Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 31, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    He could’ve at least thrown them a couple of life jackets.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    On the other hand, Rat and Pig don’t have to survive for 40 days on a boat with every carnivore in the world.

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    What good is it to be holier-than-thou if you can’t rub their faces in it?

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    Woah, what that Noah guy said was true? Better build myself an ark!

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    How fast is that ark moving? And who knew that Noah enjoyed water-skiing?How long can you guys swim and float, Rat and Pig?

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    juicebruce  over 8 years ago

    I have the old Bill Crosby “Noah” going in my mind. "How long can you tread water ? "…………

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    AtariDragon  over 8 years ago

    That’s not Noah, it’s Kevin Costner.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Unfortunately, the only way to move the water from the seas to inland fresh water reserves is by warming the seas, and that will probably result in a new ice age in ten or fifteen thousand years.See ya! Wouldn’t want to be ya!

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    Thomas R. Williams  over 8 years ago

    Smell ya later!

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    jessegooddoggy  over 8 years ago

    LOVE Ricky Gervais’s take on the book of Noah from his childhood. YouTube if you have never seen it – makes me laugh so loud my dog starts howling!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The Ark myth was borrowed from the Sumerians. Ziusudra is the Sumerian Noah.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    That ark looks pretty empty…so who’s steering the ark if noah’s water-skiing? his dog?

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    If this happens, the price of waterfront properties will go down.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Forget Rat. SAVE THE BACON!!!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 8 years ago

    For the ark to travel that fast, it must be pulled by the Lock Ness Monster.

    Just read The Rocks Don’t Lie recently, which gives the history of various cultural flood myths. The book answers a lot of questions raised by posters here over the past two days. Forget Bill Nye, I would have liked to see Ken Ham debate the author of this book.

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    Max Starman Jones  over 8 years ago

    I always liked the fact that the protagonist of the Aztec flood story was also named “Noah.”

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    Ginny Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Loved the ark story when I was a child, but then I put away childish things…..

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    Never knew Noah was such a jerk! I can understand wanting to leave Rat behind but Pig?

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    jancyclops  over 8 years ago

    Noah? Didn’t he marry Elsie Tanner?

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    einarbt  over 8 years ago

    At least the crocs are going to be okay.

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    Mr.doom  over 8 years ago

    Wow! God created Global Warming. Good thing there was no New York city to flood.

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    DEEZ NUTS  over 3 years ago

    What do you know, and PBS arc with an ark

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