Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 29, 2016

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 8 years ago

    The job of being MOM has no expiration date. Well, not until you expire.

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    Steven Wright  over 8 years ago

    Reading this one in conjunction with yesterday’s I would definitely say that the two of them were definitely having fun. Guess Arlo’s genes didn’t skip a generation.

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    carlosrivers  over 8 years ago

    …somebody’s gonna get a backrub

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    Brian Fink  over 8 years ago

    …or a visit from Gene while she’s soaking in the tub.

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    doublepaw  over 8 years ago

    They must live in the far south planting squash in March.

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    I think Gene got distracted for a second in panel 3….

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    gypsylobo  over 8 years ago

    so glad we’re back to some sort of story line

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    gmorse76  over 8 years ago

    Why is Gene’s hair suddenly blond?

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    Michelle Johnson  over 8 years ago

    He’s been in the sun so long it’s bleached it out?

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 8 years ago

    80 squash plants?I would hope that they know someone who is goingto need about a half a ton of squash in the fall. 8^)

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    Sportymonk  over 8 years ago

    Well, we will see what crops arrive later this year. I suspect Jean was repeating the questions as figured out yesterday as he and Mary Lou were doing more than just squash. How does “Granny Janis” sound?

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    awdunn2484  over 8 years ago

    I miss Meg and her chickens. I had some chicks hatch out about the same time she got her chicks and they have been laying eggs for a long time. Hope the neighbor’s dog did not get into the coop and kill them. I have had that problem as well as foxes and other varmints.<><me

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    Doctor_McCoy  over 8 years ago

    Who wears short shorts?

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Did the colorist get their hair color mixed up? I thought Gene had the brown and his wife the blond…

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    We had three new squash a day from our single plant last summer. Eighty plants would be a large roadside farmstand’s worth!

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Unfortunately the colorist has mistakenly colored Gene’s hair like Arlo’s. It should, of course, be brown. Mary Lou’s hair color has had different renditions and with the help of the local CVS, could be darn near any color she wants. I guess technically Gene’s hair could be too… but he doesn’t seem the sort of fellow to color or bleach his hair. As for sunscreen, I actually do sincerely hope they are covered. Sunburn is no fun.

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    candomarty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    This strip is beginning to be too hard to figure out. I think the Delphic Oracle would have been more comprehensible.

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    Alphaomega  over 8 years ago

    @Susan Schroeder

    So why don’t you post a few.pics of what you consider to be “sexy poses”,and us weirdo males will critique them for you!I promise I won’t say yuck!

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It looks as though Gene has inherited his Dad’s luck when it comes to a wife who will probably be super sexy until the day she dies.And maybe even after that…

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  over 8 years ago

    @Ron

    “sexy until the day she dies.And maybe even after that”.Let’s not go there please.I knew of a couple of killers who thought like that, unbothered by what the shotgun had done to the object of their desire’s

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    buzzkillington  over 8 years ago

    I think the joke here is that she got her bum sun burnt whilst they were doing the nasty – guess she likes to be on top!

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    rfeinberg  over 8 years ago

    Don’t get it…. and not liking the typed lettering this week!

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