Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 31, 2016

Must….resist….P3…..inappropriate comments….

This “rugby chicks” trope is getting old. Pretty sure playing rugby doesn’t automatically increase one’s pain threshold in the event they actually break a jaw or lose a tooth.

OMFG, P3. Underage chick getting off on a basketball, in family newspapers?

Hate to go back to yesterday for a second, but I have 5 words that were missed in the comments. IT IS WHAT IT IS.

Menzie finally gets the wrong end of the old elbow. Pretty good shot, too seeing that it knocked loose the last of her Lee Press On Nails that she wore when her and Bacon were still together. Good times.

Mimi wants Gil to know she’s now #1 in P2. And that trainer is getting a little handsy there. Rugby chics are good at beat downs, too you know.

So now we know what happens when 2 basketball players start dating. A bouncing baby basketball.

In all reality , Are you okay , look Pops I wear #51 in honor of Dick Butkus the toughest NFL player ever. You think that love tap I got is going to bother me ?

In all reality, after sinking 2 free throws Kenzie turns toward the Parkland crowd and makes an obscene gesture with the basketball and gets a technical

Parkland runs “The Picket Fence” and Milford gets caught watching the paint dry.

A conflicted sorta boyfriend, semi pervy boyz coach and a 6 ft girlfriend who struggles at the line! Somehow all this has morphed into a seemingly year long story arc.Hard to make up!!!Fox Network

P1…looks like Alfred E. Neuman with a wig throwing the elbow..

At this point it time I cannot elaborate on panel three. I have no comment. Perhaps at the end of the day a statement will be prepared and presented.

To quote ‘EB’……… I apologize..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3y0zh-3VJg

All from a single article on Lakers’ videotaping controversy:Nick Young: “What happened is what happened.”Kobe: “Everybody makes mistakes.” Kobe again: “Adversity is always tough.”Byron Scott: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

It just dawned on me when I read the color version that she is wearing number 51. She’s Butkus’s daughter and that’s why she’s so tough.

Oh, and can someone please enroll Menzie in an English class? That sentence in P2 is atrocious.

Finally, this story-line is crowning