Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 19, 2010
Transcript:
Ben Quayle: What if he takes my words out of contact, Pop? Dan Quayle: Just leave everything to me, son! Ben: Okay, Pop! Dan: Matt! How's it going, guy? Mark: Our old pal Dan Quayle is bak with us, this time joined by son Ben, fresh off the GOP primary trail! So, Mr. Vice President - how would you appraise Ben's political debut? Dan: Well, let's just say the apple didn't fall on the tree! 'Nuff said! Not really. I could go on. Rough going, though, wasn't it, Ben? Especially denying and then admitting your past as a blogger for a raunchy website? Ben: There was some downfall, yes... Dan: I think you mean "downside," don't you, son? Words matter. Mark: Well, yes, they do. Ben, do you kind of resent having to prove a having to prove a negative - that you're not the lightweight people might assume from your name? Ben: My name? Ben? Dan: That's a big-boy question, son - I'll handle it!
Sillstaw over 14 years ago
Oh, Ben Quayle. Mr. âBarack Obama. Is the WORST. President. In history.â Kind of an odd stance from the son of âI didnât live in this centuryâ Quayle.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Hunting Qualye without a poetic license is against the journalist law!!!! oh, wait, thatâs poetical liceness.
StrangeTikiGod over 14 years ago
Like shooting fish in a barrel with the QuaylesâŚ
Basqueian over 14 years ago
What is it with the GOP and that kind of featherbrained pol? Quayle, Shrub, Palin, they all seem like theyâre a few feathers shy of a pillow, donât they?
MiepR over 14 years ago
Maybe Ben will hook up with one of the Palin daughters. It could be, like a dynasty & stuff.
MiepR over 14 years ago
I especially like the way that the feathers look like, oh, I dunno; snails or something in the second panel.
And some kind of odd flying ordnance in the fifth.
Ravenswing over 14 years ago
The funny thing is that if a Democratic polâs dumb as a rock, no one particularly defends him.
If a Republican polâs dumb as a rock, the right wing lunkheads leap up and down and scream âFamily values!â at the top of their lungs.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Dan was fun, but every VP is fun, with the possible exception of Spirro and Dick. To think the current one still has 26 mouths, er months to go.
Sandfan over 14 years ago
Not to defend Quayle [he truly was a lightweight], but weâve all demonstrated a less than stellar command of the language at times. Iâd sure hate to have a microphone shoved in my face every time I opened my mouth.
Nebulous Premium Member over 14 years ago
Not to defend politicians, sandfan, but itâs their job to have a microphone shoved in their face every time they open their mouth. If they canât handle that, then they need to go out and get a REAL job, instead of collecting their Welfare checks.
joefish25 over 14 years ago
Old joke redux. Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying? A: His (Her) lips are moving. Enjoy the election process, kids!
peter0423 over 14 years ago
Lewreader, how can you say that Spiro Agnew was no fun? His way with words made him the comic (or something) relief of the Nixon administration. Who could forget âpusillanimous pussyfootersâ? Or ânattering nabobs of negativismâ?
peter0423 over 14 years ago
I donât doubt Agnew used a speechwriter to come up with those things â I was impressed that he could deliver them. With obvious relish, too. :)
BudLyte over 14 years ago
Who do you suppose Bush paid to come up with all his gems.
willettd over 14 years ago
If Biden were a Republican, with the number of gaffs heâs made GT and comedians would chew him up and spit him out.
Plus the plagiarism would be constantly brought up.
sidl over 14 years ago
Besides attacking Murphy Brown as his claim to fame in protecting the United States, what else did he do? Oh thatâs right, . .NOTHING! Rather than trot out the Quayle comedians GT simply has to look to our current crop of idiots, the Palins as they dance their way into our living rooms while keeping us safe from the Russians (watching them from the back porch). Stupidity is not held to time, there is always a prime example available.
charles swartout Premium Member over 14 years ago
PLease donât forget some of those from the left. Biden, Reid & Pelosi. They all have had some less then brillant comments.
montessoriteacher over 14 years ago
Itâs not JUST that Quayle screwed up his words on a regular basis. His actions were also extremely bizarre. At the same time, we are all only human, but some of us are a bit more capable than others in the word department.
cdhaley over 14 years ago
In reviving the old disparagement of Republicans as intellectual lightweights, GT does seem to be trying to deflect criticism of the presidentâs policies by reminding us of Obamaâs mental superiority. (Yes, I know this is what stebon/nobets is forever reiterating.)
Instead of pretending Obamaâs opponents are straw (or feather) men, GT ought to look at the âbitternessâ that Obama deplored in 2008 and that Trudeau himself has satirized. Christine OâDonnell isnât reducible to a Palin dollâ-although OâDonnell admits sheâs dabbled in witchcraft. See Maureen Dowdâs piece about Obamaâs haplessness vis-a-vis the Tea Partiers:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/19/opinion/19dowd.html?hp
Ps. Do any of you remember this joke by (I think) Dick Gregory?
âWhy did Dan Quayle flunk his physical exam?â
âBecause when he saw the question, âAny handicaps?â he wrote down âfour strokes.ââ
cbedda over 14 years ago
why is it no one picked up that it Mark - Not Matt. Also why hasnât GT gone after the Bell politicians. They make Tammany Hall look like pikers. A microcosm of the bigger picture he normally goes after.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
In case everyoneâs forgotten, the white feather was an old symbol of cowardice which Trudeau originally trotted out to represent Quayle for avoiding service in Vietnam. The hypocrisy of this is obvious when you consider the many thousands of Lefties who did exactly the same (many of them still growing weed and selling leather goods in the nooks and crannies of British Columbia).
And there is no excuse to recycle the same symbol for Ben Quayle. Thatâs just unjust.
Yes, Dan Quayle was a lightweight; in fact, he was an embarrassment to the GOP and the nation since he was selected just to have a youthful face on the ticket. I donât know enough about Ben Quayle to have an opinion yet, but I sure wonât be forming one based on a slanted cartoon.
(BTW, I do not condemn anyone who avoided the draft which was immoral. A free country doesnât have to enslave its citizens to protect itself.)
cdhaley over 14 years ago
@pschearer
A free country doesnât enslave its citizens, but as Machiavelli points out, a citizenry who rely on mercenaries for protection will eventually become slaves to their protectors.
At what point will our âvolunteer armyâ turn into mercenaries? When recruitment slumps even though weâre at war?
(By the way, the Dan feather who corrects the Ben feather has mangled his own words in the fourth panel. Should be âThe apple didnât fall far from the tree.â Dan mixes up proof of paternity with a father being crushed by his child falling on him.)
RinaFarina over 14 years ago
@MiepR; Is that an owl I see before me? or just an avatar that is a bit fuzzy.
RinaFarina over 14 years ago
Or is it a turtle??!!
pirate227 over 14 years ago
âThis country could use more fine men like Quayleâ
ROFLMAO!
We had one, G W Bush.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
Palin Drome: Why would anyone quote Machiavelli approvingly? The draft is still slavery. Who else would you quote? Jefferson Davis?
What does âmercenaryâ mean here anyway? That they get paid? As if anyone joins the military to get rich.
The only real issue is freedom, and it is a tragedy that Americans have slid so far from it.
SuperGriz over 14 years ago
Machiavelli was very perceptive.
cdhaley over 14 years ago
@pschearer
(1) Who gets rich working for the military? Any Blackwater mercenary.
(2) Who would quote Machiavelli with approval? Someone who has read not just his tongue-in-cheek treatment of tyranny in The Prince but also his masterly demonstration, in his Discourses on Livy, that democracy (the Roman republic) is the most enduring form of government. During the Republic (500-43 B.C.E.), ordinary Roman (male) citizens had the opportunity to better their station in life through military service.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Got to agree with PALIN on this one. If your only exposure to Machiavelli was Eng 101, I would advise that you might have been misled by draft dodging professors. One must remember the political condition of Italy when he wrote. Why the US Senate is more civil.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Wow, the right repeats its nonsense about the left being the draft dodgers while Bush trots out his flight suit earned in the safety of NG of the 60âs and the rest of th folks running on the right wing never saw a gun except to shoot a rabbit. Or the old guy hunting quail with them from their limo. And then they swift boat actual guys who put themselves in harms way. Yeah, why I donât vote Repub. VOL 1
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
Theyâre both pathetic and you are so right on freeholder.
jhouck99 over 14 years ago
Ben Quayle gets a smaller feather to show that he is the son of Dan, the larger feather. Pretty obvious to me.
But has anyone seen or heard from Quayle père lately? He hasnât done much stumping for his son, unless heâs been âincognitoeââŚ
ginnyjc Premium Member over 14 years ago
Daddy recently sponsored a fund raiser at his gated community home in Arizona - hoping among other things to get publicity. The only problem was the gatekeeper wouldnât let the press in. So the press interviewed the pro-Hulburd protesters outside the gate. Guess who got all the publicity?
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
ginny, Iâll bet the press wouldnât have contributed anything to the fund raiser anyway.
Spaghettus1 over 14 years ago
Sycophants? ..and that would refer to the 54% of the electorate who voted for him? Naw, youâre not out on the fringeâŚ.
Oh, and the approval rating is 46% and rising. Heâs four points higher at this point in his presidency than Reagan or Clinton at the same point. Needless to say, they were both re-elected.
Harlen Premium Member about 1 year ago
LOL Moment!