Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 19, 2024

Politics the real old fashioned way, when a stump speech was actually give while standing on a stump.

*marijuanizing.

At least he’s not dead again.

Tequila for president 2024!! <3 <3

I second Tequila Coma for president!!

Ripley / Hicks 2024“It’s the only way to be sure.”

(If you know, you know.)

Wish a libertarian candidate had a chance

I’m sure we’ve all had a little too much tequila and woke up 14 months later.

Babies’ bottoms aren’t always clean.

If we could just get rid of the stupidicizing I would be happy.

Bill not doing anything scandalous because of a coma reminds me of when Saturday Night Live did “Jeopardy” Parodies, and in one, the only Contestant without a negative score was because his buzzer didn’t work… ☺

Tequila has been known to make people pass out in the gutter

“Clean as a baby’s behind” describes any surface I would not eat off.

No cannabis, but a tequila coma? By the bizarre standards of American politics, he’s good to go.

But has he been indicted?

Bill is the ideal candidate. Too drunk to do anything.

I’ve been in a Tequila coma before…..