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I have good news and bad news. The good news, for the next 15 years, you wonât have to wear a tie and youâll get 3 meals a day. The bad, your next happy hour wonât be until 2031. Oh, and tell your family to bring you lots of soap on a rope.
âWitnesses saw you speedingâ and that was the last time anyone saw any speed in this story (except Truâs overthrow; which he was warned against.)
Now Iâm no lawyer, but I did watch every episode of LA Law. Second degree murder, is that realistic? Despite him being drunk, speeding, and no lights, it still wasnât premeditated, it was an accident. Wouldnât it be manslaughter?
MOP, MOP, MOP: Boo Slaughter (Enosâ Niece) is what the DA would let him plea to. 1st is premeditated, 2nd is both his sonâs position and murder without any premeditation. Much like this story line is 2nd degree. No fore thought, just (as Ellisburkes mentioned above) an endless wandering in the desert of R&Wâs minds. Theyâre killing us.
âŠbeen away for a bit in the calming environs of SW Michigan, a little respite from the hassle and hustle of Chicago and its suburbsâŠ.but not far enough away from JCheezWhiz and his sophomoric (and in this case) gallows humor (get how I do that? Spinning gold here!)
Whiz, glad you must be feeling better I didnât want to âpileâ on for some time but now it seems you are ready to face, perhaps I should say âabutâ any further critique.
Hope you are well enough to face this commentatorâs âprobingâ and âpenetratingâ critique.
(some of you may recall that during my best Whiz beat-downs he announced he had to have a biopsy âdown below the equatorââŠeven I couldnât say too much)
I donât know why I continue to read this incredible dumb strip. Maybe to see what really stupid plot lines Gilâs creators can come up and how long it takes them to exhaust the story line.As former court official I take exception to the term death by DWI, most states use the term of Motor Vehicle Homicide to charge a person with killing a person by way of drunk driving. this term goes down with the term" state play downs" as a made up term. I been around a long time and have never heard of this saying before. I guess I am hooked on Gil and will never find a anti dote to stop reading this stupid strip.
Whiz, I canât even go for that buddyâŠ.. and manâŠ.I want to. Glad you are better but the shiv shall be out again, pal, just step out with another lame comment and Katie bar the door!
wmac8898 over 8 years ago
Thatâs true. I saw him speeding with his lights off.
kdizzle over 8 years ago
Maybe this story will be over by the time Del gets out.
Ravenswing over 8 years ago
Better keep your hands tightly on the soap, Del! BUBBA is waiting for you!
chiphilton over 8 years ago
The only danger Del knew was that he might get caught.
chiphilton over 8 years ago
Jail seems to be causing Del to morph into an older version of Barry. Never saw the resemblance when he was a free man.
supplier over 8 years ago
AhhhâŠreality seems to be setting in on elder Bader. Will that also be handed down to his son?
Mr Reality over 8 years ago
In all reality , Del morphing into an aging Elvis impersonator . Ăanât wait until he belts out Jailhouse Rock !
miffedmax over 8 years ago
OMG! Theyâve framed Fist-Pump Man!
TheBrownStarfish over 8 years ago
I have good news and bad news. The good news, for the next 15 years, you wonât have to wear a tie and youâll get 3 meals a day. The bad, your next happy hour wonât be until 2031. Oh, and tell your family to bring you lots of soap on a rope.
chujusmith over 8 years ago
Oh, and remorse. Be sure to show some remorse. Judges prefer that to the whole âI wasnât driving the car that killed herâ attitude.
Irish53 over 8 years ago
In all my years of reading this strip, Iâve never seen two characters that are as unlikable as Del and Barry.
Mopman over 8 years ago
Who the hell is that in P3 and where did Del go? Somebody just âaccidentallyâ give him access to his belt and let him end this once and for all.
bitsy twill over 8 years ago
This is all the fault of Shelly, the Selaskiâs waitress.
Pat Murray over 8 years ago
Forget the Milford CC, Gil should go waterskiing and jump a shark. It seems thatâs where this strip is headed.
twainreader over 8 years ago
âWitnesses saw you speedingâ and that was the last time anyone saw any speed in this story (except Truâs overthrow; which he was warned against.)
twainreader over 8 years ago
and if you âoil the Wardenâs hingesâ you could be out in five on âgoodâ behavior.
onyxsax over 8 years ago
Maybe Del can use the affluenza defenseâŠor that he sniffed too many industrial solvents and alcohol was the only way to make the headaches go away.
onyxsax over 8 years ago
Just for those counting â this story arc started on April 11th. This has to be the longest (and lamest) arc in the stripâs history.
Mopman over 8 years ago
Now Iâm no lawyer, but I did watch every episode of LA Law. Second degree murder, is that realistic? Despite him being drunk, speeding, and no lights, it still wasnât premeditated, it was an accident. Wouldnât it be manslaughter?
twainreader over 8 years ago
MOP, MOP, MOP: Boo Slaughter (Enosâ Niece) is what the DA would let him plea to. 1st is premeditated, 2nd is both his sonâs position and murder without any premeditation. Much like this story line is 2nd degree. No fore thought, just (as Ellisburkes mentioned above) an endless wandering in the desert of R&Wâs minds. Theyâre killing us.
cuttersjock over 8 years ago
âŠbeen away for a bit in the calming environs of SW Michigan, a little respite from the hassle and hustle of Chicago and its suburbsâŠ.but not far enough away from JCheezWhiz and his sophomoric (and in this case) gallows humor (get how I do that? Spinning gold here!)
Whiz, glad you must be feeling better I didnât want to âpileâ on for some time but now it seems you are ready to face, perhaps I should say âabutâ any further critique.
Hope you are well enough to face this commentatorâs âprobingâ and âpenetratingâ critique.
(some of you may recall that during my best Whiz beat-downs he announced he had to have a biopsy âdown below the equatorââŠeven I couldnât say too much)
Mazeltov, Whiz, here we go again!
schaefer jim over 8 years ago
I donât know why I continue to read this incredible dumb strip. Maybe to see what really stupid plot lines Gilâs creators can come up and how long it takes them to exhaust the story line.As former court official I take exception to the term death by DWI, most states use the term of Motor Vehicle Homicide to charge a person with killing a person by way of drunk driving. this term goes down with the term" state play downs" as a made up term. I been around a long time and have never heard of this saying before. I guess I am hooked on Gil and will never find a anti dote to stop reading this stupid strip.
twainreader over 8 years ago
Pluperfect, Present, Past, Future: Things are getting tense around here.
tcar-1 over 8 years ago
Gee âWhizâ that is TMI!
tcar-1 over 8 years ago
The âCountâ on the shirt makes me think of the big âGOVâ Mel Brooks had on the back of his jacket in âBLAZING SADDLESâ.
cuttersjock over 8 years ago
Whiz, I canât even go for that buddyâŠ.. and manâŠ.I want to. Glad you are better but the shiv shall be out again, pal, just step out with another lame comment and Katie bar the door!