Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for September 04, 2016

The hard truth is you should have gone to the emergency room after the first hour. Blood settles then expect gangrene next. Emergency! This is better than having it in the bottle right?

Knock on wood.

That’s okay; relax, guys (Steve, especially). Just like Binkley, I didn’t hear anything about anyone with a forty four-hour erect**n. Really. (snerk!)

He’s going to end up with permanent (brain) damage!

Needing a support animal for that kind of emotional problem is illegal in some states.

Local 911 operator was suspended. A call came in from some asian guy who did not understand her questions. She sighed in frustration and SHE was toast. She should have got a medal for not hanging up!

One would think Steve would be bragging about this side effect, rather than calling 911…

A four hour erection!?! You’d think there would be a pill for that!

Can’t imagine anything sadder than a four hour, hard as a rock, blue steel erection while you all alone….well, alone with a penguin. Think my head would explode!

I’m getting older – I guess if I had a four hour erec**n I’d be making a phone call too…

…probably to one or two cronies to boast about it.

And now, an all-nighter means the bladder didn’t get me up from a sound sleep.

Ah, the things we took for granted in our youth, eh?

44 hours?! Sheesh, I know Steve is a horn-dog, but…

“If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours,… you’re welcome!” – Wade ‘Deadpool’ Wilson

It would seem that Steve Dallas took a few too many Viagras at once. BB comments a lot nowadays about the things in his old strips (racism, religion, and profanity) that the censors wouldn’t allow in his strips today. Today’s theme is one that probably wouldn’t have flown in the 1980’s. How our tolerances have changed through the decades. There was a time in the 1980’s (not sure when) when Opus was calling 911 for very petty reasons (such as dry mouth after eating a banana) and I was worried that he was doing it again. But this seems like a tiny bit more of an actual emergency

I’d settle for a half hour. 15 minutes, even. ;-)

One day, Popeye thought, “I think I’ll try out this Viagra thing.” Four hours later he was in a crisis. He called a doctor, who said.

“You could call an ambulance, but try something else first. Sometimes the problem will solve itself with any sex act, but I recommend the fastest one possible.”

Popeye hung up, made another call and said, “Olive Oyl, blow me down!”

There are a couple of home remedies that he could try first.

“if your erection last more than 4 hour , contact your physician”What if your physician is not a female?

Viagra, Rogaine, but no cure for cancer yet? The fast food remedies of medicine?

howcome it’s not an emergency when you get a four year election?

I don’t remember the name of the comedian, but his take was that he’d be using his…um, “enhancement”, as a hat hook and a directional pointer for lost tourists.