Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2016
March 19, 2016
March 21, 2016
Transcript:
Bob: Dis saddest day of my life, Bob. Burt: Me saddest too, Burt. Bob: And me do nuthin wrong. Burt: Me do nuthin wrong neither. Bob: And now we res lose freedom. Burt: We res got no freedom! Zebra: I should have gotten bars on my windows years ago. Bob: Me want lawyer! Me want lawyer!
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Zebra, at least give them bread and water.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Zebra should have built a picket fence around the idiots’ house — they’d have starved to death while trying to find a way out.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Can Bob and Burt even afford a lawyer?
LuvThemPluggers almost 9 years ago
Where’s Rat? I think he’s a lawyer on the side.
blunebottle almost 9 years ago
Oh, darn! Here I thought they had been taken to the zoo!
PICTO almost 9 years ago
Best idea yet…bar none.
grampianlothian almost 9 years ago
One of the very best this year so far. Other best ones i think were Wiseass and the Guard duck ones with the toillets.
Kristiaan almost 9 years ago
Haha, love it.
jerylkohjx348 almost 9 years ago
Probably the most hilarious Sunday strip of the year so far. Feel bad for the crocs however…
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
The Crocs now need a cake with tools inside of it, so they can get through the bars to get to the Freedom !
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
don’t see Zebra very often anymore
Chad Cheetah almost 9 years ago
YAY, Zebra and the Crocs! We don’t see them nearly as much as I’d like to. Replace the “Nancy and the grandparents” storyline with a cros one, please.
jessegooddoggy almost 9 years ago
YES!! MORE Crocs and Zeebas, less stoopid human characters!
nickword almost 9 years ago
Put ’em in solitary!
windfinder almost 9 years ago
CROC LIVES MATTER!!!!
Joken' almost 9 years ago
They’re barred for life
Ermine Notyours almost 9 years ago
The crocs are in jail, but it’s Zebra wearing stripes.
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Better yet, build a wall around your house and make the crocs pay for it.
Indycar almost 9 years ago
It’s been a while since the crocs tried to eat the zebra.
Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 9 years ago
CROCS!!!
John Falstaff almost 9 years ago
No ees fare! Bars keep croks from zeeba!
A_NY_Outlaw almost 9 years ago
reminds me of when the crocs unsuccessfully sued zebra for not being their food. lovable losers.
ursamaj almost 9 years ago
Better call Saul…or better yet, Stephan Pastis, attorney-at-law.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
like douglas adams, where wonko the sane puts the rest of the world into 1 big insane asylum
Tim Gaffney almost 9 years ago
Fox Trot comic mentioned Pearls today.
Sheila Hardie almost 9 years ago
YAY CROCS
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Way to go, Zebra!
xxx
Wilde Bill almost 9 years ago
Where Larry? Mebbe he halp us.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Bob and Burt could give Larry a serious run for his money in the Dumbest Croc of the Year annual contest! Brilliant idea on Zeeba Neighba’s part, though!Just keep lawyers out of it, Cartoon-Boy; we want a nice, clean, family strip….
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
Someone will come along to declare how poorly treated the crocs are. Then they’ll be shocked their actions resulted in Zebra’s death.
Jayred the Player about 7 years ago
lololololololololololololololololololololololololol