Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 02, 2016

…and where did she suit up so that the opponents would have no idea she’s a she?

again… nobody in the crowd says anything? Her classmates aren’t cheering for her? Her Dad the football coach isn’t at the game shouting her name? Come on, man!

So was this Heather’s plan all along or was she happy just to be taping the ankles of people who play her favorite sport?

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Gil to Marti….“Pull my finger!”

In all reality , who is wearing the goalie face mask in P 3 ? Is it the Milford version of à scary clown ?

Much like Sgt. Schultz, Moonpie knows nothing. The circle jerk starts quietly. Success leads to backslaps. Then buttslaps. H.E. will be getting real hands on experience.

“H.E.” – He. Who scored? He did.

Looks like H.E. Is wearing Hello Kitty gloves!M. BaderBlock 3, # 7MILFord State Pen

I wonder if this is like softball where the girls play with a smaller ball. Sure looks like it in P2. Even in Marty’s drunken state, he should be able to see that.

Does this make Heather a HE/she?

May as well call her Voldemort – H.E. who must not be named.

Heh heh. The big joke is on us. If Marty Moon ( who will have Vin Scully, an old friend, in the booth at half-time) doesn’t know what’s happening ( he works without a spotter and trusts his blurry vision) how the hell are we supposed to know. State Championship Coach Gil can coach ’em up, from obscurity to the cover of SI in a matter of weeks. All drink from their GIL mug.

H.E. as that big blocking tight end? Gil’s new strategy for disguising passing plays? Good thing linebacker blitzes have yet to be invented in Mudville.

And now the QB holds the ballAnd now he…oops, never mind…

P3 – Hey, don’t get that hand any lower!

A tip of the cap to both Ellisburkes and SgtSaunders.

The aliens are using the Improbability Drive.

@goinkers: before V existed was Hastur

How many teammates are catching themselves before they slap “H.E.” on the fanny?

The lacy pink fringes on her uniform will be a dead giveaway

What happened to Pelwecki’s story in all this?

Oh Marty, you must be drunk again? Trying to think logically? And speaking of logic, it’s only logical that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is here.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

What exactly is H.E. doing a good job at in that huddle?

I feel bad for Heather, if she’s so easily mistaken for a male high school football player.

P-2: Illegal Camel Toe, five yards, repeat down

@TXPASCOT: Not one would “catch” themselves. Gil knows how to energize a huddle.