Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 02, 2016

Yeah King. What makes you think such nonsense?

@BZWiz: Us Who?

Because they did, and they’re lying about it (which is why I have don’t I have that many friends).

…or is the Fink upset they didn’t invite him to join them?

That last ‘Zotz!’ does it every time.

Is this a subtle nod to “Pearls Before Swine”, that Wiz turned them into Rat and Pig?

What makes you fink shumpting shupid like that?

Waa, waa did I say?

And yet only ten minutes late…

And they sang Pat Godwin’s song: “Oh you aughta go with me, when I go out drinkin’. I always have myself a real good time!”

I not as thunk as you dink I am.

Rodneyappears to be rat-arsed, and I suppose pig!Wiz is stinking drunk….

I was watching some silly parody of a slasher movie last night and one said roofies were supposed to improve his sex life but he took them before every date and hadn’t scored yet.

( I still know what you did last Friday? )

“And the pig got up and slowly walked away…”

Looks like they have been playing with Clavin’s Transmorgrifier again.