Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 13, 2016

What A Great! idea! It would truly amazing if the drunks got out!

Welcome to the rat race.

Could get VERY messy once the alcohol finished processing.

I had to check, there is a way!

Wouldn’t that be more of an “a-bar-in maze”?

What’s the problem??

… a “maze” bar … oh, I get it …

No bars, but I’ve been to a few restaurants that partitioned off sections fairly much like a maze.

Amazing Bar 2.0 – the walls shift every so often.

ObSteveMartinMovieReference (from “The Man with Two Brains”): “Man, your sobriety tests are hard!”

I have seen times that a straight line seemed too difficult to walk. But to make it more difficult, I did it slalom style.

I love corny humor.

Hmmm. Doesn’t seem to be a way to get to the bar from where they’re standing. How did that guy sitting at the bar get there? Eh….I’ll just climb over the walls.

Ouch. Leave the awful puns to PEARLS. ; )

Should have used this as a criteria for participating in the Republican primaries.

Labyrinth! Now that is one way to possibly cutting down on drinking for some(??). But just how long will someone be in business. Can just see the poor patron with just way too much trying to get home. So high he takes all night to just get the hell out of there. So much for mis understanding. English language really sometimes makes things difficult….

Cube city was much nicer after the techs rearranged the walls. Managment still hasn’t found the bar.

who moved my cheese

Wisconsin has a statute against this, er, as a fire hazard. Escape to Wisconsin where we obviously want you to drink and drive. Our game, who can get the most driving while impaired tickets AND never-never do anything to hurt tourism.

Not so amazing – the rats will win again….

Location. Location. Location.

I wonder if the bartender’s name is Algernon.

Reminds me of a trip I took to the Pentagon once.

Night-Gaunt, au contraire mon frere…Slang is the greatest form of creativity in our English Language…English is the most beautiful and flexible language in the world…Slang, although sometimes just comical, many times actually describes things more accurately, or at least more honestly. And it’s always more fun….Where would the coolest songs be with out slang?….What would we do without the word cool? It was once slang from the beats, now we can’t describe anything really nice with out using it…