Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 02, 2016

PLEASE… nobody else comment; it’ll just encourage him.

If you’ve got it…

what a bum joke…

If P&H want to trash the Kardashians — a popular sport, I admit, — they should really do so in a way that makes sense. All ships have sterns much wider than their bows. If not, they’re called “barges”, not “ships”.

Question: are those ships part of the Fink’s fleet (or at least, loyal to the Fink) or are they looking at an enemy fleet?

Signal the rowers!

RAMMING SPEED!

Well, strap a torpedo to the bow of your boat, fink, and have at it!

I think “barge” is an apt description all around.

About, what, 3 years late???

Garbage scows.

Is there nowhere to get away from them?

ahhh yes. the card-assy-ans. A formidable fleet to be sure. Yacht’s galore. A ferry or two as well.

Oh har har har, hardy har har har…

snort!

It looks like the fleet ‘Got Behind’ in their design. (giggle)

Imagine what the ships sailing under the Parton nam looks like.

“Well I like big…”

I prefer ships that sail under the House Jenner.

BRAIN BLEACH!! BRAIN BLEACH!!

The difference between a Kardashian and a ship, not as many men have been on a ship.

Sink ’em! Sink ’em!