subbed for Andrea because she was in foul trouble and Mimi never thought to put her back in? Sure, THAT makes sense.

Girls sports are all about hugs and camaraderie, so a girl like Kenzie who’s athletic and competitive can quickly play at the highest level, despite having no experience. Apparently.

Menzie’s so hot the net burst into flames in P1.

Leisl love Menzie long time in P2. Fist Pump Girl in background approves. Could be trouble in paradise for Maxwell. Or maybe he can make this a threesome in the pending shower scene.

Menzie seems excited by the bus seat telling her that she’s a basketball player in P3. The players are amused by the Fickle Finger of Fate pointing out that Mimi’s fly is down.

In all reality, P 3 Kenzie throws up her arms in àlarm as I step in front of the bus

STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID!

I’m glad they wrapped this up pretty quickly. On to Gil’s quest for a baseball championship. I’m hoping Moondog discovers “foreign objects” in the aluminum bats, and gets Kaz to flip on Gil and spill it all on a live feed on ESPN. Kaz is pissed that Gil docked his pay after checking his time card to see the last time he actually worked. Kaz is strapped and ready, and looking for some booster, a Mr. HooDad.

Perhaps Neal did read our comments (SWISH). After a victory shower with Coach Mimi, on to The Bucket for sliders and Malteds.

Kenzie so excited she’s just snapped Liesl’s spine in P2. Sort of like when that Spartan player got injured in the dog pile during the Michigan game. On with with paralyzation.

Let’s see…5 points underhand with no one guarding you and all day to concentrate, and 3 buckets from the floor make you a player. K immediately shows her ego and demands to start. Please note her rebellious “Hands Up, I wont shoot” tantrum.

Wow, look at the other social protests in today’s strip!P-1 a thinly veiled swipe at gay men, P-2 Women power fist salute, P-3 Not only the hands up gesture but she’s sitting in the front of the bus. How angry are R & W?

Did Milford field a boys team this year? Or, is the former gridiron state champion coach on sabbatical for the winter months?

@chiphilton: no jokes about “Huskie” women.

Ah yes, of course, it’s not like if someone had horrible touch shooting free throws the normal way they would ALSO have a poor touch shooting underhanded. Of course not, you don’t even have to practice it. That’s why so many big men in the NBA who struggle switch to underhand style. And speaking of speaking sarcastically, there may be a little sarcasm in today’s Mopped Up Thorp. Or maybe not, I don’t remember, I did finish it over 4 minutes ago.

CJ……… you want to tell him?

Yes, one point. It’s a free throw.

No, it’s pointless