Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2016

Your boys will thank you if you wear loose fitting jeans.

crowbar and grease? more like hedge clippers (though be careful with the noodle) and a flame-thrower

Fashion is sickening.

The word “nutcracker” comes to mind.

So unlike women, the question we men ask isn’t “Do these jeans make my butt look big?” It’s “Do these jeans make my package look big?” And my answer is, “Well, a good snowfall helps, but it doesn’t really make Switzerland any bigger.”

Still better than fat French men in speedos.

The trend needs to end before all the blood stops circulating to the brain!

The way those “skinny jeans” pull across the backside makes most guys look like they are carrying a load back there.

I remember moving from Hawaii to Northern California in the Summer of 1964 and seeing all the high school guys wearing pegged pants.

The only time I wear tight pants is when it’s time for me to lose weight.

Blah to uncomfortable fashions.

Have a flamethrower and some brain bleach pills.

Pastis has quite the moose knuckle there.

Some things you just can’t “unsee”.

I think this is the fourth time tight jeans have been in style of guys since I was a kid. I remember my dad making remarks about overly slacks back in the 1950s. Always in style for women, though.

Some of us are actually skinny… I ride in them and baggies flap too much.

Some guys need to think again…and again!

I’ll stop wearing tight jeans when females stop wearing yoga pants in public

fashion is useless. Remember, spandex everything? or, corsets? Plus, a lot of our clothes is not made in the usa. bangladesh, vietnam, honduras, indonesia. etc… shirts, jeans, pants, ties, hats, underwear, shoes, socks, zippers, purses, etc…all made with slave labor. we all want cheap clothes. clothing companies want profit. labor is extremely cheap in developing nations, and prisons.

Removing those jeans might become a group effort.

I always thought it funny, and a little sexy, to watch a woman writhe around on the floor, trying to get her jeans up, over, and fastened. End result was worth it, though.

Stephan, your bulges have bulges!

triathlete bob cant do that because he actually does squats. his “relaxed fit” jeans are super tight around his thighs

This would be the perfect time for Jef the Cyclist to make an appearance. … and also to cue up Little Jimmy Rushing’s “Berkeley Campus Blues.”

Guy on the beach asks his friend how to be popular with women. “Put a potato in your bathing suit.” Next day, he says, “It didn’t work. They ran from me.” “Well, put it in the front this time.”

You’ll need a pair of shears. That’s how they took off my cycling bib-shorts and jersey at the hospital.

Well, at least his pants are falling down around his hips.

Welcome back to the 70s, folks…

I make a point of the contents of my closet have the style & fashion of what was worn in 1965.. timeless.

I never follow the latest “trends” I wear what I want, when I want and how I want.

xxx

As a gay man I am no fan of skinny jeans. I do like tight jeans on a guy, but skinny jeans and tight jeans are not the same thing, especially when skinny jeans are worn with the belt line half way down the wearer’s arse. It just makes the guy look like he got into his younger brother’s (or sisters’s) wardrobe. I had to spend two hours at an Apple store yesterday to get my iPhone fixed, so I was exposed to plenty of skinny jeans (and thick rimmed glasses, and stupid hipster beards, and man buns, etc…). It was not a pleasant experience.

That is going to cramp his count!!

Everything old is new again; Men’s Jeans Department.

A long time ago, when I was youngish and slim, say late ’60s or early ’70s, I bought one pair of tight, stretch jeans. One only. That was experiment enough…. I apologize to anyone who may have known me then….

Yes, it does, goat. Yes it does.

You need a good mind scrub after seeing that

When are women going to stop wearing those hideous leggings? Fat, skinny,short or tall they look revolting one everyone. Do you realize you look disgusting or don’t you care? Maybe you all have a magic mirror that reflects back what nobody else can see. I wouldn’t wear those at gunpoint. Why don’t you just put on panty hose and stroll around?

I can’t stop laughing. Men are fashion victims too. I’m remembering the “SuperFly” era. Skinny jeans are a rehash of the 60’s