Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 18, 2024

That’ll pass.

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

It isn’t overly orderly, if some of the fundamental constants had slightly different values, like G the universal gravitational constant, the universe would not exist.

My own theory is a force greater than us smashed two atoms together then just walked away leaving everything to chance.

Is it, though?

God was playing with dice.

In the multiverse of everything possible, we had to turn up somewhere. This is that one.

If God had to explain it all to you, you wouldn’t understand.

I defy anyone to look around and say “yep. Intelligent design.”

Dang it! There’re too many orderlies in this ward!

Welcome to the insane asylum.

There’s more chaos than order, entropy rules

“All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.”

You can’t prove there is a god, and you can’t prove there isn’t.

That’s what you get for studying physics. No biologist would call the universe orderly.

It started with one little accident. Which just got worse and worse. Until we arrived at the current mess.

He should have pondered that in the dandelion patch.