Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 28, 2016

It doesn’t get much better than this. Better being defined as, but not limited to,……..

The table is the real zinger.

He’s not just marrying a lawyer, but also a blonde!

Watch out for the loop hole! There’s bound to be one.

That the EXIT door is so close at hand – nice touch.

So much for being a virgin bride…she got to see his briefs before the ceremony.

“I sue”

Lawyers shouldn´t be allowed to breed, or should that be no one is allowed to breed a lawyer.

Sure, make fun of the lawyers, until you need one. Then you’ll sing a different song. I am not a lawyer and how dare you even think such a dastardly thought?

Hey! Be excellent to each other. If you don’t think they’re funny, that’s fine. But you don’t have to disparage them…

When I got married the first time, my ‘best man’ secretly put white tape on the soles of my shoes, so that when I knelt at the altar, they’d spell help – plainly visible to to majority of the congregation…

Ironically, the ) part of the *p*had fallen off, so it read hell!A definite foreshadowing of my marital future.

You must be a “lawyer.”

.Let’s hope they divorce before they breed, assuming they aren’t getting married because they’ve already bred.

First of all, Dogsniff is usually pretty darn funny, so say I!…..But Bruno, I usually admire your skill at commentary, but you really should have gone with a BOY named Sue on that one, you know, just for style points……..From one wise guy to another….

By the time the ink is dry on the nuptial agreement it will be time for Divorce Court where the litigants can square off to divide and conquer all that wedded bliss brought them

Surely sharks are involved somewhere in this discourse?

“… Until appeal to a higher court do you part.”

During my Mother’s years long health problems and my dealing with doctors, I came to despise doctors like other people despise lawyers.

@robert daigneault

Sir or Madam:

Your personal attacks on other contributors only reinforces the opinion, of many, that you mask your inability to express an intelligent comment, by degrading the wit of others.

If you can’t play nice in the sandbox, then get out.

No one is forcing you to be here

Gotta go. Sue ya!

Instead of Bridesmaids and Groomsmen, they had a Jury.

Actually, I saw this happen at a Jewish wedding many years ago. There was a binding contract that was signed along with the wedding vows that made sure that the groom received nothing from the bride’s property if he divorced her. Knowing the guy, it was kinda prudent actually…