Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2016

He’s going to beat you like a drum.

Soon there will be bits of Cartoon-Boy here, there, and everywhere.

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Will they be buried in an octopus’s garden?

Back to the USSR!

To bad they live on Abbey Road.

No need to seek words of wisdom by letting it be.

Do you think he’ll need ‘a little help from his friends’?

Yea Ringo! Give him a Hard Day’s Whack for me since I can’t fit into panel #7.

This comic strip needs a walrus in it.

One, two, three, four, can I hit him a little more?

Oh good. 10 comments so far and everyone knew what the joke meant. We’re not too old yet.

Oh, for a minute there, I thought pig lives in New Orleans.

You know how ****ing high they were when they wrote “Yellow Submarine”? the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a couple of tunes. They had to pry Ringo off the ceiling with a rake to record that song. — Bill Hicks

Toon Boy need Help! but his puns really Don’t bother me.

Toon Boy appeal: "Get back. I should have known better. I’m a loser/bad boy. I got a feeling We can work it out. All you need is love….

Ringo: I’ll get you with Maxwell’s hammer

Love it keep up the good work tune-boy !…………..Croc Power !

This is one of his best puns yet. The comments are pretty good, too.

Get ready for this one: Stephan’s a real nowhere man.

I always loved this song when I was really little. My dad says I made play it over and over again whenever we were in his car. /starts singing/ OHHH WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SU-/stops singing/ Oh. That’s all I remember.

I got news for all of you. Ringo’s wearing his hair in almost a buzz-cut these days. And you never see him without his shades.

“Got To Get Stephen Out Of My Life”….James Paul McCartney

Because Rat’s told you before — you can’t do that.

Bet their houses will still be standing tomorrow.

Deservedly so.

I am the pun man, we are the pun men, I am the cartoon boy, goo goo g’joob.

I’ll have to ask my goddaughter if she gets this one. She’s 23, but has a couple of Beatles albums.

Oh bloody, oh blood ah, PBS goes on …

You are my hero.

He could had Pig explaining this to Neighbor Nancy and had them all sing “Sump Thing Stupid” in a very frank manner.

In the next panel, Stephan gets attacked by the Blue Meanies.

Sump thing in the way she moos…

now I’ll have that song in my head all day

I think Toon Boy hit a new low with this one.

I love the strip and read eagerly looking for these atrocities.

He’s really outdone himself. Only one that approaches it is “Ferret’s Elf.”

Her name should have been Maureen or maybe Sexy Sadie.

Ringo grew his hair long again. Damn hippie! Lol.

Pastis’ brain must ache a lot.

But it aches in a GOOD way..

Rust is red. Sulfur is yellow. This toon stinks like rotten eggs.

Rust is RED not yellow. Sorta ruins the pun.

Is Marie in the armed forces by any chance? The Marine Corps, perhaps? Then Pig could say, “We all live on a yellow sump, Marine.”

Ha ha ha! Nice!

Pig, Goat, Zebra, and Rat are not the only neighbors who will loose their home. There is also Manny Moerivus who lives next door.

wgwonka said, about 1 hour agoRust is RED no

PointyHairedEE said, about 1 hour agoRust is red.

Not really, more orange than anything and if you really have to get down to it. How do you know there isn’t some other element making it look yellow.

Relax and enjoy. Overthinking comics takes the fun out of it. You are the only one in control of your fun.

For that… over thinking the comments and posting replies is silly and stupid too! Ha ha ha ha ha!

One of your best puns ever!

♪♫ “I want to pound your hea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ead, I want to pound your head…” ♪♫

Only ten whacks, Ringo. Count them off…*“Number 9, number 9, number 9…” Oh-oh

Just follow the yellow big stump.

I guess they’ll all have to find new places to live now. Oh yes, ♪♫ Sump-thing is the way they move…..♪♫

My Dad doesn’t like that song. He thinks it’s silly.

xxx

Does yellow rust look like yellow matter custard?

hey, steve, your gonna get lots of comments from some ladies who consider their name a better fit, e.g. “we all live on a yellow sump, maureen.” keep ‘em comin’. hopalong

I’ve spotted blue meanies in this comic strip! There is only one way out… Singing!!

And my friends are all,..uh,…bored?

so, start with the punchline and work your way back.

When she said “Sump Thing” I went right to, “Sumpthing in the way she moves”. I was close. :-)

I love the puns!!!

Priceless

I LOVE THE PUNS!!!

Remember, PBS readers, puns don’t kill cartoonists, people kill cartoonists. Anyway, give Pastis a chance. Just imagine there’s no punning…

And I’ll hold his coat.

Since Ringo is a drummer, he’s going to have a bat in both hands when he comes for you Pastis.

Having been in the Navy, this brings to mind the story of the cowardly bubblehead — The Yellow Submariner

This has to be the very worst pun. I love it!!!

One of your best ever, Stephan! Loved it.

“Snort!!” Didn’t see this one coming!!

Soon,stephan will be with sergeant pepper’s lonely clubbed heart.

XD I always heard that song with my father.If someone doesn’t get it, it’s from a song called “Yellow Submarine” and the most used line is “We all live on a yellow submarine”

im young but i love this song