Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 29, 2016

Welcome back, Signman! “Eat LARD!”

I thought Sign Man was commenting on this story arc “ABSURD!”

Signman, “Give ’em the Bird!”

OK, here comes the trickery…

Looks like Heather got her nails done for the big game.

And Sign Man thought I was making a joke yesterday. Welcome back.

P1, The wide open VT receiver barely hangs on to the volleyball attempting to catch it with his wrists.

Milford gets to play with with a football in P2. What kind of horrible deformity does that ref have? If his right hand is attached backwards as it appears, it’s also on upside down. Poor guy.

I sure hope Heather’s big play works better than the one Richard Nixon supposedly called for Redskins coach George Allen in their 1972 playoff loss to the 49ers.

P. 3, what Gil is actually saying is "Burns, run to the Swifty Mart and get me some Captain Morgan and cigars …Stat!

In all reality , Heather’s big play consists of her running out onto the field in her sexiest linngere splitting out wide and shaking her bootie ,distracting V Tech.Welcome back Sign Man !

She’s replacing Weibe?Isn’t he the kid the wobbles but won’t fall down?

P2- Nick “Ball” Hawker acts as though he has visited the endzone before. Despite not wearing her game face with no eye black, Heather reports in, flankers right with the Darwins in front of her, on the line. Archer heaves a pass behind the line of scrimmage to Burns. Moose playing left tackle, is not “covered.” With his improved footwork, Pelwecki runs a post pattern and……..

nice technique on the catch in P1. He must have learned that from the original Mr. Machine, which makes him way too old to be in high school.

Me so happy!

@Bitsy: Yes, that’s Dan Weibe, he shows up in the program as: D Weibe. The bad news is he’s starting ahead of her.

@The Brown Starfish: Not only is he wide open, the closest Mudlark to him is number 72, a Lineman!

@ Signman: It’s duck hunting season, the sign says MALLARD

Signman has been ignored so long he had to get his money’s worth. Here is what that sign really says: “Your eyes’ blue depths are lifted – With love and friendship stirred. – They smile; and lost in dreaming, – I cannot speak a word.” (Mit deinen blauen Augen [Stanza I])

I think you guys are all wrong about Sign Man’s sign, man. It says “WILL WORK FOR CURD”, which I hear is his favorite snack.

Nobody has gotten my sign right so far.

Burns! You’re a blonde female ‘bit’ character. Run to the convenience store and get me some ‘Hoo’.

“YOUR AD ON THIS CARD”

@Pat Murray: You mean a Mallard is a rabbit? @Jerry Pulver: best of the day. @ Ellisburkes: tell the truth, your Soupy Sales’ illegitimate son!

Actually my sign says, “GIL IS A TURD!”

Not my best work, but I was bitter and out of practice.

Big play by Nick " I spit a " Hawker